Deadass rooting for them jewels to have been chopped and screwed by now. Hope to be looking at the sparkling neck of a deep brown femme flashing a knowing smile somewhere

You are supposed to leave within 12 hours of the heist on a private jet from a private airstrip. Leaving through CDG? Kinda amateur hour bullshit…..

A calm and regulated nervous system

It took from March until September for us to have enough yield to eat from our yard consistently. We had to time crops so we could have continuous harvests through the end of Oct & freeze surplus. Also you don’t plant in October to eat in November. The ppl advising this are grotesque

Made spaghetti squash Alfredo from the squash that my child’s father grew. We may not be together but he is good in the garden

I feel like I’m a 2.., But I’m a black woman who has big hair and big tits so…

Building a “resist” playlist. Started with Sounds of Blackness and Arrested Development. Looking for more suggestions

I miss my Dad.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

oh my heart

Trying to find this on Apple Music and I can’t youtu.be/WQEnsvuyYh4?...

... gotta pre-clean before the housekeeper comes....

*cackles in tech start up company alumna* WHEW. Them holiday parties....

Evergreen

Oh its the work spouse conversation today? Oh, aight. Never had one. My ex-bae was a co-worker tho.....NEVER doing that again.

God’s perfect idiot-Orion Halley

It’s too serious on here today for the kinda day I’m having 😭😭 show me some cats or something omg

Shout out to *ME* for successfully organizing and hosting a Perinatal Research Day! Our keynote speaker talked about the pronatalism movement and that was a fascinating talk. I got a great turnout, especially for a Friday!

They been like this. The things the Cornell Republicans used to say to us when we were in school... abhorrent.

In my experience it was not. Especially because my degree was from an Ivy. It opened a lot of doors. But I also graduated from college more than 20 years ago (sheesh!) I don't know if my view applies to the current atmosphere for young people

How many more Black women there were than Black men. It was glaringly apparent in our grad photo-- the women outnumbered the men 2-1

College me didn't need as much sleep. She was less confident in her beauty. She sought male validation too much, not realizing... she went to school with a bunch of other NERDS.

Being called a AAA "Affirmative Action Admission". Bitch, I had a 4.9 GPA when I graduated high school! Being bullied by other black girls over housing assignments. That was rough, and to this day I still don't fuck with them girls.

Staying up all night playing spades. The PARTIES, especially the Ujamaa Sweatboxes. Stealing whole cakes from the dining hall for each other's birthdays. TORRENTING EVERYTHING and creating private FTPs to share files-- we were around for the birth of high speed internet and WiFi

I don't know if the statute of limitations has expired, so Imma just keep this in the vault.

Realized I was queer a lot sooner and owned that shit.

Race, Power and Privilege taught by Dr. James Turner But college was one big class in life....

Don't sign up for them gotdamb credit cards!

Our dining hall was one of the best in the country so we had REALLY good food. I didn't have a go-to meal. But when the halls were closed, me and my friends would use our food stamps to go grocery shopping and cook our asses off.

A deeply formative experience, where I began my real journey of self discovery. I found my voice, I found lifelong friends and I learned how to properly perform a keg stand.

"Far above Cayuga's waters, with its waves of blue Stands our noble alma mater, glorious to view. Lift the chorus, speed it onward! Loud her praises tell. Hail to thee, our alma mater! Hail, all hail Cornell!" I'm mad I still know this shit.

I was originally pre-med but it was breaking people left and right and I didn't want to be broken, but I still wanted to make money. Funny, I'm closer to my original plan than the one outlined by my degree.

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Consumer finance, life skills, healthy relationships and practical civics. By the time you finish high school, you can sign most financial contracts (credit cards, car loans, leases), get married and vote. There needs to be education on these aspects of adulthood.

"Nerd with enough social skills to get by and well liked by the teachers" I was in all AP classes, VP of the Meteorology Club, but also VP of the National Honor Society, Pres of the African American Club, on the Debate team and played volleyball and lacrosse

Teacher: Mrs. Sidelski- she brought roadkill in for us to dissect, rules be damned! Mighta been dangerous but it was fun Counselor: Mrs. Hargrave. She *saw* me and put me forward for so many things. If it wasn't for her, I likely would not have gone to Cornell U

genuine curiosity and humility

science I doubled on science my sophomore, junior and senior years of high school so that my freshman year in college I was taking organic chemistry. that was a FUCKING MISTAKE. but I love science

at 9:40 in the AM coffee ain't e'em settled in good.....

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

My team went from 4-0 to 4-2 in one week I’m sick.

y'know... I be readin about all that's going on and while I generally eschew firearms, methinks its time to get my gun license.

Whew this is terrible!

Someone said we need to John Wick kit and y know what….. Yep.

So I just came back from Canada…🇨🇦🇨🇦

Excuse me , I’m a gotdamb SAINT.

Not gon hold you but the Savage remix got me through the pandemic