This stuff is so fucking pathetic thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Straight to hell: All pubs and restaurants describing their food as "fayre". Whilst were about it: Google maps restaurant descriptions have replaced Timeout club night listings as the ultimate London cringe

This one hits hard.

Only interested if theres a resident ghost

Overheard in Queens Park: "I agree, people shouldn't have second homes. Because there are too many homeless people. But I DON'T have a SECOND home, I have a HOLIDAY home! 🤣😂🤣🤡

Punk investing 🤡 share.google/etxZ1lHU4Rtq...

I see they settled on a framing in the donor group chat

Wow

It is fucking INSANE one man has such influence over the outcome of a fucking war

Absolutely right, Marco. The US won't be the caretaker. They're the receiver; the leveraged Private Equity-backed asset strippers

Palestine Action have WON their judicial review in the High Court! A massive victory for free speech, freedom of association and the right to protest. A massive defeat for the draconian attempts by Keir Starmer's government to curtail our fundamental rights.

One of the dubious joys of living in West London is spotting flashy brand new cars sporting the years' new numberplate designation, which fortuitously coincides with bank bonus season in March. My wife and I call them 'bonus cars'. Looks like its going to be a bumper year for bonus cars.

I'm really enjoying the winter Olympics this year! Is it particularly good this year or have I been sleeping on it? Makes me want to go on a winter sports holiday, but then remember the faff, queues for lifts, boots like medieval torture devices and 2nd mortgage required to take a family of 4 skiing

Once hating Europe was such a gas Soon turned out, Farage is Epstein class

The Epstein files show that Brexit was never a “plucky British revolt”. In reality, Brexit was fed, and empowered, by an entire class of oligarchs and autocrats, who thrive on chaos, weak regulation and brittle institutions.

You've heard of precision engineering and precision medicine, right? So hear me out: Precision industrial action. Everyone agrees to stop supplying services to politicians that are being shitbags.

Anyone else feeling like a sucker after coughing up for a pair of these overhyped earplugs, and wondering what they do that a £2 foam set can't? Best thing about them is that the packaging vaguely reminds me of a Bauhaus cover, but that's hardly worth £30

For those of you that haven't been to London yet in 2026, this is what you've missed

People who make billions out of billions are invariably horrible, vicious, abusive, nasty, bitter human beings who think very highly of themselves and their needs and their pile of money and absolutely nothing of other human beings. If the Epstein scandal has reminded us of anything it is that.

For the record, I am intensely relaxed about corrupt politicians selling out their country, as long as they are prosecuted to the full extent of the law

Its a global oligarchs' club. The GOP looked at post-Soviet Russia and wanted in on the asset-trousering. The worst of our UK politicians are looking at what's happening in the US and want in on that too. Epstein was the facilitator, enforcer and muck-collector.

Here I sit, like a baleful spider, in the middle of an international web of underachievers who think ham and pineapple is a perfectly acceptable pizza topping 🕷 🍍

We might be living in a better, happier world if it wasn’t for these bastards. I wonder if we’ll actually do anything about it or if we’ll just let them carry on their plans to ruin everything for everyone else.

I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

It's rare to see how lobbyists operate. But the Epstein-Mandelson correspondence shows us what happens all the time: plutocrats and government ministers conspiring against the public interest. This is why all lobbying should be in the public domain, but despite Labour and Con promises, it's not. 🧵

New Epstein emails show Peter Mandelson secretly advising JPMorgan’s CEO on how to fight Labour’s 2009 bankers’ bonus tax - even suggesting he “mildly threaten” the Chancellor. Mandelson was Business Secretary at the time. A year later, he was seeking work with JPM.

Iggy get a VPN #Radio6

Paging William of Ockham…

That feeling after youve read the latest Epstein Files release when you realise your crazy friend that used to rant about elite paedophile rings running the world was right all along

Hey, Reform voters! The lesson from America is that its easy to vote in fascism, but it'll be very difficult to vote it out, once it's assumed power. That should've played out by our next GE. Not that I expect any of you to be big on things like lessons, evidence or reflection.

it’s cool that if i attempt to explain any of this to my offline friends i will be branded a lunatic

Theory: The Right has gone Far-Right because it embraced and bankrolled 4Chan posters and Groypers, who were the only people on the Right that could meme. Meanwhile, the centre libs are getting torched because they've systematically suppressed their best memers www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I'm guessing that buttering Ryvita kind of defeats the object?

Where's Shosanna Dreyfus when you need her?

Giving Nigel Farage a free pass like the media did with Boris Johnson, will end in disaster. They will be hugely complicit in heralding in fascism.

Goodwin trying to appeal to the locals at the Gorton & Denton hustings

Braverman is one of the most repulsive politicians out there. Vicious, fascistic, useless, without principle, loyalty or *any* actual genuine success to her name. Just cheating, lying, letting people down and delivering failure. No wonder she feels she’s “come home” to Reform. It’s a perfect fit.

I've been pretty hard on the Tories in the past but I can't deny they're doing a massive service to the country making Reform unelectable by filling it with Tories.

Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.

1. This short thread is about the issue that dominates almost every aspect of politics, and causes or exacerbates most of our problems: the extreme wealth of a small number of people. Here’s the amazing thing: almost the entire political class aligns with the ultra-rich against the rest. 🧵1/10

The important thing to remember about the New World Order is that the Oligarch in Chief will use the financial and military might he's TWOC'd to get what he wants, and what He wants is everything. No further analysis necessary. The US should look to Russia to see their future.

Board of peace? The wannabe Nobel recipient certainly seems to be "bored of peace"! 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 I'll get my coat

Lets rename it Davros and get some Darleks involved.

In case you were wondering, theres no need to ask the question. Yes, you are the bad guys now.

Every day we all have to think about one of the most irredeemable cunts in the history of the world. What’s he doing? What’s he said now? How will it affect your life? What will be left once he’s finished smashing it all up? It’s unconscionable

I'm surprised that my assessment of conservatism has come back around to the one I held at 17 but then conservatism has become every bit as nakedly horrific as I thought it was then. (To be clear I was never a fan but I did question my instinctive hatred in the interim, as I do with everything)

Leylani Madness 'Ting. Empirically the worst song ever written. #TOTP

Its a symbiotic relationship