i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons

hockey: this is the TOUGHEST sport built on pure hatred and its greatest rivalries include things like lemieux smashing draper's face in and clarke breaking kharlamov's ankle also hockey: plz don't boo my national anthem it hurts my little feelings because it is my identity 🥹

RFK Wicca Phase

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

Have a timeline cleanse

Bro you used to be cool like when you were a fetus and had a weird tail and a baby yoshi head

smoking weed in the 80s doesnt seem like it was fun compared to 70s or 90s weed

Hey, corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how many movies they made that you loved as a kid!

I love my library so much. They just emailed to say We're closing at 5pm due to bad weather We're fine free so return your (potentially overdue) materials later Don't forgot you can get books & music & movies from these links What a time to be alive

This red-belted conk is captivating to look at with all those water droplets! #fungifriends

It’s just that… I really love weed

2/12 performance in DC / 2/14 recording session in DC / 2/15 "The Grateful Undead" tape release (incl. deluxe edition) / 2/22 performance in MD / 2/28 performance in MD / 3/6 performance in MD / VA tour w/ Opium Church 3/14-16 / 3/29, radio interview w/ The Crows Show / TDOV performance TBA

Tucked away behind the leaf 🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫 #fungi #fungifriends #mushrooms

Lots of good textures and colors here #Photography #NaturePhotography #Nature #Outdoors #Texas #EastTexas #Mycology #FungiFriends #Mushroom

riso printed v-day cards are up on the web store!! 2 designs available: "i wanna hold ur paw" featuring 2 cutie pups, & "waggin' my tail 4 u" featuring a scruffy doggy hottie just for u 🌹🐾🌹🐾🌹🐾 grab em at: www.juleszuckerberg.com/shop/p/gay-p...

Mushrooms climbing the thick tree root and rocks. #fungi #fungifriends #mushrooms #photography

happy #blackhistorymonth Georgia Gilmore a fighter& revolutionary. She took it upon her self to fund the boycotting of city bus systems through cooking and selling food. Funding the strike to pay for gas, drivers, and repairs of vehicles that were used to get black folks to &from work #blackhistory

studio day… printing valentines of gay dog people 🐺💘

the original "pluck out your eyes" stickers are back in shop!!

#fungifriends #fungi #mushrooms

DOING A COUPLES YCH FOR VALENTINES DAY !!!! 20 SLOTS OPEN VIA KOFI— ORDER BEFORE THE 12TH AND ITLL BE DONE BEFORE VALENTINES ^_^ ko-fi.com/c/0970d8a2c9 RTS APPRECIATED 🫶🐶 #commsopen #artcomms #commissions #selfship

I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get this shot of these immaculate winter chanterelles. #fungifriends #fungi #mushrooms

they shaved my tummy bare and fixed me I feel like a dog

time to return to hospital (they cancelled my surgery yesterday)

cooter out in the hospital

You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU. YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.

Opossum enjoying the cheesy bread lunch combo he paid for and you tried stealing.

Some fairy parachute mushrooms after the freeze. A reminder that even though we can be damaged by harsh forces we are still beautiful my #fungifriends #mushrooms #mycelium #nature #witchsky #photography

A mother fox carries her baby by grasping with her teeth the loose, non-sensitive skin at the back of the neck. When she grips & lifts her baby off the ground it causes relaxation, baby assumes a compact posture with hind legs drawn, heart rate slows & makes no sounds while carried. 📸 Sharon Denny

made a discord channel for June henry fans... I dont know if there are any on bluesky but here discord.gg/3PBtrQyc

#fungifriends #mushroommonday #fungi #mushrooms

Here are some nice mushrooms

what a world we live in where weird al is with mgk.

🧵1/2 A note about fungi hunting. Most state/city parks don’t allow for specimen or foraging collecting without a permit, often there’s a hefty fine if you pick without one or pick inedible mushrooms. For foraging there are varying rules per park, how much you can take, etc. so check before

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.

The two best pieces of graffiti I've ever seen: - In an underpass in Altoona at one point someone long ago had just spraypainted GHOSTBUSTERS! - When I was washing windows we did a small brick office in Plum and on the back wall someone had written HOUSE OF PAIN '92 in large letters

I strap a harmonica to my mouth when I go jogging so I can watch everyone panic as they hear me coming round corners.

A close-up of a Hedgehog mushroom’s teeth 🦔 (Hydnum repandum). Brings me joy whenever I find them. #fungifriends #fungi #mushrooms #macro

random PSA: wear your fuckin earplugs at shows it protects them and it makes the music sound better much love 🫶