My wife has thrown me out but I'm still allowed to speak to the kids. I'm living in a phone box, which isn't much, but it's somewhere to call home.

We have 3 years to put Farage back in his box. To do this we need a Government that tackles the far right billionaire owned press, GBNews, social media and the publicity owned, but utterly disgraceful BBC.

📌 ICYMI — Reading the Riot Act: Reform UK’s Makerfield By-Election Candidate During the Summer of Trouble The archive of Robert Kenyon’s suspended X account reveals intense activity after three children were murdered in Southport in 2024

The Reform Party Ltd candidate to take on Andy Burnham scrubbed his Facebook friends and got suspended from Twitter. Now he’s got a new twitter based in .. the US

@bylinetimes.bsky.social Excellent work from Peter Dukes #makerfield bylinetimes.com/2026/05/20/r...

So I went on a deep dive last night into the archives of the suspended X account of Reform UK’s Makersfield election candidate, Robert Kenyon. This is what I found… bylinetimes.com/2026/05/20/r...

#DentalSongsMovies Molar Malone

#ASongOrMovieForFlour I Want To Know What Loaf Is By Farina

On balance, the Green Party has the ABSOLUTE RIGHT to stand a candidate. That's healthy democracy imo. A lot of Greens (recent Labour leavers) might object to it. Even Caroline Lucas objects to it! FWIW, I don't think it's going to be the same as Gorton and Denton, at all.

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutChores Wash Up Doc

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutChores We’ll Take Out the Ashes In The Morning Gram Parsons & Emmy Lou Harris

#CoffeeBreakSongsMovies Ocean’s Elevenses

#CoffeeBreakSongsMovies watching the digestives

On @lbc.co.uk from 7: reaction to yesterday’s marches that brought London to a stand still. Are you ready for lower speed limits to save fuel? And Wes Streeting’s EU bid for number 10. Are you buying it? 0345 6060973 x

It wasn't just racists on the march today. It was c***s as well.

@lbc I just opened my phone and unfortunately Ali Miraj came on my radio 😱😱😱 a long line up of Reform callers slagging off Burnham, Starmer and Labour in general. Burnham being equated to Truss for god sake. What an awful programme telling us the bond markets rule our country.

youtu.be/mE1bSihn-EE?... Superb - and in the light of the coming by-election - very timely! It’s urgent that this is shared everywhere and way beyond this platform. This is excellent Rob 👏 @truthtopower.bsky.social

I consider myself to be a sedate dullard at the best of times. Yet put me on public transport where someone's whistling tunelessly like a rusty bicycle wheel and the urge to suppress murderous impulses becomes a psychological battle that I can barely control.

#IconicAnimalsInASongOrMovie Mammoth Mia

And well done Wes Streeting for deflecting the news from farage - either you’re so self centred that you think the world revolves around you or you’re protecting a fellow right-winger. Either way, you should not be anywhere near government.

Me rn:

YET AGAIN, the support for Starmer on @lbc.co.uk is overwhelming. I'm beginning to think that we've been hoodwinked by a manufactured media narrative somewhat. How on earth could this have possibly happened?

As Health Secretary, Wes Streeting deepened the privatisation of our NHS and handed over our data to Palantir, a company involved in genocide. I am sure his friend Peter Mandelson is very proud. Time to reinstate our NHS as a fully public service — and kick Palantir out!

Bunter was happy enough with a 5 bob postal order, let alone 5 mill.

Streeting and Burnham are the closest thing Labour has to 'big beasts' right now. Streeting Chancellor (markets friendly) Burnham PM I just find that a hard thing for Reform to deal with.

#MyFavouriteBiscuitsAre None of your business unless there’s a phone-in during an election.

#ASongOrMovieForDanceMoves We can Twerk it out

While all eyes are on Farage, we're overlooking something even worse: the building of the very tight and truly vile operation that is Restore Britain. This excellent essay/report by Simon Pearson should wake us up to the threat - and to what exactly it is. simonpearson1.substack.com/p/tory-30

#ASongOrMovieForDanceMoves Nice Twerk If You Can Get It

anything by Men At Twerk #ASongOrMovieForDanceMoves

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

The secret £5 million payment to Farage by an overseas billionaire is the most astonishing example of political corruption. Don’t let up.

“Me fund you loooong time…”

#ASongOrMovieForDanceMoves Shimmy Shimmy

#SoreCereal Scab Crackle and Pop

No Shelagh, no-one sees what you mean. @lbc.co.uk

#AllCarPartsInASongOrMovie The Friends Of Eddie Coil

Bread and SirKeirses

MORON KLAXON! Someone just called @lbc.co.uk talking about Liam Byrne's note that "there was no money left". (An early example of where Labour didn't understand its enemies). Shelagh (of course) didn't correct the moron by telling him it was a longstanding (and jocular) convention.

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

Proportional representation. Media ownership overhaul and proper press accountability. Safe/legal migrant routes. Renationalise water and rail. People's Commission on the future funding of social care. Interest on student loans abolished. Chris Mason to be pelted with rotten eggs, daily.

#ASongOrMovieForBusiness The Accrual Sea

#ASongOrMovieForBusiness The Black Bottom Line

#IconicSeaAnimalsInASongOrMovie Eels Not You by Elvers Presley

If Starmer really wanted the best for the UK + Burnham out of the way, he'd step down gracefully ASAP, and start an orderly transition. He's never going to turn it around now, for when the herd moves, it moves. Allowing one of his rivals to launch a coup will create more instability in the markets.

@lbc.co.uk Right, it’s 7 am. and the gloves are off. What’s your favourite biscuit?

#TrainLennon Double-header Fantasy