My seasonal smash burger place opened for the season 👀

After 16 months, Apple Music is still trying to make me listen to the String Cheese Incident on a daily basis. Your lossless audio days are fucking numbered and Steve Jobs hates you Tim

Rest in Peace Doug. This is my favorite Garcia had commissioned.

When you think about it, life is pretty simple: don’t be a dick.

The weed and doobie committee took it to a vote, and Mutiny After Midnight from Johnny Blue Skies is going to be the best album of your lifetime and it’s gonna fuck your mom

I don’t share the roommates much these days, but they’re doing fucking amazing. The oldest got a letter join the honor society, and the youngest is vibing. Life is good

Ope. Not me in a tree

I met up with an old lifelong musician friend of mine I hadn’t seen in years last night. We caught up for a few hours before his set last night, and he let it out that any day might be his last. He’s as old as I am. Today he called me and told me to stop by, and gave me this $3400 Mesa amp.

Have an amazing fucking birthday @mistermpls.bsky.social You beautiful brown nippled baddie

Hey dildos, and dildoettes- Life is a bitch, and it doesn’t do you any favors making it easier sometimes. I got my heart broken again, it sucks. But I also got a typewriter and 20 years of backed up shit to say. If I’m a little quiet- know I’m doing alright. Here’s some Dylan. Love you all.

Thinking about starting a cover band called the Shania Twainsaw Massacre

Life is short. Listen to the Grateful Dead 🌹

Happy birthday @wolfenhaus.bsky.social. 77 looks great on you

Lord help us all if he starts taking this shit to Yelp

Meow Meow is a cat

Happy #caturday this is a cat

All Night Wrong from Amp Jam is ready for you: 2nu.gs/475sgtp

How come none of you patchouli wook, cheddar smelling dildos hasn’t opened a yoga studio called surrender to the flow yet?

Spending some time dialing in the line 6 helix, so here’s 30 seconds of sneaking through the alley. As always, grateful for my ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee

Excuse me, is your shit posting locally sourced?

That mother fucking god damn fucking twat of a plow driver buried my driveway in almost 4’ of slush, ice and snow from the 14” storm we got a few days ago… after I spent 2 hours clearing it. Im gonna go fucking plow his wife while he’s out there blowing out everyone else’s back

I must be cashing in some of that good karma lately but I didn’t know what I did to deserve a few phish shows 5.5 hours away in Madison 🥰

@radiator9987.bsky.social have an amazing day Kev 🖤

69mph wind gusts reported on the Bong Bridge last night 😮‍💨

There’s 69 days left until I’m 40

I haven’t even been off of work for 4 fucking days and my union BA called me to be a steward on a job with 60 members of our local this morning 🤢

What’s your favorite Jerry photo ever? This is mine

Here’s a love song for all you nerds

Today marks SEVEN (7!!!) years since I had my last drink. I never thought I’d make it seven days when I was going through the worst of it. It’s never too late to take the control back 💪

Anyone wanna go into the guillotine making business

I love doing demolition jobs because they usually let us keep whatever we want. Today I kept this badass hot dog sign

Not me pushing a load of snow down a concrete ramp and not seeing an elevated slab towards the end of the sidewalk and taking the full force of my shoveling directly into my dick and breaking the shovel this morning

Complex weather patterns are kinda… hot

Earth is healing

Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?

Good morning

We had the best time at your party…

Ween updated a picture on the internet today in case any of you losers care

Bob Dylan still hates us

Totally forgot I ordered two of these before we bought the house

Accidentally left my slippers sitting on the floor in a spot where the sun baked them for two hours while I was at the gym… and I gotta tell you that the feeling of sliding those sun-kissed baddies on is right up there with labe to the face

Get in losers, I made orange sessie chickies tonight

Let’s see it brown butter lips

Where else would they be caught

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

If there’s one thing Minnesotans love, it’s things that say Minnesota.

I volunteered at First Ave for a number of years and have been to many, many, shows there. But, this one was incredible, very special and emotional, especially when @brucespringsteen.net was the special guest and performed his new song On the Streets of Minneapolis.

The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny! I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti

About to born to run