You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

women of a certain age be like, 'I'm hot all the time and I pee my pants a little bit when I sneeze but lol that's normal' and I'm like, where are the doctors that treat those things because no.

the power of manifesting

It's like an episode of Star Trek

Training for the NYC marathon specifically by incorporating hills and tacking 2 miles of staggering onto the end of every long run

I just know there are parents in his district who voted for Trump because they loved the idea of all the "illegals" getting deported, and now they're going, "Wait, not our school superintendent. We didn't mean Ian, our neighbor and friend"

Not that there's ever a reason to believe ICE, but among the more outlandish lies of this story is that a person could get a teaching license and position without authorization to work in the US. Sweetie? They check.

Whenever I get sad, I just watch Ura do a tsutaezori-- under arm forward body drop www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5q5...

Me, teaching: Does that make sense? Students: *silence* Me: If it makes sense, tell me now. You guys know how I crave validation. Students: Yes mmhmm yes it makes sense ohhh I get it ok

tw gun violence Randomly thinking of the time one of my students shot one of my other students (he recovered), and when I asked admin for support welcoming them both back to my class after one had been in jail and the other in the hospital, she told me not to talk about it or acknowledge it at all.

I don't understand the type of person who comments on all the track and field videos on Instagram and refuses to learn one single thing about track. "His foot was over the line first!" Why did you comment? Why do you care enough to comment but not enough to know IT'S TORSO.

6/ This isn’t the first time ProPublica has reported on ICE under Trump 2.0 acting in unprecedented ways. In July, my colleagues @mckenziefunk.com and @nicolefoy.bsky.social documented ~50 incidents of officers shattering car windows to make arrests. projects.propublica.org/trump-ice-sm...

Well the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see. They tried to shut me down on ABC, but it feels so empty without me

bikers and walkers can stay safe by holding drivers accountable.

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

how can we accept this? how can we live like this?

Barrel cut jeans are a scam to get millennials to buy flares again.

Just imagine thinking that scene from Terminator that meant so much to Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor, that changed the relationship they had, that resulted in the birth of John Connor, did nothing to advance the plot.

Do you think concentration camps are bad? No?? Then you're a Nazi. Not because we disagree on the issue but because of the issue we disagree on.

Noem, Vance accidentally pray for ICE detainees

This doesn't even make sense. Where in those books is it ever suggested that a Hufflepuff is the type of person who "doesn't really get involved"?

Unless you are a candidate or are currently getting paid to campaign for one, this is not your job, and I suggest leaving it to the professionals.

I'm on the subway I'm in a tunnel I'm in a basement The battery died I dropped it and it broke Cyberattack on the telecommunications network A tornado destroys a couple cell phone towers A terror attack An earthquake A plane crash

Distance athlete's workout: warm up, 8 × 800 with 3 min jogging rest, 4 × hills with jogging downhill rest, 2 mile cooldown Sprinter's workout: 3 × 100m with 15 minutes rest Jumper's workout: 3 × get up from lying on the ground

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

Teachers choice this year for NYC public school teachers is down $10 from last year. Wonder what the city is doing with the other $10/per teacher?

Do you see the minnow fin?

I don't really do cold calling, but one thing I do (that I explicitly teach kids to do) is look around to see who is "available." We lay out what that nonverbal communication looks like when you are done speaking and looking for responses, and when you are wanting to respond.

I cannot tell Georgia Hunter Bell and Keely Hodgkinson apart.

One of my students was so blown away by a short story we read, I heard him summarizing it to his girlfriend later

Y'all finally bullied the BookTok girlies into reading something serious

yes

These google ads are so desperate. "Member when you were a kid and our search engine used to work? It doesn't now but please use it anyway"

“On Sept. 20, with hidden cameras recording the scene, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills, according to an internal summary of the case.” Homan was being investigated for allegedly “soliciting payments in exchange for awarding contracts should Trump win the election” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

I need Nike to do better with these track uniforms. Those skinny stripes do not photograph well. They don't look red, white, and blue. They look grey-purple. The font is stupid. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Running is going so well lately. Last year I walked a race because I had a tibial stress fracture; this year I ran it and clocked my fastest time ever.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

I have often noticed this. He does not know what's true. He is a very confused old man with cognitive impairments.

Students who have been conditioned to talk their way out of learning or doing any academic work

I just want to see Fred Kerley be great. It is so frustrating to watch him continually sabotage himself

Marwa Bouzayani has the best eyebrows in track and field

Texans have a problem with us having free bus routes in NYC?

The only thing surprising me here is that he can name one African country.

Jumaane Williams and Brad Lander among 11 officials arrested protesting ICE today. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/n...

Imagine thinking Jay Leno and David Letterman's TV ratings are remotely relevant to anything on TV in 2025.

tw weight loss I've lost a little bit of weight, which is to be expected during marathon training. But I find talking about weight and dieting so toxic and boring that when my colleague asked me how much weight I've lost, I lied and said none.

The harm anti-trans policies cause to all girls has to be a feature, not a bug. They want women in the kitchen and making babies. End of list. Success in sports for girls does not fit in the MAGA vision.

My husband would maybe die if he knew I posted this but I love that some of his work is remote so that I can hear his work voice. Very professional, very sexy in a way I don't normally see.