Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲

Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6

37 degrees outside is a fun temperature to find out your jeans are ripped the entire length of your balls(pennis balls) from lower taint to end of gooch n shaft so if Lake Superior could not be windy today it would be nice because I don’t think my achy breaky balls can take it

Legend. Fare the Well Donna

Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit

“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia

Ope I didn’t do it pony boy

Hate to break it to ya penis breath, but 10/31/98 Velvet Underground Halloween set is Phish’s best Halloween set and you’re super dumb if you think it’s not

So today at work an old friend of mine(lady friend she has boobs) saw me working in the middle of the road(I was the stop sign guy) and then she came back later but brought me a bunch of pastries and snacks and kissed me so what does that mean?

Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud

@chopaganda.bsky.social happy day to you chip 🖤

Get in loser, I made pasta tonight

I saw tDB, UM, WSMFP, Goose, the other ones/the dead/Furthur, and the Allman Brothers with their original drummers 😏

Big naturals

This is a cat

End Night One

Who out there doing enough weed(pot) to tranquillize a juvenile llama 👀

No better way to start off your Friday when you’re well into the union-negotiated overtime rate and immediately showing up and purging some demons from the darkest pits of your bowels in a frost-covered port o john and costing your contractor $18 for your shit

Don’t take today for granite

Over here playing 4-D chess tbh

If a lady sits on your face does that mean she has squatters rights?

The office views today are pretty tight

This is the face of a master, skillfully dedicated to his trade

Hell yeah

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads

Ya’ll wiping the dried eye jizz off your eyes before work in the morning or are you hitting the day extra raw(dogged)

I feel like a lot of the worlds problems could be solved with two turntables and microphone

I believe @zachsamaphone.bsky.social asked to see these a while back. Hans Rey and Rodney Mullen on Swatch Pro Tour, Summer 1987. Valley View Mall, Roanoke VA.

Thank you @featherinstorm.bsky.social for these awesome prints you made 🖤

There are fewer things that compare to freshly mowed lawn, with tight crisp edges. A proper bark on a brisket coming off the smoker. That massive hit of dopamine after sweeping a garage floor or knowing your ratchet strap will hold…but getting a motor to 250,000 miles is peak dad activity all day

Hey. Get outside today you fucking dildo

Jerry would have loved the hot dog chat 🌭

@sulkirk.bsky.social sully, happy birthday. Today is the one day of the year you don’t have to try too hard to do anything

@peteforgets.bsky.social happy fucking birthday Pete. You fucking weirdo

Don’t buy into the fake news

I’ve heard @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social is letting them project the show off his forehead for the people in the cheap seats, and I just have to say, what a selfless dude.

Sometimes the lights are shining on me Other times they’re also shining on me Sometimes the lights are shining on you Tronkin in style along the avenue

Ope, solid day to take out a few scooter kids at the park

a hot dog chatter in his natural element

Not even mad at my apprentice for showing up like this today because it takes some serious balls to walk onto a construction job site in crocs

Phish is going to play Walk Away(their best cover)(James Gang certified banger) at Hampton this weekend, and if you don’t like it you can just grow the fuck up

I will die on square cut hill 🍕

Hotdogs=Love

I got cat-called 4 times today while doing road work right in the middle of town… and it was cool as hell