Anyone wanna go into the guillotine making business

I love doing demolition jobs because they usually let us keep whatever we want. Today I kept this badass hot dog sign

Not me pushing a load of snow down a concrete ramp and not seeing an elevated slab towards the end of the sidewalk and taking the full force of my shoveling directly into my dick and breaking the shovel this morning

I didn’t get home until after 2am last night, and I still got up early, did that yoga, did that gym, did that sauna, did them groceries, and now we doing fat doinks and dumpling mountain that’s what’s up

Complex weather patterns are kinda… hot

Earth is healing

Not me accepting a date invite from a nice lady at…*checks notes* 10pm tonight

@corywong.bsky.social dear Cory, My name is Zach and I live in northern Minnesota. I’ve been playing guitar for 30 years, love pond hockey, and duck duck grey duck. I am writing this letter in hopes that we could broker a deal for one of your bands jumpsuits. Keep your stick on the ice bud, 🖤 Zach

Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?

Good morning

We had the best time at your party…

Ween updated a picture on the internet today in case any of you losers care

Bob Dylan still hates us

Totally forgot I ordered two of these before we bought the house

Accidentally left my slippers sitting on the floor in a spot where the sun baked them for two hours while I was at the gym… and I gotta tell you that the feeling of sliding those sun-kissed baddies on is right up there with labe to the face

Get in losers, I made orange sessie chickies tonight

Let’s see it brown butter lips

Where else would they be caught

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

If there’s one thing Minnesotans love, it’s things that say Minnesota.

I volunteered at First Ave for a number of years and have been to many, many, shows there. But, this one was incredible, very special and emotional, especially when @brucespringsteen.net was the special guest and performed his new song On the Streets of Minneapolis.

The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny! I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti

About to born to run

I hope David Bowie answers the phone later when I call him after smoking this

It’s taken nearly two years to get this up to Trey 1994 speeds. It’s Ice(fuck ice)

Things like this make me incredibly proud of my union, and I never thought I’d see the day where they amplified the voices of those who can’t speak. I was proud to be a local union 1091 hand before, and I’m even more so now knowing we stand on the right side of history.

Chernobyl’s core 4 reactor meltdown contaminated over 57,900 square miles with radioactive waste. If this figure was translated to the landmass of Jesse’s Foreheadia, it would cover approximately 1/5 of his forehead, or 20% of the barren wasteland that is his forehead

Do you see what happens Larry?

Just know, that I would happily plow any of you out so fucking hard, and free of charge with all this snew you dorks got

We are both bummed UM was canceled, we both recognize the weight and reality of what happened today & what’s been happening in Minneapolis. Incredibly grateful I could spend time with a close friend I only see a few times a year. Thanks, Z! Means a lot to me. Thx for taking a sign for your window.✊🏽

I just got to Minneapolis after two hours in the car and now UM canceled 😭😭😭😭

Madison was rockin last nice. Minneapolis tonight. Let’s come together with music and heal. Also, fuck ICE!

The only person I have to annoy with this shit in the morning is meow meow now :(

Guys, it has been between -20 and -45 below zero all day, and the fine folks in Minneapolis couldn’t care less. Fuck Ice.

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty proud of my fellow Minnesotans in Minneapolis for literally silly stringing a Nazi and pelting him with snowballs. Real good there buds

I did a setup and deep clean so here’s some Beatles. Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee

It has been a painfully long year without a decent guitar to play on since I bought this house. But today, the house gets to welcome this G&L ASAT semi hollow classic. If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹

🎶 can you tell me how to get, how to get to shakedown street

Sully gave me his phone number, so you could say things are getting kinda serious

I’m Looking Through You- The Beatles from their album Rubber Soul. (Their best album)

no man would last a day bleeding out of their proverbial vagina

Was it a bruised ego that caused his internal bleeding, or the fact that he’s a gigantic fucking pussy on his menstrual cycle?

Today I remembered how painful it is to spend 5 hours off the ground in a boom lift while 35mph Lake Superior winds ticklepoke your B Hole and your toes turn to frozen sausages because it’s -18 outside

Fare thee well Bobby. And thank you for everything you were. 🌹

So the lady I’ve been dating casually dropped that she has a 52 year old boyfriend after taking me to Costco for my first time yesterday. So that’s kinda cool I guess. I really like that you can get ramen and a tv at Costco and the hot dog lives up to its hype

The entire “put yourself in the ICE agents shoes” narrative is fucking tired. I have zero desire to know what it feels like to not get laid for 11 years.

Bar Rescue but for failing jambands.

Ope. Rolled some fatties