“I’ve exposed my blood to ozone” that is so cool man, can you stop chasing pitches outside of the zone

This is so important.

FUCK THE METS! ALL HAIL THE LIZARD KING

I would never have thought replacing everyone at the FBI with podcasters and cigarette boat salesmen had downsides

“And by the way, if some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out.”

Oh hell yeah pissed off the chuds by talking frankly about Carter Hart. YOURE ALL GROSS GET HELP

THERE'S JUST NO WAY

FOUR Home Runs?!

Putting this on my tinder profile

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

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there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

guess what? it's

It's kinda wild seeing some of the same people on X who two weeks ago were screaming for the Flyers to sell and tank now complaining about the losing streak. To quote Maximillen Robespierre: "Citizens, did you want a revolution without a revolution?"

RIP J.G. Ballard you would have loved ejaculating as you intentionally swerved into a Tesla Model Y on the 405 at 70mph

They need to start prescribing trips to the sea for hysteria again

Doodles

no one: jeff mangum:

Just a funky lil guy

Yeah but how are we defining “tasteful”

Chulip 💕💕💕