It’s a Christmas meow meow magnet

Beef Year looms 👀

Finishing my 7th cookie to show the kids who runs this house

Merry Glizzmas to @phastenough.bsky.social, @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and @ BColes. The rest of you can get fucked(literally I hope you all get laid today)🌭🎄🌭

Ope, Happy Honda Days there bud 🎄🌭🎄

Shoutout to weed pens for being the undisputed MVP’s of the holiday season 🎄

Ope, we’re tronkin over here bud

Merry Glizzmas. I just passed 200 hot dogs for the year 🌭

Everyone likes wearing Carhartt until it’s time to go do Carhartt shit

Guys I don’t want to rock the boat here but…

Not me winning a Milwaukee grease gun at my company’s Christmas party and then going home and making some crostini’s with pesto, motz, goat cheese, basil, oven roasted tomatoes and then playing with some butties n boobies

@jezmund.bsky.social have a day today bud

Today makes 16 years of sobriety for me. Getting sober was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Luckily for me, many, many people walked that path before I did and were generous enough to show me exactly what they did. And I got exactly what they got. 1/

I feel bad for all the plebs that haven’t ever had the opportunity to hear Jon Fishman absolutely gadooosh his floor tom during Gumbo and felt their butthole jistle and jossle

@slimchaby.bsky.social have a great birthday 🖤

@juvenilesuccess.bsky.social have a better day than jesse

Our man just went hard on hot dog tour, and just put up some serious stats. Map out your next east coast hot dog adventure with his juicy thread 🌭

I don’t use ring cameras at my house. I have a series of micro-rube Goldberg machines fitted with paint cans, butane torches and a tarantula as my home security system

Her: you better not be drawing schematics for that stupid Blazr Scooter idea you always bring up at parties Me:

I have taken 792 minutes off my life expectancy with hot dogs this weekend. 🌭 This is an updated and edited skeet in reference to a skeet that was skote and deleted this morning containing a typo, and I have since added five more hot dogs in the mix since the aforementioned skeet.

The Wisconsin Double: Cheddar all beef dog from local backwoods butcher, cheddar cheese sauce, caramelized onion, scallion, mustard 🌭

This one is called Ticketmaster Pitchfork Inferno

Fun was had and a frig ton of oysters, clams and lobster @sneakinabbey.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social

Ope

There is no Husker Trý, only Husker Dü.

You’re in her DM’s. I’m stoned listening to Widespread Panic drawing hot dogs for the hot dog chat

Ope, made some smoked ancho/achiotte braised pork shoulder tacos bud

Recipe: add three cloves of garlic Me: is this a recipe for ants?

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it, people tolerate you

The Bricksignal

Fun fact, this birthday boy’s forehead is more buoyant than a semi trailer full of lemons. Happy birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and hope you have a thousand more mornings to guzzle your dumb bitch juice

@icculus.bsky.social happy birthday Curt

I won’t tell everyone I bought a house this year, but there will be signs

It only took Meow Meow 4 days to scale the tree and dismantle it from the inside this year

Ope did a bong hit

People do tend to love boobs and butts

Who out there gobblin’ til they wobblin’

So far today I’ve shoveled 10” of snow out of my driveway, renewed tabs and ID’s for me and a roommate, changed the oil on the car, hit 3 stores, got hit with my winter layoff, prepped a cranberry/wild rice stuffing and rubbed this moo moo slab with toasted coriander, kosher salt and rosemary fr fr

Thanksgiving PSA: You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common? None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃

Weatherman said we’re getting 8-12” tonight for our first winter storm

You can take your little gobbler turkey birds and go listen to Dave Mathew’s Band with them and fuck right off because I’m roasting a prime moo moo slab instead

I’ve found some absolutely solid Lake Superior agates on job sites this year

Uncle Pen played the fiddle in the howling rain and if you’d shut the fuck up you could hear it sing

friday night plans

Not to totally jerk myself off all over the timeline here, but I’ve gone 5/7 in my most recent bouts against the fitted sheet

I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before

Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool

The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.

Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs

No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud