Happy Birthday Nebraska

The Huskers didn't lead until the 10th inning, but it was enough to take game one of the weekend in Alabama.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to go home and take my pants off.

The instant camera is always a lesson in patience because 9 out of 10 times the photos are blown out/blurry/just overall bad, but then that 1 photo makes all the duds worth it. From a couple of weekends ago because I just found it in my bag today. 😬

THE FIRE IN YOUR EYE #MacroPhotography #lichen #Weathered #NaturePhotography

Wrought-Iron Beauty

I would have never guessed pedophiles versus non-pedophiles would be the 2nd civil war.

A few days ago my 3 year old asked if she could have some of my cereal at breakfast. I passed the bowl to her and she immediately coughed right into the bowl. She laughed about it too. #TyphoidMary

All the women have teeth unlike the stupid men.

@disposablehero.com how are y'all doing? I'm only hearing snow reports from NYC.

One way to treat your social media addiction is every time you feel like looking at your phone, have a cigarette instead.

Industrial Garden #photography #irongate #cemetery

A rainbow through the eyes of the beholder.

¡Galletas! I was too busy to post this Thursday night.

I picked up the cat and then rammed my pinky toe into one of my daughter's toys. The cat scratched me as it tried to get away. I'm pretty sure I broke my toe.

My daughter is knocking on our bedroom door saying she pooped. Good morning!

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

And this is the moment I remembered my pants don't have pockets. ☹️

I have these thoughts, so often I ought To replace that slot with what I once bought 'Cause somebody stole my car radio And now I just sit in silence

It's 8pm and you check Instagram for the first and last time today, so it fills your feed with a montage of reels you haven't seen from yesterday's algorithm. Instagram is so excited to see you. Now it can feed lizard man Zuckerberg the tiny little screams of your miserable life. Yay!

Welp. Nebraska sucks again.

Nebrasketball in 30 min vs Iowa. Go Big Red!

I am a bunny. My name is Nicholas.

The most regal of cinemas.

We're all equal! Except for you! 'Cause you're an asshole, with an ugly point of view!

What a nice guy! #nfl #NFL #Titans #Texans #Colts #Jaguars #nflmemes #AndreJohnson

[handcuffed] officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

That Heavyweight episode was extra heavy 😔

101.9 the Keg was sold to Nebraska Public Media. Boooooo 👎🏼

The 50,000 anti abortion signs on this lonely Nebraska highway say it's not a choice. But It was your choice to put your dick in her.

Omaha set a record high on Monday. The temperature hit 75°, which is a record high for February 9. The previous record was 63° set in 1954. This is Omaha's warmest temperature since November 14, when it was 76°.

The Grammys. The Olympics. The Super Bowl. The message is that the world loves diversity. Don’t let the billionaires tell you otherwise.

Don't be a boring potato poopy pants. Forget your wallet half way to your destination. Life is exciting!

Live. Laugh. Punt.

They talked about the pash rush.

Try and enjoy your Sunday because tomorrow is Monday.

JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

Out for a quick drive to Yutan and then back to hibernation.

OH my GOD this is NOT chocolate milk!

I guess all Republicans think they can say whatever racist misogynistic shit they want now.

Nebraska Sen Brian Hardin is a sick fuck.

You would know Jesus took the wheel because of the blood on the steering wheel.

I took the Christmas lights down so now we can begin celebrating the death of Jesus Christ.

if we got a cuck chair it would just end up being a cat chair

Department of Homeland Security. More like Department of Homeland Insecurity Take it out back and put it down

1/4 Last night I uploaded new images on the Lightroom desktop where they automatically upload to the cloud and then to the Lightroom app on your mobile device. But I got a new phone recently and haven't used the LR app yet.

@shinxfenris.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

I got really excited about the lights I bought for my car. It's ok to unfollow me. I'm going to be that bright blinding guy I hate sharing the highway with.