𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
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This is Meow Meow. He is a cat
about 1 year ago
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Anyone wanna go into the guillotine making business
about 10 hours ago
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I love doing demolition jobs because they usually let us keep whatever we want. Today I kept this badass hot dog sign
1 day ago
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Not me pushing a load of snow down a concrete ramp and not seeing an elevated slab towards the end of the sidewalk and taking the full force of my shoveling directly into my dick and breaking the shovel this morning
3 days ago
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I didn’t get home until after 2am last night, and I still got up early, did that yoga, did that gym, did that sauna, did them groceries, and now we doing fat doinks and dumpling mountain that’s what’s up
5 days ago
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Complex weather patterns are kinda… hot
5 days ago
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Earth is healing
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7 days ago
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Not me accepting a date invite from a nice lady at…*checks notes* 10pm tonight
7 days ago
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@corywong.bsky.social
dear Cory, My name is Zach and I live in northern Minnesota. I’ve been playing guitar for 30 years, love pond hockey, and duck duck grey duck. I am writing this letter in hopes that we could broker a deal for one of your bands jumpsuits. Keep your stick on the ice bud, 🖤 Zach
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8 days ago
Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?
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Good morning
8 days ago
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We had the best time at your party…
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9 days ago
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Ween updated a picture on the internet today in case any of you losers care
9 days ago
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Duluth Minnesota
9 days ago
Bob Dylan still hates us
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Totally forgot I ordered two of these before we bought the house
9 days ago
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Accidentally left my slippers sitting on the floor in a spot where the sun baked them for two hours while I was at the gym… and I gotta tell you that the feeling of sliding those sun-kissed baddies on is right up there with labe to the face
10 days ago
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Get in losers, I made orange sessie chickies tonight
11 days ago
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Let’s see it brown butter lips
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11 days ago
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Wolf
12 days ago
Where else would they be caught
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They hate us cuz they ain’t us
11 days ago
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If there’s one thing Minnesotans love, it’s things that say Minnesota.
12 days ago
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MisterMPLS
13 days ago
I volunteered at First Ave for a number of years and have been to many, many, shows there. But, this one was incredible, very special and emotional, especially when
@brucespringsteen.net
was the special guest and performed his new song On the Streets of Minneapolis.
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MisterMPLS
12 days ago
The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny! I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️
#RIPPretti
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About to born to run
12 days ago
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I hope David Bowie answers the phone later when I call him after smoking this
13 days ago
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It’s taken nearly two years to get this up to Trey 1994 speeds. It’s Ice(fuck ice)
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15 days ago
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Things like this make me incredibly proud of my union, and I never thought I’d see the day where they amplified the voices of those who can’t speak. I was proud to be a local union 1091 hand before, and I’m even more so now knowing we stand on the right side of history.
16 days ago
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Chernobyl’s core 4 reactor meltdown contaminated over 57,900 square miles with radioactive waste. If this figure was translated to the landmass of Jesse’s Foreheadia, it would cover approximately 1/5 of his forehead, or 20% of the barren wasteland that is his forehead
17 days ago
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Do you see what happens Larry?
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18 days ago
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Just know, that I would happily plow any of you out so fucking hard, and free of charge with all this snew you dorks got
18 days ago
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MisterMPLS
19 days ago
We are both bummed UM was canceled, we both recognize the weight and reality of what happened today & what’s been happening in Minneapolis. Incredibly grateful I could spend time with a close friend I only see a few times a year. Thanks, Z! Means a lot to me. Thx for taking a sign for your window.✊🏽
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I just got to Minneapolis after two hours in the car and now UM canceled 😭😭😭😭
19 days ago
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Joel Cummins
19 days ago
Madison was rockin last nice. Minneapolis tonight. Let’s come together with music and heal. Also, fuck ICE!
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The only person I have to annoy with this shit in the morning is meow meow now :(
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20 days ago
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Guys, it has been between -20 and -45 below zero all day, and the fine folks in Minneapolis couldn’t care less. Fuck Ice.
20 days ago
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Call me crazy, but I’m pretty proud of my fellow Minnesotans in Minneapolis for literally silly stringing a Nazi and pelting him with snowballs. Real good there buds
25 days ago
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I did a setup and deep clean so here’s some Beatles. Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
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26 days ago
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It has been a painfully long year without a decent guitar to play on since I bought this house. But today, the house gets to welcome this G&L ASAT semi hollow classic. If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹
26 days ago
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not sk🍣nk
27 days ago
🎶 can you tell me how to get, how to get to shakedown street
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Sully gave me his phone number, so you could say things are getting kinda serious
27 days ago
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I’m Looking Through You- The Beatles from their album Rubber Soul. (Their best album)
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28 days ago
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labia menorah
29 days ago
no man would last a day bleeding out of their proverbial vagina
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Was it a bruised ego that caused his internal bleeding, or the fact that he’s a gigantic fucking pussy on his menstrual cycle?
29 days ago
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Today I remembered how painful it is to spend 5 hours off the ground in a boom lift while 35mph Lake Superior winds ticklepoke your B Hole and your toes turn to frozen sausages because it’s -18 outside
29 days ago
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Fare thee well Bobby. And thank you for everything you were. 🌹
about 1 month ago
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So the lady I’ve been dating casually dropped that she has a 52 year old boyfriend after taking me to Costco for my first time yesterday. So that’s kinda cool I guess. I really like that you can get ramen and a tv at Costco and the hot dog lives up to its hype
about 1 month ago
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The entire “put yourself in the ICE agents shoes” narrative is fucking tired. I have zero desire to know what it feels like to not get laid for 11 years.
about 1 month ago
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curt.
about 1 month ago
Bar Rescue but for failing jambands.
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about 1 month ago
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Ope. Rolled some fatties
about 1 month ago
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