And now they have my Union hall, the department of health, Minnesota Pollution Control Agency and EPA up their ass for exposing me to asbestos. I made sure their day started off with a letter from My hall and lawyers 🥹

Told my project manager to go fuck himself today and left my dirt company 🥹

It takes normal people 10 minutes to walk the store. But ol’ Speed Walk’n Sully does it in 9:17

Alright dickheads, Throne of Glass really isn’t jellying up my donut the way I’d like it to, so I need your help on what to read next. Type Boobs for Dune Type Butties for The Stand Type cockballs for The Book Thief Thank you. It takes a village

I just wrote a song about my cat. Hope you like it

And night comes so quiet, it's close on the heels of the day

@im7below.bsky.social happy real birthday 👀

This should offset the hemorrhaging the Honda did to my bank account earlier today pretty well

Limping a car 40 miles at 530am to a town with 300 people where the parts store had two spark plugs and the mechanic lets you borrow tools in the parking lot so you can make it home kinda day Smoke em if you got em

Huckleberry stuns at the Ket Gala

I think I successfully took care of my split ends today while addressing a pretty big brush pile that I burned

I’ve found 31 more Lake Superior agates since yesterday, and this one from today is a top 3 find in 30 years for me.

Ope, guess I’ll be fucking 40 today

Happy anniversary to the time I didn’t get exploded in this refinery explosion 8 years ago day today

Happy birthday Jeff, you’re fucking missed.

Sinking a skid steer in the sand in the morning, running sound for a friend in the night

I’m doing way too well in my agate game this year at work. Two days in and 16 really decent Lake Superior agates already

Annual repost of one of my favorite tunes I’ve written. Happy Bicycle Day and eternal thanks to Doc Hofmann and his beautiful problem child!

The amount of music moving around inside some of these tracks is absolutely ridiculous. The mastering is perfect.

Stfu Scoot

Spending $8600 to see Phish at the sphere isn’t sounding nearly as bad now

Make sure you tell a republican to go fuck themselves today.

I can say that I managed to learn a Bill Strings song before I’m 40. If you need a humbling experience, learn some of his songs.

I fucking love getting properly parking lot stoned before a sauna so much

Singing gives you a substantial endorphin boost, so have that car concert queen

Our incompetent dipshit of a president didn’t destroy an entire country yesterday… so here’s some of Wilco’s Impossible Germany I’m working on arranging

John Prine and Johnny Blue Skies. Six yrs ago today trump killed John Prine

My seasonal smash burger place opened for the season 👀

After 16 months, Apple Music is still trying to make me listen to the String Cheese Incident on a daily basis. Your lossless audio days are fucking numbered and Steve Jobs hates you Tim

When you think about it, life is pretty simple: don’t be a dick.

I don’t share the roommates much these days, but they’re doing fucking amazing. The oldest got a letter join the honor society, and the youngest is vibing. Life is good

Ope. Not me in a tree

I met up with an old lifelong musician friend of mine I hadn’t seen in years last night. We caught up for a few hours before his set last night, and he let it out that any day might be his last. He’s as old as I am. Today he called me and told me to stop by, and gave me this $3400 Mesa amp.

Have an amazing fucking birthday @mistermpls.bsky.social You beautiful brown nippled baddie

Hey dildos, and dildoettes- Life is a bitch, and it doesn’t do you any favors making it easier sometimes. I got my heart broken again, it sucks. But I also got a typewriter and 20 years of backed up shit to say. If I’m a little quiet- know I’m doing alright. Here’s some Dylan. Love you all.

Thinking about starting a cover band called the Shania Twainsaw Massacre

Life is short. Listen to the Grateful Dead 🌹

Happy birthday @wolfenhaus.bsky.social. 77 looks great on you

Lord help us all if he starts taking this shit to Yelp

Meow Meow is a cat

Happy #caturday this is a cat

All Night Wrong from Amp Jam is ready for you: 2nu.gs/475sgtp

How come none of you patchouli wook, cheddar smelling dildos hasn’t opened a yoga studio called surrender to the flow yet?

Spending some time dialing in the line 6 helix, so here’s 30 seconds of sneaking through the alley. As always, grateful for my ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee

Excuse me, is your shit posting locally sourced?

That mother fucking god damn fucking twat of a plow driver buried my driveway in almost 4’ of slush, ice and snow from the 14” storm we got a few days ago… after I spent 2 hours clearing it. Im gonna go fucking plow his wife while he’s out there blowing out everyone else’s back

I must be cashing in some of that good karma lately but I didn’t know what I did to deserve a few phish shows 5.5 hours away in Madison 🥰

@radiator9987.bsky.social have an amazing day Kev 🖤

69mph wind gusts reported on the Bong Bridge last night 😮‍💨

There’s 69 days left until I’m 40