Read this as: “NO, WARIO CAN FIGHT ALONE”

Before I die there will be a sappy biopic about JD Vance that tries to paint him as “they guy who always knew this was wrong but couldn’t do anything about it but tried really really hard you just don’t understand.”

Bro is literally having a “please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m a pedophile” crashout in the comments.

this might be the hyrax photo of all time

This single panel was a major part of the realization that we’re plural ngl

the signal catcher 📡

Ngl I do wanna get my hands on a bar of palladium

How your email finds me (against my will, having tracked me deep into the forest)

The president rn

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

“I hate bad things” “Now replace ‘bad things’ with ‘jews’. Not so funny anymore, huh?”

Confusing the chuds

I’ve been thinking about this for several hours

I wish birds were real

I fucking love garlic

Filling a bunker with guns and beans isn’t doomsday prepping, it building a cache where someone will find your disarticulated skeleton as a form of environmental storytelling.

It’s them, the nicotine cat, the cat that contains nicotine

Opossum, who doesn’t mind them😄 2/2

JP Morgan, I’m willing to undercut your current analysts by 75% My qualifications are: 1. An IQ of 128 bc you guys seem like the type who would care about that 2. I literally can’t do worse than this, it’s not possible.

An evergreen sentiment but one that needs repeating. (Opossum originally made for MIBF but we decided on the flowers instead!)

VSRA (“Viscera”) comic thread 🔞 cw: sci fi surgery, sex eventually

I’m sure these harbingers bring us good news, certainly not doom or anything like that.

The Bluesky mods are whiny transphobes who keep trying darvo shit, like maybe this time we won’t realize what they’re doing. It’s a good thing to make them miserable.

And this is where I keep the emergency coyote

I agree that this is what they’re *thinking* but imo they’re overestimating the backlash that elected Dems are capable of. If you ask me, all these people are going to be fine and retire comfortably to their palm beach property or luxury motorhome of choice, regardless of how this shakes out.

Saying “compute” as a noun makes you sound like a dweeb, the kind of dweeb who got swirlies from the nerds.

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Not the main point here but we need to kill this use of the word “spicy”

Guys you don’t get it he *accidentally* liked that barely-legal porn for *work reasons*, a completely innocent mistake that we’ve all made, I’m sure. So please stop calling him Aaron “barely-legal” Rodericks or “the barely-legal porn guy” that’s not who he is, it’s just what he does.

Why is every guy named Shad just the fucking worst.

Years ago, I built 180 block tall replica of the Venus de Milo in Minecraft. Today I am proud to announce that I am in the planning stages for my next statue, a 256 block tall replica of Le Genié du Mal

It’s real aple sos hours

Unidentified may he remain, and a gentleman he certainly is.

MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

It sure will keep the fire department busy if I have anything to say about it

This has the same energy as a threeway where the two guys are super into each other but invited a woman so that it wouldn’t be gay.

Tbh, there is a social safety net in the US, it’s just dedicated entirely to white supremacist podcasters.

Look at my opposition leader dawg

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This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

Imagine getting slimed by Tung Tung Tung Sahur.

Hmmmm

Not a fan of Piker, but he's RIGHT to call out any Dem saying "I want a strong Republican Party". The era in which "bipartisanship" is morally tolerable died when Repubs went full mask-off Nazi. I want the Republican Party outlawed, like I want the Nazi Party outlawed. bsky.app/profile/pops...

I don’t drink Monster, I drink Rockstar, but I endlessly respect Monster for leaning into that Karen’s “Monster Energy is the Mark of the Beast” poster

Hey so I have a question Why was this comment about pride month so egregious that bluesky felt it had to be hidden?

I know a couple of conservatives who *never* just stop at “women were given the vote”, to them the full statement is “men gave women the right to vote and we can take it away”, if you need an example of just how this linguistic cancer metastasizes.