Turkey Vulture In the warmer months, these birds fly around all day, searching for and circling food in what is called a kettle. In the evening, they convene on a nearby communication tower. When the sun sets, one by one they fly to a tall tree where they form a committee.

This piece of bent metal cost $200! F you! I will make my own. #Fridge #Ford

Driftwood smells like mold and rotting wood.

this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars

Nebraska blows Wisconsin out of the bank! 90-60 Go! Big! Red!

I've never seen Nebraska Basketball like this before in my short lifetime.

At the half Nebraska is beating Wisconsin 47-31

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

My cat MooCow absoluted zonked with his mouth hanging open over the ledge. He lives such a tough life 🤣. #catsky 🐈

God must watch a lot of football

Doctor: Do you smoke or drink alcohol? Me: I drink it.

It's good to wash this win down with an ice cold DEAR OL' NEBRASKA BREW

The Huskers kick Creighton's ass!

33-19 Huskers over Creighton at the half.

Happy Pearl Harbor day for those that say Happy Memorial Day. #idiot

Nebraska Volleyball is heading to the sweet 16!

Nebraska is making needed changes in coaching the trenches on both sides of the ball.

Clarkson & Leigh broke up. Pick my highschool's mascot. 24 in my class, I was the only one to join the military. So Commanders it is. Patriots is what they were merged with Leigh. Before merging, Leigh was the Panthers and Clarkson was the Red Devils. Clarkson was the Cardinals in the early 1900s.

I'm helicopter parenting my robot vacuum.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

In these trying times, I don't know much. But I do know this: when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.

The 2025 Taylor University "Silent Night Game" The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then... 📹: @GopherHole on 𝕏

What an absolute piece of human GARBAGE donald trump is. GARBAGE! SHIT HOLE FAKE ASS PRESIDENT.

I drove from Pierre to Lower Brule, South Dakota this morning. It was about a 50 mile stretch of road that twists and turns right along side the mighty Missouri River. I saw 2 cars in that time. I could have laid in the road for a long time before someone ran me over.

Not every guy is a creep, but every creep is a guy.

Your brain skull is different if you are a runner vs a defenseless player. Getting hit in the head while running is ok. It's actually encouraged.

It doesn't look like Syracuse is going to make the ACC championship this year.

Ok guys. We get it. The Bears beat the Eagles. They didn't win the Superbowl.

FINAL | No. 1 Nebraska sweeps Ohio State to become the first Big Ten team to go 20-0 in conference play since Penn State in 2009. The Huskers enter the NCAA Tournament at 30-0.

Nebraska Volleyball is 30-0 😲

*drinking 3rd large coffee of day out of a “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” mug* Addictive substances are so dangerous

You had me at pot

Nebraska sweeps Penn State

And just like that my profile picture is relevant again. Happy Thanksgiving!

Ok. The Mac n Cheese commercial is funny 🤣

Don't forget to wish your AI robots happy Thanksgiving!

He is risen

Would you like some coffee in that cup of hot creamer? 🤦🏼‍♂️

One thing I am not a fan of is AI Coca-Cola Christmas commercials.

Each month Penske sacrifices a mechanic and drains their blood into the fuel tank in hopes the Gods will keep the Love's fuel from turning to diesel fuel Jell-O below 15°F.

We should have watched a movie instead of that football game last night.

Is Syracuse dead? This is worse than Nebraska vs Iowa State in the 90s.

Pumpkin pie #Thanksgiving🥧🫶🐾🙌

My toddler asked for square cheese. She took a couple nibbles and handed this back to me.

She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers

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Remember back in the day when we had to manually squeeze the coffee beans after we harvested them from our Midwestern fields? Hard work payed off so you could enjoy a cup of hot Joseph.

I’m at the prayer chapel. I’m at the Dunkin Donuts. I’m at the combination prayer chapel and Dunkin Donuts. #aarsbl25