yknow I can't help but think of what it would've done to my brain if ChatGPT was around when I was at my lowest, before I went to therapy, before I worked on myself, when I was just angry and alone and scared I'm pretty convinced that it would've made everything way worse, in horrible ways

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Listening to our head of IT complain about receiving AI support from some company while defending his use of AI for code is sure something

me, 10am on a weekday, at work, actively in a meeting: i'm just gonna,,, lay my head on my keyboard for a sec,,, 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 me, 2am, every single day: you know, maybe it's time to do that messy craft project? or scrub the toilet, haven't done that in like a week! or maybe 80s synthpop dance party!!!

I am going to sleep for twelve hours

Ah yes, doing spreadsheets in Microsoft Copilot, exactly what I always dreamed of

little guy fell asleep on my tummy 🥹

Hold music would be much less annoying if it wasn't interrupted every 45 seconds with "all agents are busy with other callers, please stay on the line" like no shit champ if they weren't busy with someone else I'd be talking to them, thanks though

Happy 2026 folks! Remember the reason for the season and what we're living for going into this brand new year: Revenge. We'll make them pay.

Business Couples baffle me The owners of the company I work for are married and they have like...weekly meetings booked with each other You live together, you're telling me that you need to schedule time to talk? Wild

if nobody got me, I know Saint Christopher got me 🙏🙏🙏 (survived driving home in a white out, after dark, roads solid ice, no lanes, bald tires) (and that's Pure Michigan™️)

yknow, there's a whole world of music that I haven't experienced and a lifetime wouldn't be enough living in the imperial core, it's easy to not be exposed to...anything else, really so recommend me your favorite current bands that aren't American, I want to expand my music

Man, so, the book serieses that I've been reading are like...clearly written For The Gays. There's queer characters all over the place. Many conflicts are resolved through talking and emotional intelligence. There are themes of redemption and forgiveness.

IT Manager That's Getting Fired Soon: "I admit that I've only asked Gemini so far" Me, internally: wait did he realize that he can't just ask chatbots for everything??? IMTGFS: "I'm going to ask ChatGPT too"

I spent all of my work meetings today applying for new jobs Feeling: Accomplished

Me: oh hey I have a little bit of money left after all the Christmas stuff, I'll put that toward my outstanding taxes IRS: yeah we never received your return for 2024 Me: .....what? I sent it months ago IRS: lol oops also you owe us late fees now too

....harsh but fair reddit-wrapped.kadoa.com/astorblue?sh...

I've had Left Eye's rap bridge from Waterfalls stuck in my head all morning

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Today's Work Music www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFH1...

I was not prepared for my kid to absolutely love Rodney McKay. It only took 1.5 episodes. "He's Berdly but in Stargate, what's not to love?" I've created a monster

[Finding a Bedbug at Work] Me: hey uhh found a bedbug, do we report this? Boss: oh ewww 🤮🤮🤮 Me, who worked at a library then a thrift store: I mean she's an adult and full of blood so she fed fairly recently and hasn't laid eggs, probably just fell off a patient Boss: why are you like this 🤮🤮🤮

there are currently FOUR just released or about to be released films that I want to see, which is just fucking unprecedented, (Bugonia, Is This Thing On, Wake Up Dead Man, and Anaconda)

One of my IT coworkers just decided to make some random organization-wide changes to our browser themes and bookmarks then was super perplexed when me and the one other IT guy who knows anything about computers were immediately like "DID SOMEONE CHANGE SOMETHING OR DO I NEED TO SHOOT MY COMPUTER"

Well, at least it was warm enough yesterday to melt all the ice on the street and at least the snow is pretty

strongly considering signing all of my skeets with a shrimp 🦐 I just think he's really charming 🦐

I feel like society failed when telling people "This is not a real problem. Please go outside." became rude and uncalled for instead of being something that many, many people desperately need to hear

Small talk became 1000% easier for me when I realized that it's just a show of non-aggression. You're doing the equivalent of slow-blinking at a cat every time you ask about the weather. Literally just "hey, I'm not going to attack you." I'm not *good* at small talk yet, mind you, but I'm trying.

I'm reading the newest Andrew Rowe book, Edge of the Dream, and he managed to cram the following references into one page: Homestar Runner, Dragonball Z, and Yu-Gi-Oh

Made myself a fried egg sandwich with veggie bacon, Kraft singles, and a ton of mayo and horseradish mustard on toast for lunch/dinner 💕💕💕

🗣️I MISS ELEVATOR MUSIC🗣️ (that's me shouting it from the rooftops)

my darling child is playing a horror game and showed me a thing called a Crimson Father and........ that's Gary, that's Dream Gary

lately, I've found that jerking off is kind of boring so I've been working on Ogtha-ing myself and have just decided to start replacing Pavlov with Ogtha in all contexts

I think I'm going to learn Malay

Luxury item I'd have the hardest time giving up: electric blankets 🔌🛏️ I was going to say heating pads but blankets are more versatile and can be used as a heating pad in a pitch, and a full body one at that 🫠

Today, I had a client yell at me because she's not receiving MFA codes from our site and, after ten minutes of social manipulation and gentle parenting, it turned out that she had our number blocked

at least once a week, I start a random longplay to fall asleep (while I mentally, simultaneously play an episode of Iron Chef, it's a complex system) and moments later mutter "oh shit I used to play this game 👁️👁️"

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'd like to thank my subconscious for filling my post-dinner nap with sexy dreams about Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill

I spontaneously ordered a flamingo Christmas ornament Advent calendar, which will not arrive until after Christmas, much less Advent, but I'm unbearably excited nonetheless 🦩🎄

I love how Google is so useless now that I can search for "zoho campaigns" and have to scroll halfway down the page to get past all of the ads for other bulk email services before I get to the actual site that I specifically searched for

SIMPLY HAVING A

genuine question has anybody else gotten onto the cosmic horror anthropomorphized train crossing signs eating each other side of the internet or is it just me