I think my next job is going to be being a Doug Emhoff type.

Need me an artillery witch type

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.

I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover

what have i become my swedish friend hersgebergsh bork bork bork bork bork in the end

Used a rowing machine for the first time yesterday. That’s my whole personality now. I’m the rowing machine guy. I’m going rowing mode. Row-Pilled.

It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.

Had to kick someone off a bus I was driving because they smelled so bad it made my eyes water. I’m going to be haunted by that smell. It changed me.

Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later

Sound the @davidjroth.bsky.social alarm. 80 name player.

MICHAEL KAY: He’s been having trouble locating the strike-zone today even though he was successful largely throughout the whole year. A-ROD: You need to throw strikes to get the batter out. I’d tell the pitcher, “look, the more balls you throw, the longer this inning will take.”

my favorite bible character is god

Rangers fans are the Cardinals fans of the AL. @battingaround.bsky.social is totally correct on this.