Sometimes the lights are shining on me Other times they’re also shining on me Sometimes the lights are shining on you Tronkin in style along the avenue

Ope, solid day to take out a few scooter kids at the park

My tape measure said otherwise

a hot dog chatter in his natural element

Not even mad at my apprentice for showing up like this today because it takes some serious balls to walk onto a construction job site in crocs

Phish is going to play Walk Away(their best cover)(James Gang certified banger) at Hampton this weekend, and if you don’t like it you can just grow the fuck up

I’ve been busy putting up shelving and another hundred house things… but happy to report it’s looking like a proper living room in here

I will die on square cut hill 🍕

Hotdogs=Love

I got cat-called 4 times today while doing road work right in the middle of town… and it was cool as hell

Apprentice: how have you gotten through 12 years doing this shit? Me: well I

Roasted tomato, garlic, basil bisque from the garden. Parmesan encrusted Gouda and sharp cheddar grilled cheese The weed was fantastic btw

Ope, gonna try some Dante’s inferno there bud

I had to kick this apprentice off the job today. His bitchfit he threw was fantastic. He also broke a rake

“I started coughing and got a runny nose at lunch. I’m pretty sick so I’m going home for the day.”- my 19yr old apprentice

Jerry would have loved the hotdog chat

Soup Szn is the szn of plz’n Creamy Roasted garlic, crimini mushroom, potat, gnocchi, chicken, spinach and rosemary and sage from the garden, Parmesan

Ok dildos and dildoettes, sometimes I’m a dumbass(all the time), no breaking news here. But we just hit another 4 weeks without all that dang booze, I’ve been super consistently doing yoga and working out and my tits look fantastic. So go me. (I’m still a dumbass)

Happy Labor Day weekend. I hope you all get laid

Babe not now I’m microplaning aged cheddars over hot dogs

My oldest roommate is 16 today.

I had to teach a 23 year old apprentice how to start a fucking lawnmower today and when I tell you that the human race is utterly doomed and deserves a swift extinction, this is why.

Brb gotta teach my kid to beat up all the scooter kids at the skatepark

Ricotta, Jamon iberico, & basil.

Twice baked Potato Dog 🌭: Wisconsin cheddar all beef dog Rosemary, habenero lime sour cream, 12 month aged Vermont white cheddar potato Applewood bacon Caramelized onion White cheddar Green onion

American Ninja mother fucker #samurai

New deck day. Super stoked that Zero is kicking Bam some new signature decks and on the team

You can’t hurt my feelings. I watched them resuscitate ET and bring him back from the grave in a makeshift medical containment when I was 6 years old

Touching tips is when you and the bois get together and cheers hotdogs

I’m not taking any shit from anyone who never landed a kickflip

Ope

The great state of Minnesota asked me to design the promotional art for the Great Minnesota Get Together this year:

Yes, I did make some street tacos for dinner, and yes- I have done a lot of weed today too, so fuck you

Back in the 70’s they used to project Pink Floyd laser light shows on Jesse’s billboard of a forehead instead of renting a planetarium

It’s Monday so make sure you tell someone to get fucked today

From a few years back ☮️

Happy international cat day. This is meow meow. He is a cat

Just decimated a sizable hornet nest that was in my basement and ended an entire lineage of hornets ama

I’m looking through you…🪲

Disappointed I didn’t think of this first

Goes to show, ya don’t ever know there bud

I prefer to call it “speedrunning” my life

I hope sturgill tells everyone they’re mediocre

Ope, finished the horse shoe pit today

Today is my 27th Phishiversary so naturally I’m celebrating with a fancy dog

Sully: John Mayer should start the JGB, John Garcia Band, so he can go on playing Jerry better than Jerry after all the olds die Me: Sully, this is a horrible idea

If Sully ever started a band it would be called Sully and the Try Hards and their rider would have 9 magnums of Pinot Grigio and ski wax on it

Idk who needs to hear this, but there is water at the bottom of the ocean