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Now I know what purgatory is: being 45 and stuck on a small hospital ward where all the other patients are retired and having a nostalgia group wank.
7 days ago
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Okay, the £3.99 Merlot from Aldi was not a good idea. The second bottle, however, is hitting the spot after a couple of Rennies. Minty afternotes, but smoother on the stomach.
2 months ago
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I have just bitten my lip in the exact same place that I did so yesterday.
2 months ago
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Ian Weissman, DO
5 months ago
A patient with type 1 diabetes has begun producing his own insulin after receiving a transplant of pancreatic cells. For the first time, islet cells have been edited so they wouldn't be rejected by the patient, removing the need for immunosuppressant drugs.
www.sciencealert.com/first-of-its...
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First-Of-Its-Kind Cell Transplant Brings a Cure For Diabetes Closer
A patient with type 1 diabetes has begun producing his own insulin after receiving a transplant of pancreatic cells.
https://www.sciencealert.com/first-of-its-kind-cell-transplant-brings-a-cure-for-diabetes-closer
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Firing mental crossbow bolts at the parents who decided to outfit their child with a referee's whistle at nine in the fucking evening.
5 months ago
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Eth-eth-eth-eth-eth, eth-eth-eth-eth-eth sminki-pinki whiskasfullameatygoodness Chris Waddle
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Engelbert Humperdinck - Please release me - 1989
YouTube video by VHS-Goldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_Fz2Np-Z4&list=RDch_Fz2Np-Z4&start_radio=1
6 months ago
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South East Water unveil latest technology to capture current deluge in Kent:
6 months ago
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Man chastises woman for helping animals.
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7 months ago
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Big storm's a-coming here in Kent. May it dispel the clamminess in time for bed.
7 months ago
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Just off the phone with my mother, who had somehow become convinced of the fact that the Wright brothers' first flight took place on the Isle of Sheppey. I can't stop laughing. Is it too early for a drink?
8 months ago
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Lev Parikian
9 months ago
“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”
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Just ran the bathroom door over my big toe. Fuck everything.
10 months ago
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Pete 🟥🟦
11 months ago
Strangely enough the Telegraph looks less ridiculous with Sunday Sport stories.
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Got my second wind and neatened up the edges on the shepherd's pie. Going for another lie-down now.
12 months ago
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How to pizza properly:
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How to make a pizza - Floyd Cooks - BBC
YouTube video by Good Food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dICK7bxarGc
12 months ago
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tomjwebb
about 1 year ago
I hesitate slightly to lower the tone, but will do anyway…
www.suffolkgazette.com/pothole-art-...
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Pothole art avenger ‘Wanksy’ targets Suffolk streets
Pothole art avenger ‘Wanksy’ is targeting the streets of Suffolk after his successful campaign in the north of England.
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/pothole-art-avenger-wanksy-targets-suffolk-streets/
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Facebook has very kindly reminded me that it's 2 years to the day since I had surgery on a perianal abscess.
about 1 year ago
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This man is worth an hour of anyone's time:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nLH...
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I Asked An Actual Apollo Engineer to Explain the Saturn 5 Rocket - Smarter Every Day 280
YouTube video by SmarterEveryDay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nLHIM2IPRY&t=1926s
about 1 year ago
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It did a snow! For a bit. Rain later.
about 1 year ago
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HbA1c down to 40! It turns out I do have some degree of willpower. Now to apply it to cholesterol...
about 1 year ago
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My fridge is finally free from roast meat and potatoes in their various forms. However, I think it will be the cauliflower cheese that I shall miss the most.
#HappyNewYear
about 1 year ago
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Just realised my pants have been on the wrong way round since I donned them on this morning.
#HappyNewYear2025
about 1 year ago
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Google has just reminded me of a poignant series of photos I took 2 years ago of my blocked and overflowing drain, coloured by the muted tones of the winter sun.
about 1 year ago
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Peace to you all.
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Spiegel im Spiegel for Cello and Piano (Arvo Pärt)
YouTube video by Leonhard Roczek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZe3mXlnfNc&list=RDFZe3mXlnfNc&start_radio=1
about 1 year ago
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They should have dug it out sooner. It will never be defrosted by Christmas morning.
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about 1 year ago
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red 🦫
about 1 year ago
this is from last christmas but it's still one of the best photos of her i've ever taken. happy holidays from me and hubris
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Moose Allain
about 1 year ago
Mr Escher
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Taking on Sainsbury's at 6 a.m. If I should die, think only this of me: that there's some corner of a busy cheese aisle that put me on statins in the first place.
about 1 year ago
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Dr Matt Pope
about 1 year ago
Chauvet Cave was discovered on the 18th December 1994. 30 years ago today. To many it is the most arresting expression of cave art in the archaeological record & it is one of the oldest examples in Europe. Here are four of my highlights.
archeologie.culture.gouv.fr/chauvet/en
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The joy of Mozart:
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Huw Montague Rendall & Elisabeth Boudreault sing "Pa-Pa-Pa-Papagena" (Mozart: Die Zauberflöte)
YouTube video by Warner Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9V7_fevgQ
about 1 year ago
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Dr Matt Pope
about 1 year ago
As we approach Midwinter, here's The Black Stag from the cave of Lascaux. Considered to be either a creature of Ice Age myth, or a rendering of an extinct Megaloceros. Deep in the ground it was drawn above geometric symbols, including 13 circles, the meaning of which is now lost.
#AncientSky
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Shchedryk / Щедрик. Carol of the Bells. Original Ukrainian Version with English and Ukrainian Lyrics
YouTube video by Eileen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqeJ38DThVc
about 1 year ago
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Oh good, the porn bots have arrived.
about 1 year ago
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Ian Martin
about 1 year ago
Guardian journalists are on strike. In solidarity, here are the articles I refuse to link to: - I say return our looted culture to Cro-Magnon France - I thought I was dying - but I'd just skipped lunch! - Finally, at 36, I understand old age - I spent a week in the North and it wasn't too bad [1/2]
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The chief reason that I enjoy Shostakovich's Jazz Suites is that they contain precisely zero jazz.
about 1 year ago
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Hip Priest
about 1 year ago
"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
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The inexplicability of Gregg Wallace's media career is matched only by its longevity.
about 1 year ago
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June Lewins
about 1 year ago
What, the Greggg Wallace who said on Masterchef "I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet!". And not forgetting the time that he was on the cover of the free Waitrose paper.
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Katie Martin
about 1 year ago
I feel like it's time for the annual appreciation of this, the greatest ever twitter reply
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Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Me: what cunt's had half my pint?
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about 1 year ago
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Sarah Dempster
about 1 year ago
Best dog breeds: West Highland Blunderbuss Synchronised Nesting Spaniel Viking Burial Hound Vauxhall Retriever Dutch Exciter Victorian Mourning Pug Short-Haired Oscillator Crested Henry
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Hope Bryan Habana's whiplash isn't too serious
#ENGvSA
about 1 year ago
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This is going to be a tough watch. SA by 2 scores.
#EngvSA
#rugby
about 1 year ago
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