In German, Bra is Bustinhalter. Or so I’ve heard. Is a Wonderbra, Wunderbustinhalter? And if they invent a Super Wonderbra, would that be an Uberwunderbustinhalter?

Folks just don’t seem to write songs about everybody Kung Fu fighting anymore…

If Victoria Principal married Janet Weiss, would she be Victoria Weiss-Principal?

#IfIDontGetPaid …I’m not allowed to argue.

On my porch this morning:

When I was just A little boy I asked my mother What should I paint? Splashes of color Mixed with the eye Scenes both serene And quaint Que Seurat, Seurat…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Today’s sunrise:

After grinding an ax, we sometimes bury the hatchet.

(To the tune of “Agony” by The Bee Gees:) Eczema! When your skin’s Not well And it hurts Like hell It’s eczema! An infernal itch That’s pounds like A bitch

Did you learn the saying, “Olly, olly, oxen free”? Or did you say, “All the, all the outs in free”? I learned it the 2nd way, and it made sense to me. After “It” finds someone, when playing hide and seek, “It” calls to everyone else - the “outs” - that they can now come “in free”, without penalty.

I think that the person who put the “R” in “February” is the same person who put the “D” in “Wednesday”.

Sunrise

I haven’t received a chain letter in a long time. Do people still do that? Do they send chain emails now?

Someone posted yesterday that they were trying to add a canine element to band’s names. There were quite a few good ones. I can’t find the post now, but I came up with one: The Little Rover Band

My kitty knows that certain things - walking on the a/c and pushing buttons, tearing patches off of the furniture - are verboten, and result in me saying “no”. He does these things whenever he wants my attention. He stops once I get up.

#IKeepMyPantsInWhen I’m wearing the pants in the family.

Tonight, I’m going to watch that great film, “Nooooo”!

#PopularFoodInASongOrMovie Hey, Macaroni!

#ASongOrMovieForGameShows Press Your Lucky Star

#NewYearNewMeltdownFor …all of the butter I’ve melted to put on my mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, and veggies.

I took the tree down today. Kitty meowed, loudly, for a half hour, demanding his tree back.

Happy New Year!

A friend got me this Remy doll for Christmas. He’s magnetic, and designed to sit on the shoulder. My friend got him at Disneyland, and I just love him!

Yeah, up yours, too, buddy.

Happy Xmas, everyone!

Happy Festivus!

I’ve been Whammied!

#BakeryMoviesOrSongs There’s a lady Who’s sure All that glitters Is gold And she’s buying A Stairway To Leaven

If non-prescription meds are sold “over the counter”, does that mean that prescription meds are sold “under the counter”? I don’t know what that is. I know what “under the table” is.

RIP Rob Reiner. I will miss your art.

#AllWarmDrinkInASongOrMovie Cocoa, Tell It On The Mountain (Extra points for using a Xmas song😊)

Video of the Kizzle playing with “his” tree. I’m glad I prepared for this.

If the angels on high were singing “O’er the plains”, why was it the mountains that replied?

The egret came back.

I dreamed that I was in a market in Japan, and they were selling canned marshmallows.

In “Mickey’s Twice Upon A Christmas”, one of Donald’s nephews’ tails catch fire, and Santa says something like, “Smells delicious - like roast duck”. So…if they’re good, Santa will bring gifts… …and if they’re bad, he’ll eat them?????

This morning

Police navy dot Police navy dot Police navy dot Osprey-oh Narnia Police yer dot

Egrets I’ve had a few But then again Too few to mention Today, in the yard, a visitor showed up.

What the heck did Kevin McAllister’s father do for a living, to be able to afford that big house, and a trip to Paris for 11 people? Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

If Roxie Roker, an actress, married Stanley Roper from “Three’s Company”, would she be Roxie Roker-Roper?

Fire in the sky:

Nahnts Ingonyama Bakithi Baba

Pogo stilts. To give to the children of your enemies this holiday season.

Bismarck, hiding from the air conditioning technician.

When your kitty’s claw is stuck in something he wasn’t supposed to be scratching in the first place, and you help unhook him, and he gives you a dirty look. Such gratitude.

You’re unce, tisse, Free tines a mady And I nub you