Not Naydeen
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🇻🇨 || 🏳️🌈 she/her || “Die Meinungen von Männer sind mir völlig egal.”
Today I learned I fucking HATE celery. I learned it while making my first vegetable soup. It's like the radish of green vegetables what the fuck
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BJ Colangelo
6 months ago
If someone tells you "Hey, this person is dangerous and here's the proof backing up my claims" and your response is "That sucks for you but they've always been nice to me!" I hope you know this means that you are unsafe, untrustworthy, and unworthy of being a part of any community.
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Rebekah Valentine
6 months ago
Rowling is actively using the money you send to her for HP stuff to demonize trans folks and take away their rights. No ethical consumption etc but the calculus on this one seems pretty easy to me
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Jordan Starkweather✨
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Me: Okay I'm going to the office tomorrow, time to pick an outfit My brain: Wear white pants
9 months ago
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I am playing a dangerous game with food again and I'm not really sure why
9 months ago
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Will McKinley
9 months ago
PBS is now live on Prime — ad-free — and you don't need a subscription to watch. This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service. Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations
www.pbs.org/articles/str...
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Stream PBS and PBS KIDS Free on Prime Video
PBS and Amazon announced that more than 150 local PBS stations and the PBS KIDS Channel will launch ad-free as a Prime Video FAST offering. This marks the…
https://www.pbs.org/articles/stream-pbs-and-pbs-kids-free-on-prime-video
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"Ugh, I'm so tired. I need to rest." - Me, the woman who continues to book appointments, events, and shenanigans EVERY day of the week 😭
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Gonna make purchasing cute lingerie sets a regular thing now that I've finally sorted out my true bra size and stopped squeezing myself into B cups However, it's incredible how these companies will give you a size L thong and not think that they need to account for a belly, wey alyo feel?? Lmaooo
10 months ago
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DEFUND KENYA MOORE🔻
10 months ago
Fashion Police would’ve gone crazy if it existed during this time 😭
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It's time to bust out the Pentatonix/NSYNC Christmas playlist
10 months ago
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Solomon
10 months ago
Jail is not enough
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I love the way Black people LOVE Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" omg
10 months ago
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Me on a Tuesday night: Wow, I can't believe I have to work tomorrow. This should be illegal or something
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Commander Sterling
10 months ago
PEGI giving Balatro an 18+ rating while games with MTX/loot boxes are rated 3+ speaks to the performative nature of current rating systems. It’s all about rating the appearances, the aesthetics, not the actual suitability or potential for harm. FIFA’s basically rewarded for wearing a disguise.
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𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖
10 months ago
HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio. Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
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Individual donors and partners can have a major impact. Join Sesame Workshop’s Mission to Help Kids Everywhere Grow Smarter, Stronger, and Kinder.
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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪
over 1 year ago
How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search. Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here. Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
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I cannot believe this man tried to make me feel bad for having a big ass and small titties LMAOOO And to call me UGLY on top of that?? I know you fuckin lying
10 months ago
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TIL I learned that when Germans say they smoke weed, they're actually smoking blem and I hate ittttt
11 months ago
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I threw up after my work Christmas party last night and the shame is killing me still
11 months ago
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FAT TIL IT BUFF
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass
11 months ago
When someone is giving you trouble and your mom/ grandma/ aunt asks “what is their first and last name? Do you have something they have touched? ”
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Trying this again, here's my very predictable Wrapped that showed just how tumultuous my year was
11 months ago
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Wow okay Bluesky why would you post the wrong screenshot like that lmao
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derek guy
11 months ago
me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear
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Unfortunately, this did not only apply to my language-learning career in 2024
11 months ago
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Can't believe I missed Kybba coming to Hamburg a couple of months ago ugh I'm tired of WAITING for things I want NEOW
11 months ago
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Sharl 🎨
11 months ago
here we go again. welcome to my art page.
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Something about the way I have a visceral reaction to any slight misunderstandings really needs to be addressed LMAO I can't keep going like this, it literally is not that serious
11 months ago
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Uniqlo needs to stop playing in my fucking face omg every year they're like "Omg Black Friday, Cyber Monday deals!" and it's 10€ off of a 90€ cashmere sweater
11 months ago
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elia ayoub
11 months ago
#Germany
is a parody of Germany, part 6
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That squeaky bed sound that DJs use in their mixes does something to my brain No I will not be explaining this further
11 months ago
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
11 months ago
A very simple reason to not conflate racism with "stupidity" is it means that anyone you think is smart can't be racist. Not only is that not how this works, but it means you are giving cover for racists just because they are prominent and deemed smart
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𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 grace
12 months ago
a reminder ❤️🩹
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No idea why but my appetite has just been gone lately
11 months ago
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I will say, however — stop fucking smoking in the CLUB, it makes my hair STINK and I've had a headache for two days
11 months ago
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Idk I've been kind of on a dark rum kick lately and sticking to classic Cuba Libres
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Elisse
11 months ago
Hey friends, a small PSA for you this fine weekend: Now that it’s shopping season for the holidays, I see a ton of influencers doing videos promoting cheap gel nail polish brands from Amazon, including but not limited to Beetles. Do not buy these polishes — they pose a genuine health risk.
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I've had an amazing birthday weekend. My adoption went through, I had a great time on my actual birthday instead of ceding to my family's wishes, and last night I spent the night in a different city to see one of my favourite DJs. I hope the rest of my year goes just as well tbh
11 months ago
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♡
11 months ago
this reminds me of this tweet 😭😂
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You all can't convince me that crysanthemums are good-looking flowers. Like if a spider and centipede had a love child
11 months ago
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Why is it always that when there's a 100% chance of rain that I have the incessant urge to wear white pants to work? This needs to be studied
11 months ago
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WHATTTTTTT omg intra-regional travel is AWFUL
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SAKE.aM 🍶
11 months ago
Nintendo is actually insane for not milking Animal Crossing: New Horizon. Like we should STILL be getting DLC for that game to this day. I love Splatoon, I really do, but Nintendo should of saw those AC sale numbers and made a business decision.
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Removed the need to even be using social media now that I've forced all my friends who do not know each other to witness my life in one big group chat skskskdkskdf
11 months ago
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Why is Konshens doing soca music pls lmao
11 months ago
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Seth Abramson
11 months ago
I learned some stuff about Bluesky I did not know by reading this. Maybe worth passing it on to others so we can all start getting the full benefit of the 🦋.
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Here’s some cool stuff you can do with Bluesky
It’s not just an Alf pics repository.
https://www.theverge.com/24295933/bluesky-social-network-custom-how-to
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Jay 🦋
11 months ago
We call them “posts”
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Bring Circles back first!!
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NotRxme 🇧🇧
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