I saw all dressed chips at CVS yesterday. This is a real escalation in hostilities from our neighbors to the north.

The Amazon interface these days feels no different from a website you visit because you accidentally clicked a link and now you definitely have malware.

Recycling bin fell over into the gutter. It filled with water, I had to walk up and down the street picking out trash out of the water.

on it boss

Rhetoric scholarship drinking game (difficulty level impossible): Drink every time the article says "concomitant"

Rhetoric scholarship drinking game (difficulty level impossible): Drink every time the article says "concomitant"

Being trans is great tbh. I love being trans. Before transitioning I used to see trans men and think “wow it’s unfair they can just do that” but actually you can do it too!

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Tried some new eye drops and had an allergic reaction in my eyes for days. Now that it’s finally gone down I’m grateful for regular dry eye discomfort again tbh

It’s wild “a sex Kumon learning center” from @michaelhobbes.bsky.social didn’t get more of a reaction

you ever just feel overwhelmed by crushing sadness? like your heart might implode? no? haha me neither

office millennial: Hey there! Sorry for the random slack: I got your name from Jen in Operations and was wondering if you had any documentation about the Jira integration. Not urgent!! gen-x coworker using a picture of dante hicks from clerks as their profile picture: Um.  I will see what I can do…

Pre-8 AM panic when I convinced myself my yard was full of new poison ivy. A professional plant friend told me it’s just seedlings from the maple tree. A real journey already today!

New For All Mankind—is it finally going to happen??

It's Friday night baby

Made a childhood favorite for dinner today that still goes so hard (tuna sandwich with a bunch of pickled jalapeños)

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Thinking about summer 2017 with "Despacito" and "Shape of You"--what a time

I’d respect For All Mankind for freeing us from Ed two episodes in but I’m not going to hold my breath. They’ve already let him get away with everything and live to, what, 160?

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

The secret to looking younger? Acne. Just got asked if I, mid thirties, was really over 25. No one believes you can be a whole adult with acne!

If you’ve watched actual plays like Critical Role or Dimension 20 you simply must watch Dimension 20 On A Bus

It’s all fun and games until your mom has friends visiting and you have to explain that you made the WiFi “Socrateez Nuts”

Not looking at Outlook all day in solidarity with the Artemis II crew

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

"We are going for all humanity." "Artemis crew is go for launch. Full send." Publicly funded science to explore our universe and our own precious world is a beautiful thing.

GO #ARTEMISII GO!!!! 🚀 Godspeed, humans!

Just in time to ruin my lunch! (/laudatory)

Gas in Bloomington, Indiana up to $4.19 today. Also realized I’m on track to hit my insurance deductible in April. I’m on the high deductible plan. What are we even doing here?

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I don't know what I expected when I checked out the queer ghost romance on Libby last night but sure enough they died (for real) and now I'm sad

It’s a strange feeling when after years of thinking about it and then the time to actually do all the steps my name is just…different. Got a new social security card and everything.

My prediction for Good Omens 3

probably completely obvious but the reason Project Hail Mary is doing so well (apart from being very well made) is that it is all about problem-solving, cooperation, self-sacrifice, and forming deep relationships with those from far away. All values that people feel a desperate need for right now.

Saw a local production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead tonight and the entire rest of our row didn’t return after intermission. The power of the theatre!

The trailer for the new Dimension 20 season "City Council of Darkness" has me very interested. Vampires in municipal government is really all I ever want.

Don't know what to eat for dinner? Have you considered: entire bagged salad

In a victory for the trans agenda I had my name change hearing today. This means deadnaming me is actually illegal now!

I like Powerwash Simulator but damn it hurts my hands and wrists

(at the tailors) uh clearly I dress both sides like everyone else? Have you not seen clothes before?

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Thank you to the man who donated a bunch of things (three pairs of linen shorts!) in my size to Good Will I hope you didn’t die

Sewing Youtubers will be like "I guess if you don't have a serger you can use a zig zag stitch or whatever but I'm going to use the serger because I'm not a fucking peasant"

Why, after years of scrutiny, isn’t there any evidence that large numbers of children were given irreversible treatments without assessment? “The journals are corrupt! And the doctors are corrupt! And the debate was suppressed! And the data is coming out any time now!” Like listen to yourselves

I have a blanket with my cat’s face on it. It’s amazing, but it does mean I think I see him out of the corner of my eye all of the time because I see the color of his fur.

Kissing a banana slug at sixth grade outdoor education in Santa Cruz was a rite of passage in our pocket of Northern California

Being back on Tumblr is fun but it's less fun when you've spent 8 years in graduate school analyzing texts.