“…A filing cabinet full of LRMs.” #battletech #LRMs #extremeprejudice

IMPORTANT REMINDER Pterodactyl are flying lizards, not flying Dinosaurs. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

Hey it's that time of year! Where everything is on fire and satire is my only coping mechanism! I'm feeling bitey so it's time for THE TECH BILLIONAIRE'S WISHLIST FOR THE OFFICE SECRET SANTA 1/

It's Friday, it's almost Christmas, you know what that means... Time for a bumper crop of Tudor Christmas Cracker Jokes!

I’m pretty sure that everyone hates the Trivago guy. Haha you over-paid for your trip. Should have checked Trivago. Haha Fuck you Jürgen, you could have mentioned it before we arrived at the hotel. Asshole

Crazy, The Amazing Digital Circus posted their latest episode on YouTube an hour ago and it’s already up to 3 million views world wide. Mind boggling numbers for a cartoon.

Goddam why does 1918 go so hard

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

political science

Trying to watch two shows, both have issues on all the various alternative sites. The Artist - A weird ass show with Mandy Patinkin. Every stream is out of sync. This is Not A Murder Mystery - Surrealist artists trapped with a killer. Every stream has embedded German Subtitles & other issues

Well, its a good sign that the new #Argo head coach has declared a player who hasn't played in over a year as his starting QB. Also will be good cap management, if they wont cut said player before he gets his ridiculous bonus money. Guess the Bills-Argo MLSE thing requires Chad Kelly #CFL

As senior adviser maybe he can advise the Argos to hire a dedicated president, actual GM and a scouting department. #CFL

Raisins? What monster enjoys raisins in butter tarts? Person who enjoys raisins in butter tarts, thinks anything hotter than ketchup is too spicy! They think rockets are the pinnacle of candies! And believes socks & sandals are the height of fashion! Monsters!

Oh my GOD

Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter: If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years. An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it

I enjoy how Google is doing all they can to make their products unusable. Google search is all AI crap. YouTube runs 60 second commercial breaks. I’m sure gmail must be next.

To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat

I read that as most wretched films of the week. Goes with reading something as Parsnip instead of Parish. I need my brain checked.

My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀

So apparently the correct response to shopping centre Santa ringing his bell is not to shout "bring out your dead!" No sense of humour, some people...

If you'd told me a while back that my piece on Twilight 2000, the Cold War, an apocalyptic imagination would rack up over 1000 reads in a short space of time, I would have laughed. I'm delighted that it's reached such a wide audience for something in a scholarly publication like the JAS.

We can create 70k jobs by destroying the environment of the ring of fire for centuries, so my friends can make billions of dollars.

Hey Montreal brought their annoying horns to Regina. They deserve to lose just for that. #VanierCup

Have you applied for your latest settlement from Loblaws for fixing bread prices. Now is your chance to stick it to the Weatons.

Someone was having an issue with the fae and needed cold iron to get rid of them.

So he did the only sensible thing: wrote a five-act drama, Oonagh, or, The Lovers Of Lismona, and staged it at the Haymarket #OTD in 1866. Obviously. One version of the story appears in Stephen Pile’s Book of Heroic Failures, a title which might be considered a clue as to how things turned out

Osprey Canada is having a big sale on board games, war games and TTRPGs. Free shipping over $40 cc: @andrewbucholtz.bsky.social @spezbaby.bsky.social www.ospreypublishing.com/ca/

I'm sure its going to be wall to wall farmers in tractors partying in downtown Regina and Saskatoon.

Actually making the end-zone smaller, won't change much, since coaches seem to forget that they can actually throw the ball when on the 5 yard line. #CFL

The Prime Minister and a Crypto President, what a picture.

Got to get in as many commercials as possible before the game starts. #CFL #TSN

Ah, the fine CTV tradition of airing commercials for things that already have happened.

Could they have not done a better job with the sound for the First Nation announcement?

Traditional fried chicken sacrifice to the football gods for an exciting Grey Cup. #CFL

UofS and Riders in both football championships, they’ll be no living with the province if they win both. #CFL

The nice thing not being on the hellsite is that I don’t have a sense of FOMO for not being at Grey Cup. Do wish all those CFL fans stopped supporting a white supremacist and came to BlueSky.

Today’s the big #CFL Fans Fight Cancer (@cflffc.bsky.social) event! 1-5PM at Tavern United Downtown Winnipeg. Free entry, tons of prizes to be won! You’ll even get to see our own Ryan on the emcee mic at some point! If you see him, stop him and say hi! www.cflfansfightcancer.com/2025-event

Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.

@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social see what you are missing being down south!

Oooh ESPN has a replay of the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship. Also, ads for generic viagra.

Also, enjoying the idea of Riders playing for the Grey Cup in Winnipeg. #CFL

It's amazing that BC couldn't extend any of its lass view possessions to kill more of the clock and secure the win

It's surprising when you look at history, how much urine was used in everyday life.

This is different from the adult content stuff on the moderation page.

Wait, how did the RedBlacks hire Ryan Dinwiddie away from the Argos? Who is in charge of the Argos these days? #CFL

Journalists, sci-commers, historians, there are still SO many using it - even people who work in, or claim to support, equality and diversity work, feminism, and all the lovely other wokery (woke is good). Organisations addicted to bullshit KPIs. Individuals addicted to Likes. What are you DOING.

Remember you’re now free to use any coca-cola companies images because they okayed the theft of intellectual properties and copyright