'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'

Please don’t joke about this, every year thousands of school children develop heterodox opinions about urban planning and public transport as a result of accessing Bluesky

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Türkiye (Istanbul), is the hair transplant capital of the world. Canada really needs to up our game and become a medical tourism capital of something. Canada - Skin Tag removal capital of the world Canada - tattoo removal capital of the world Canada - prostate surgery capital of the world

I despise non-stop triple headers. Be interesting to see what the actual ratings are for those #CFL games

Given how many little "big animals on wheels" we've had from all over the world, I think the prehistoric equivalent of "Truck Kid" might be "Ox Kid." (Ukraine, Crete, Maharashtra, Anatolia)

Going on about Harris showing up 3 hours before game time. It's Regina, what else is he going to do on a Saturday? Surprising the rest of the team weren't there. #CFL

Just watched Mr. K. Thoughts? It's a Crispin Glover film...'nuff said

Great, if you want to access 3 Down Nation, you have to accept them providing tons of personal data to 1.7k+ sites or spend hours turning off permissions. Sure ACCEPT ALL is available, but no DECLINE ALL

Wow, I'm pretty sure there was just a sonic boom, that's how fast I hit the mute button when #TSN announced Straight Fire. Booooooooom

Brady making the excellent point that this is also on the leaders in the clubhouse for not sitting these guys down and saying “nope, you’re not doing this”.

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Do you know I once spent 14 years as a till at a checkout in grocery? I did it for love, she thought I just did it for the money

@miskatonicplayhouse.com Everytime Union appears in Rivers of London, I can't help but think of Frobisher from the Dr Who comics and Big Finish audio stories. He's Whifferdill shapeshifter, who prefers to spend his time as a penguin

@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social Haven you ever read Fire on The Mountain by Terry Bisson? It answers the question - What would have happened if John Brown had been successful at Harper’s Ferry in 1859. In real life Tubman was supposed to join the raid, but was sick, but what if she hadn’t been?

One of my favorite photos I’ve taken at the Smithsonian. Can you see the bird? A bird built its nest inside the mouth of a Triceratops. An avian dinosaur decided that a dinosaur was the perfect place to raise more dinosaurs. The fossil record comes full circle. 🧪 🦕♻️🕊️

Hrm, did John Haggerty's cleats have a red sole? I'm not a sports expert, but perhaps when punting you shouldn't be wearing Louboutin. Points for style, but obviously 6 points loss for execution. Actually, looks like just red/pink accents

@greenleejw.bsky.social You'll enjoy these book covers. Least Braveheart has something to do with the source

How do you miss that?

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Amazing that most of the stuff that #TSN does with AI, could easily have been done with a Commodore Amiga. How much are they saving not having an actual person do the graphics?

Does this work in Canada as well? Should people go out and plant a bunch of endangered plants around the island airport? Although, I assume Ford will personally bulldoze everything anyway.

TSN operating just like MLSE talking past it. Like NHL and Sportsnet with Carter Hart.

The thing with Kelly is that never once apologized. The team settled with the former employee, there was no risk with apologizing. He's now married, he could have easily explained how he has grown and regrets his actions and etc etc etc etc. Instead, he is still seen as a cocky shite. #CFL

Nice thing to see on my way home.

I love educational posts

Interesting that TM: International showed Taskmaster Australia, before Taskmaster New Zealand. New Zealand was made first AND Australia uses the NZ taskmaster’s house.

God: Next we need a bug to live in their walls and air ducts. It exclusively eats other bugs that get into homes, it'll be scared of people, and it can't even bite them. A helpful fella Gabriel: Another banger, Lord. How will it look? Your ladybug was a big hit God: Think of a centipede from hell

Richard Ayoade is an odd choice for Taskmaster. He strikes me as a Jo Brand type of player - funny but grumpy Matt Lucus continue support of David Williams make me question his inclusion by association Chloe Petts should be someone who tries to win every event.

Not sure having Chad Kelly putting a finger in front of his mouth (as in shhh) is the best look to use for CFL+ pool ads #CFL

Are there any friendly ports to enjoy DAZN while going a-pirating?

Why is there a giant 55 yard mark on the field? Doesn’t Winnipeg realise that they are turning off potential fans with that marking! Thank goodness, next year they will remove the 55 yard line and Winnipeg will be able to sell out more often. #CFL /s

Don’t give lighters to squirrels, kids

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Always amazing that the Royal York once could be seen from the shores of Lake Ontario. Now you can’t even see it unless you’re standing near it.

📚"Covers designed by folk who didn't bother to read the book" Episode 3: Rudyard Kipling’s “Kim” (1901). Colonial adventure novel about an orphaned Irish boy who meets a Tibetan lama in Lahore and together they are drawn into the “great game” of imperial espionage. Nice shoes, babe.

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

A former Luxembourg civil servant has just sent me postage with a new stamp that commemorates the first printed book of Mi’kmaq hieroglyphic writing (printed by a Luxembourger catholic missionary 160 years ago). No doubt the first stamp ever to include this script!

Now that's a verbal version of a Shawinigan Handshake.

Nebraska and Georgia just announced they will not schedule any games against Texas Tech and if any game is currently planned they will work on canceling the matchup, no matter what sport it is.

It would take going against the boosters and everyone else, but Texas Tech could just not play or dress him. Let him ride the pine for a year. Any close games will cause people to question the results #NCAA www.espn.com/college-foot...

Sometimes I check out local free Craigslist just for fun. Found a hot tub that doesn't want to hear about Greg and hates Emmas

Tribbles!!!

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

Sadly, without an anchor, the ship was destined to travel the seas. Its crew unable to disembark, slowly died of starvation. If you listen, at night, you can hear a ghost shouting ‘JERRY! REVERSE THE FUCKING SHIP!! REVERSE!! FUCK!! I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! JERRY YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE’

Hey, when does the conspiracy wackos point out that the lights for the UFC stage at the White House look like devil horns.

This is what the Bram Stoker Award looks like. Rather have this than a boring Oscar or Grammy.

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

apologies in advance to everyone googling hot hockey players because of heated rivalry and off campus and learning their politics

Look, you can’t expect him to be GM, Head Coach AND Offensive Coordinator and still have time to discipline his players. There are just not enough hours in the day.