I was telling a former student of mine (we are now friends) all about Paul McCartney on Friday, and I mentioned Mull of Kintyre. Never heard it, she said. Never heard of it. You'll know it, I said, all smug, and with brazen confidence founded on absolute certainty that she would. 🧵1 of 2

Unexpected Paul McCartney theme music bonus! #BeastInMe #Netflix

Supposed to be flying to Amsterdam on Monday for my birthday. Mr Aimless has just discovered this morning that his passport is out of date.

If you could magically become the greatest figure skater in the world for a day and deliver one triumphant performance that would live on forever, and you could choose ANY music you wanted, what are you skating to? I would do We All Stand Together, by Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus.

The best thing about seeing this in the cinema tonight was being with 120 people who also love Paul. Tremendous. #ManOnTheRun #McCartney

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them. Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

Post an album that was important to you when you were 19...

It’s February. And, every day this month, to help catapult myself towards the optimism of Spring I’m going to share a daily clip of something that makes me laugh. #februaryisfunny Day 1: (NSFW) Norm McDonalds Dirty Johnny Joke. youtu.be/LNG34fBb0cs?...

@teatles.bsky.social @vickythelabrat.bsky.social @bootlemania.bsky.social 22 seconds of joy. Happy Valentine's Day 🤍💙🤍

Whoever sent me this... I want to hold your hand too!

Loving Take That's 'Never Forget' as the Olympics theme music!

Lovely set of questions about Aourgnais on University Challenge on Monday! ( or Auregnais. Or Auregnais. Or Aourgenaïs...) Three of my chums and I, including the last "rememberer" of Aourgnais, sang it back into existence in 2018. Mademoiselle, voulez vous dansaïs?

Using a GIF, give everyone a look at your flirting technique...

The universe has been a much better place for having Catherine O'Hara in it.

Eggs Benedict for tea, but a crumpet instead of a muffin, and instead of hollandaise sauce - marmite!

On my way to see Bridget Christie at the #ShermanTheatre

I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.

I've just been round to me neighbour's house to borrow a drill, but he wasn't in, so I broke in and ate his fish tank, and I wasn't even hungry. You won't catch me with me trousers!

'I WANTS IT'

#davidsmonthofmusic Day 17 A song beginning with Q... www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfL...

I'm not arsed, truth! #Traitors

The Sharpies, waiting in the pencil case of opportunity, knew their day would come…

Just finished this bloody marvellous book. Looking forward to Volume 3... #McCartneyLegacy #KozinnSinclair

Currently contemplating putting in a bid for one of these... #Teatles #CavendishAvenue #Pauls21stBirthday

Maccageddon! The joy continues! #McCartney #WonderfulChristmastime

Mrs Rosen was wearing a long skirt, but Gene Hackman didn't make her take it off to climb that Christmas tree...

So far, the topics of lunch discussion have been sexuality, porn, miscarriage and abortion. Merry Christmas, everybody.

I am, in the words of Alison Moyet, all cried out. Happy Christmas Eve. May your traditions remain, and your hankies be dampened. #ChristmasEve #BriefEncounter

That time I was a guest on one of my favourite pods! #StillAnyGood #RockyIII

Okay, the numbers are in. It's time for our top 10 listened-to episodes in 2025 ... 10. Space Jam (w. Anthony Bull) 9. Psycho 2 8. The Towering Inferno 7. The Warriors (w. Jamie Wall) 6. Rocky III (w. @cherryaimless.bsky.social) 5. Under Siege

And here are my books and stories... www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Bobbie+A...

Just a thing I'm promoting. I'm a part of a foundation supporting mental health in communities, and we have published some writers. All proceeds from this anthology will support our community projects. Check it: www.amazon.co.uk/Peeping-Thro...

There I am, busy pretending not to wipe the tears from my eyes as Mr Aimless puts on Anthology again because he knows I will love it again, and then he announces he wants a toasted mackerel sandwich. Romance is DEAD, I tell you!

My Spotify Wrap is a lot more varied than last year!

Breaking my own rule but its a lovely post-Teatle. The zoom-out reveals same old milky-tea and cigs but the rice cakes look ghastly

Wrote my introduction board this morning, and someone asked me who John Lennon is. It's a new world, folks.

Currently hearing C'mon People on a loop inside my mind.. come on come on come on come on people!

Its rather surreal to think I (and a cast of brilliant Beatle-people) made all these. If we wont do another at least we can say we’ve done ok.

I have taken the plunge and hacked one of my old accounts on the Instagram because I couldn't get into my actual IG account. Don't understand IG. Here's my link: www.instagram.com/bikerlikerni...

If someone asked you “what year did the Beatles form?” what would your answer be?

Well. That's bumped Chaos up for me. Thank you everyone. Thank you, @johnp69.bsky.social and all of you lovelies!

Shades of Little Willow in the backing vocal in this one... #Anyway #maccachaos20

#TooMuchRain is such a lovely song. #maccachaos20 found myself singing this one after only one listen when I first heard this album in 2022.

Not one of #maccachaos20 made it into my top 76...

I always thought nanny bakes were things. Like scones or Welsh cakes. #EnglishTea #maccachaos20

Ah! Here we go. Who's up for a brew? #EnglishTea #maccachaos20