watching you through your window as you sleep, but in a completely normal way

people be like "the first step is to gaslight myself"

oh no, is the main cause of apnea going to bed in full makeup after a sloppy bj? cuz I am FUCKED! just kidding—I rarely wear makeup

(( For a stretch it was @twittermotherswl.bsky.social. Something about her silly meanness that made her seem unattainable or interesting. And then most characters get to know her more... ;) ))

Don't worry about the continued consolidation of megacorps. We'll make sure all the kids play nice. Scout's honor. #SWLRP

A colleague once assumed a cover identity to snoop someplace potentially dangerous and choose the name Ophelia. Someone she was snooping on immediately mentioned how Ophelia was a Shakespeare character famous for getting in over her head while snooping. Don't be clever with your covers, folks.

Showed AI Jesus my hog and he said "nice"

Okay, we all know the correct answer, so instead of how correct I will be grading your answers based on how original your delivery is.

Dark fairy daggers are so reliable but my donors have expectations.

I mean... 4... Always 4.

Felt cute, might annoy my handler later.

Ok- let me have it

A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up. #SWLRP

I'm thinking I might have to do a dancey show this weekend...

You’re in his DMs. I’m in your driveway with contractor bags, duct tape, and a shovel.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I'm so pissed off right now

We will meet behind the Horned God at my normal #PlayAnything time tomorrow, but the tour won't start til 30 min later, to account for any stragglers. Fancy dress/costumes encouraged. Also maybe wear an airtag in case you go missing... (n/a to Blue agents since you're already chipped) (( #SWLRP ))

The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours. We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that. #swlrp

Remember not to get the Illuminati party candy mixed up with the trick-or-treater's candy. We don't need another incident like last year.

I love the little hearts... Although maybe they should be pumpkins or ghosts?

If I get kidnapped by sex witches this Samhain you don't need to rescue me.

If she eats your ass, eat hers right back.

Just gonna put 'saw some shit' in the subject line for Brute Resources, cause I'm just gonna sound like HPL trying to describe it. Good luck figuring that one out, guys. Next pizza's on my tab.

Field Office MMT-2145 is on lockdown. Most of the time when people say 'word vomit' they mean someone won't shut up. In this case, someone read something they shouldn't and now its very, very literal. Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest. #SWLRP

When the Bone Mason asks if he can have some bones, he's gonna tell you he'll only take tiny ones you won't miss. I've got a foot thick file over here that says you absolutely WILL miss them. Act accordingly. #SWLRP

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

Dewy 💧 even after work

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's a megalodon.

Happy 10th anniversary @djreaper.bsky.social

Heads up: Likely no #PlayAnything tonight. I'm not sure yet if the Haunted Ealdwic Tour will be next weekend, or the weekend after. I'll keep everybody posted! #SWLRP

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Tonight... (( #SWLRP ))

If I had a dime for every [location]'s beach horror I had to face off with, I'd have a negligibly more bottomless bank account. #swlrp

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It's High Cinnamon Season ! Join us tomorrow happy-tentacle-radio.mixlr.com

((Oh, absolutely! He's so rich!))

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"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" Motherfucker, I'll punch a baby into orbit if I need to. Don't confuse my being polite with a lack of acumen. Don't get all satan-y on me and I will stay perfectly chill. #SWLRP

See you nerds on the fuck leaderboards.

I am LIVE in Agartha for #PlayAnything, celebrating Gaia's Chosen! happy-tentacle-radio.mixlr.com/events/4561002 (( #SWLRP ))

I don't want to be rude but I think you lost that Sudoku game...

Tonight... 🐉 #PlayAnything