James VI waking up to the news like

Just met Badly Drawn Boy!

MEASUREHEAD - “THE PAST IS MADE OF STATIC IMAGES, DISTORTED MEMORIES, DEMENTED NOSTALGIA. THIS, THE PRESENT -- WITH ALL ITS POSSIBILITIES, INNUMERABLE HITS AND MISSES -- IS FAR SUPERIOR. IT IS A *LIVING* ORGANISM.”

Terrorvision as great as expected. The fact Tony looks like a Saxon warlord these days sort of helps

At Shiiine On (Butlins), seen some really good bands. Bentley Ryhtme Ace were amazing last night, but Surreal Madrid the best by far

Dana Scully is the half-sister of Bobby Briggs (same dad)

The Vinnie Jonestown Massacre

Just watched The Mask for the first time in many years. At no point during this kids’ film full of guns, fags and innuendo did I think “this film is for kids”

This looks really good

Person with a still from Homie the Clown in their profile banner claims one of the weakest episodes of classic Simpsons is one of the best. Madness.

NEW VIDEO: Pretty much the video that made me on YouTube was a bit of a throwaway, a look at some songs that might or might not be aimed at Hole singer Courtney Love. It still has the most views on the channel by a lot. So about eight years later, here's a sequel! youtu.be/3YpLo0FGaBU

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

If you hadn't seen this, I'd highly recommend it. I'd also highly recommend not sipping anything while viewing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ2N...

Bluesky slowly radicalising me into becoming dril, reposting pointless shit from the most boring people on Earth.

Just remembered the trailer for a Michael Jackson biopic that had no trace of allegations. Looking forward to it being critically and commercially panned.

This is an amusing post, spoiled only by the asinine replies. The most boring people on the internet all scrambling to say “I understand the joke!”

Man, I love Swan Boy. No idea where this whole Rona arc is going to end up swanboy.com

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

oh my god project hail mary was incredible, i genuinely sobbed lmaoo

anyway Project Hail Mary is the movie Interstellar thought it was and everybody should watch it -R

PROJECT HAIL MARY review: I would die for that fucking rock, dude. I would kill for that rock

Project Hail Mary is really good. Was expecting an okay sci-fi film, but what I got was a really fun (and funny) Spielberg-esque buddy comedy. Reminded me at times of ET and Short Circuit, go and see it!

Guy Garvey on 6 Music again. Quick, someone get the Pro Plus!

"I'm afraid they've given the role to Saxon Musk, Toast." "Saxon Musk? The milk boy? The burger baby? Fucking hell."

This is the general consensus

Really enjoying Joshua Idehen, loved his earlier singles and EPs and so goad he’s finally released a full album. This is tremendous, best album of the year so far. This is the Place and Mum Does the Washing are the standouts for me music.apple.com/gb/album/i-k...

I don’t disagree with this thread, but it gets bogged down in word salad. People should just talk normal, there’s nothing wrong with plain English. Case in point: retroject is part of a car engine (a noun, not a verb)

I have a boring, repetitive joke format of the day on Bluesky, but you have to be a dull as fuck idiot to find it funny

This is really good, my only gripe is that some of them are not “Hollywood” films, unless you’re using Hollywood as a byword for cinema.

Glen Campbell voice: I am the linesman for Notts County

Been watching The Bear and I really want to get better at cooking so I can be miserable

This is a good point, but the problem on this app is that very few people can actually pull it off. There are way too many “you sir have won the internet” dorks on here

A very enjoyable* type of post is Americans complaining about the clocks changing, which I have seen about 200 variations** of today *tedious as fuck **essentially the same joke 200 times

Do the language police apply their rigorous essentialism to, say, wearing cotton or visiting Liverpool? Both have unedifying histories.

I love the smell of being blocked in the morning.

Deciding "binch" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been gaslighted by your nonbinary boyfriends and it SHOWS.

im ngl "snake" is a word that reeks of subtle nativism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

This essentialist view of language is fucking stupid. All it really boils down to is a nerd saying “look at me, I’m clever and I read about something and now everyone has to do as I say.” I was in my 20s once, too, and I, too, was a dickhead online.

Þy pisse is þi colour of Toilete Ducke once ageyn. Þi mushye peas þy had for tea are to blayme for this terryble affliction.

Uh oh, it’s the fun police (Americans on Bluesky)

www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba... I cannot speak as to the accuracy of the piece yet I found it a fascinating exercise @adamroberts.bsky.social @drlauravarnam.bsky.social

Timmy Mallet off of Whackaday #totp

I mean, what shape even is soup?

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

They could never bring back Freakazoid because the internet has turned everyone into maniacs

filled out the horrible settlement consultation and I’m sorry, the question that is framed as a negative so that you have to ‘strongly disagree’ with something not happening?? This has enraged me

Sometimes, you just want someone to care enough to read your shitty poetry and clumsy love letters.

They just can’t catch a break

Just put your feelings on hold for a while. You might need them later or you might not, I’ll let you know

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social