I forgot to pack my water bottle for my journey to Battle. I have been forced to buy a replacement. What else could I do with this bottle apart from refill it (which I will do)?

Are you going to the hand on Tuesday? Thanks, Nokia T9.

It's finally happened! Two songs from 'Driving Rain' have begun to appeal, and my brain is singing them to me. Guess which ones, though...

Tomorrow ...

This morning, my brain was delighted by this.

This exchange has started my day with the biggest smile. Person on Facebook to a shop in Mountain Ash: Was strange going to m/ash today, driving past the shop and not popping in. Reply from shop: Was you up Mary's?

A lovely packet of things for them, including their own leaflet back, plus a peel off mask, which I think is symbolic. #ReturnTheReformBumff

I was fully into the Nigel Death Scene until one frame stopped me in my tracks, and all I could think was, 'Is that a Teatle?' (It wasn't.)

I wonder if it’s the Boudicca Scherezade I know. Oh no I just remembered I don’t know anybody called that.

Get Back is just great

The Handwritten Letter Appreciation Society got a mention on What's Up Docs? today on Radio 4... in a letter from me! Here's the link: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Start at 24.57, if you don't want to learn about balance.

(Vangelis music intensifies)

Surely it must be time for a listening party for Wings’ debut. What do you say @beatlespod.bsky.social @beatlesbookspod.bsky.social @stevenc63.bsky.social @pavementoyster.bsky.social @jeremyblackmore.bsky.social @jillianreilly.bsky.social @bookyvikki.bsky.social @mychameleondays.bsky.social

Ahhh, 'Wit', that famous opening song from 'Let It Be'. www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...

Ach, shyte! If I'd known about e cassette, I could have combined the shipping with the CD that I've already ordered. Paid double shipping now. Bums. #DungeonLane #McCartney

“Yes the newspapers were right. Snow was for sale all over the Cotswolds.”

I can't make my bed this morning. There's a puppy in it.

Dear Nige. Do one.

Are we all planning a Magical Mystery Tour pilgrimage to Karl Höfner's house then? #BBC #Arena #PaulMcCartneysLostBass

Love him wearing his Yellow Submarine socks! #BBC #Arena #PaulMcCartneysLostBass

New episode out now! We're joined by the always excellent @simonloverules.bsky.social to have a cosy old chat about the end of the world ... it's ARMAGEDDON stillanygood.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

My very best friend has outdone herself today. I came home to this Easter card that she made specially for me. I love her. #IAmTheEggMan #HappyEaster

I am completely wazzed out on light! High as a bloody kite on it, I am!

Finally got round to installing the Cavendish Cup into my mini Teatles Exhibition in my bedroom… #Teatles

My totally-shoddily and hastily made Bracken Get Back mug seatbelt comfort strappy thing so my seatbelt doesn't chafe my neck! @teatles.bsky.social

Just booked for The Moon at Amgueddfa Genedlaethol, and if they’re not playing C Moon and Here Comes the Moon on a loop as I go in, I’m kicking off! youtu.be/_Pq8MPVxdLc?...

Never had my own joke before! Love it. Thanks @fourfoot.bsky.social

Research ...

To celebrate St David's Day, why not listen to us talking to some nice Welsh people, such as @cherryaimless.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/1...

... and Jay Gent podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/7...

... and @cherryaimless.bsky.social again podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...

... and @simonloverules.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...

... and @itsdanthomas.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/1...

What a good idea!

Just amusing myself at a funders’ gig…

Adele has bought Rambo’s old house in Malibu. “Never thought I’d buy Stallone’s nice view!” she said.

Happy Georgeday, Birth Harrison!

Happy birthday to George Harrison! And me.

Happy Birthday Eve to me! The gifts are under the tree*, all ready for me to unwrap in the morning! *plant** ** Polythene Palm

I was telling a former student of mine (we are now friends) all about Paul McCartney on Friday, and I mentioned Mull of Kintyre. Never heard it, she said. Never heard of it. You'll know it, I said, all smug, and with brazen confidence founded on absolute certainty that she would. 🧵1 of 2

Unexpected Paul McCartney theme music bonus! #BeastInMe #Netflix

Supposed to be flying to Amsterdam on Monday for my birthday. Mr Aimless has just discovered this morning that his passport is out of date.

If you could magically become the greatest figure skater in the world for a day and deliver one triumphant performance that would live on forever, and you could choose ANY music you wanted, what are you skating to? I would do We All Stand Together, by Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus.

The best thing about seeing this in the cinema tonight was being with 120 people who also love Paul. Tremendous. #ManOnTheRun #McCartney

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them. Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

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