An illuminating conversation with the man who was Willem Dafoe's stunt penis defector.com/willem-dafoe...

YouTube's "do you really want to follow this link away from us" page is low-key creepy AF.

Whatever the Clippers do or don't do this season, at least I don't ever have to root for Luka. That guy is more annoying than Kiké Hernandez.

This court has me grabbing the Skout's Honor for my eyes. #clippers

Tasty headline. Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat www.theverge.com/news/829516/...

And I realized. Holy shit I just need to install VLC and people will stop installing this weird stuff. Because at that point for some reason I ran the antivirus for the entire firm. You have no idea. You just don't. It was all fake media players. If you wanna learn what users want run the antivirus.

This is exactly what you do With presidents who coup

Pies: 1. Pecan chocolate 2. Apple 3. Pumpkin 4. Cherry 5. Key lime 6. Chocolate 7. Buttermilk 8. berry pies (all) 9. Boston cream 10. Lemon meringue 11. all other nut pies

Funny, because all AI is hilarious, but food bloggers had been doing this on their own for years, (mostly minus the fake pics). Posting/printing untested recipes has been a thing since at least (checks notes) "The Joy of Cooking". That book was a minefield, long since banned in this kitchen.

Here's some sunshine for your Turkey Week. Large language mistake www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

It's 2025. Streaming's been a thing. Yet when you finish an episode and start the next, one still has to hit skip on the "previously on".

If they actually do this--I'll buy Star Wars again. It's been a while. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J29_...

I get trying for 2 from the 1, but then you start from shotgun? Lol.

Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.

if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.

Moving: that famously zero-cost option.

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Pay the players, you cowards. defector.com/the-wnbas-mi...

You can replace “kickoffs” with virtually any noun.

I will never, ever understand why some people think that digital text communication platforms should work like live conversation.

I impose peace on you! Where's my prize?

If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

The Clippers are the oldest team in the league, so getting some younger guys serious run would be something fun this season.

Well, at least her on-going career self-immolation is still happening.

The email that’s most newsworthy in my mind is the one that Epstein sent to Ghislaine Maxwell in 2011. 1. This was years before Trump ran for office. 2. It appears that Ghislaine Maxwell lied to DOJ officials during her meeting with them a couple months ago.

No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?

Calendar developers: we need a “created on” field for events. And for shared calendars, a “created by”. Please and thanks.

Not only did they not get held to account for aiding/abetting an insurrection, they're going to profit from it. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

What a double feature: "How to Lose a Legacy in 10 Seconds" "The Dark Knight Throws Up All Over Himself"

“Unfettered” is out today, I read it and am working on a follow-up story/book review. Of note: Buzz Bissinger is not mentioned at all, nor is he credited on the copyright page/acknowledgments.

A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”. We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want. Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

To be a Tesla investor is to be unhinged from reality.

Wilbur Huckle For President: Solving A 61-Year-Old Mets Mystery - defector.com/wilbur-huckl...

Now you, Chuck.

I just feel it necessary to explain that if this one line were true, what he’s saying is American consumers are paying a tax out of their own pockets to keep the global economy from collapsing.

I hope you’ll all join me in wishing Cuomo a very happy

If you're planning on donating to food pantries, this is a great list that includes things you wouldn't normally think of.

"Make more fair" ≠ "Destroy"

We need to stand up an Alt-Teen Vogue. (And fund it...)

The greatest lie in sports is that management convinced fans that a player could be labelled "greedy". If there's a baseball lockout this spring, it's on the owners. And it will be colossally stupid.

All I want is one single reporter to ask him if he thinks people seeking asylum = means from insane asylums

teach your kids not to slide into home on a force play