Come on Bluesky peeps, keep your crappy far left or right political posts on twatter. No one wants to hear that garbage here.

Happy New Year!🎉

Merry Christmas Bluesky!

Waddup ya bunch of stone cold skeeters!

Me blocking porn bots

I hate it when ppl ask me if I’m all ready for Xmas. No Lindsey. I’m not even ready for today.

Do you ever get so excited over really good food that you clap like a seal!? No, me either. 👀

Stupid babies need the most attention! #TheSimpsons

Chicago (2002 musical/crime): Yay or nay?

Good morning Blueskeets!

Random FYI. I just learned Toilet bowl cleaner absolutely gets rid of hair dye stains from the sink! I may have just saved my damage deposit 🤣🤣

😂😂 truth

Now you've reminded me of all of the Adam West vs. Michael Keaton debates in 1988 and 1989. - youtu.be/FdVJWyoncdU

So Balenciaga “designs” a towel skirt, for $925 - only another eerie Simpsons prediction.

If you're a vegetarian but tofurkey is not your thing.

This immature girl was crying about her doctor today who healed her bronchitis because she followed some bizarre train of logic to deduce that he must like Donald Trump. So she took to Bluesky to trash him. 🤷‍♂️Bitch I like raisins, wanna whine about that too? 🤦Please, please go get laid.

You can always tell the ones that aren't getting laid. 🤭

Any cult left or right peeps who want to spew your political hate on this platform can turn around and go right back to twatter where you belong. No one wants to read your toxic TL on this site.

I can't sleep, so I'm writing instead...

One is worth 25 cents. The other is worth 35 cents. Unless you’re American Then it’s worth 18 cents

I have several twitter codes if anyone wants to check it out. Haha, just kidding! No one wants to check out twitter. 🤷‍♂️

Flintstone Vitamins were the greatest thing ever. I could eat them like candy.

Today is Remembrance Day in Canada. A day to highlight what we should feel every day which is gratefulness for our freedom. It's important to remember those who fought and died for us and what they were fighting for. Thank you to all Veterans for your service and sacrifice.

📢v1.56 release notes (1/5) You can now create general User Lists! For now, User Lists are public only. You can find them on your profile, and they’re shareable.

No, they don't. It doesn't matter if it's Halloween or if they're a freak in the sheets. If the person who ghosted you reappears to haunt you today, don't give them any sugar. They chose to be dead to you, act accordingly.

@crannyboy.bsky.social wtf seriously wtf

quote skeet a picture of you from the 80s

When you’re fighting with someone, you’re “grinding an axe”. Then, when you stop fighting, you “bury the hatchet”. Are we talking about the same weapon, or two different ones?

zoom needs a filter to make a vape look like a cup of coffee or a healthy snack

More true everyday I’m alive. 🫣

Morning skeeters! 🍩☕

Be careful what you wish for.

🤣

Marceau Moo and Victoria Beckham 😏

Checked out the local comic shop today. Pretty mind blowing selection.

Mini GC/Big GC

who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang??

i wish i was younger so i could start over again but i also wish i was older so i could be dead soon