I'm going to start a We Want Plates style account called We Want Passwords that documents every time a website you've used for decades suggest you log in by linking it directly to your heart monitor and inputting the systolic and diastolic numbers.

After tackling video games and anime, we’re wrapping up our 2025 Staff Picks with the best of “everything else,” from movies to music to vtubers, of last year! 👀 READ on Patreon: buff.ly/QmvKx7S

Action-packed movies, beautiful animation showcases, and long-awaited sequels. It’s our 2025 Anime Staff Picks, ranking our team’s favorite anime of last year! 👀 READ: buff.ly/HyUh41j

Happy New Year beans! Tomorrow morning we're kicking off the new year by finally announcing the winners of the uwusmolbean content awards for excellence in content creation and content engagement for 2025. Also, the love-de-lic legacy continues with Stray Children.

Oh Banana! Our 2025 Staff Picks are here! In the first article, David, @aliveinthewired.bsky.social, @evanminto.com, and @patzprime.bsky.social list their favorite video games of the past year. 👀 READ: buff.ly/IAolppk

Happy Friday perverts, happy new year, may happiness in all things find you.

Happy 2026 folks! Remember the reason for the season and what we're living for going into this brand new year: Revenge. We'll make them pay.

Ake ome my friends

Hi everyone, here's ten new music releases I enjoyed this year in no particular order. I don't have a blog or anything to put these one and didn't feel like making one so you get a thread.

🎅 Surprise! Ink and Jared are back for another special Anime Secret Santa episode of Oldtaku no Radio, this time reviewing Ghost Cat Anzu 🎧 LISTEN: buff.ly/7kcOtvp

Beans! Tomorrow! Come enjoy TOBSKristmas with the uwusmolbean video game stream! A string of gaming's great/rather frustrating ice levels until I throw up or something! #TOBSK!

Happy Friday my loves, stay cute

Add to this that social media age checks in Australia are being outsourced to KWS, a US-based subsidiary of Epic Games -- created by startup SuperAwesome (youth-targeted ad strategies). "We may share your information with our Epic Games family of companies" www.kidswebservices.com/en-US/partne...

@shinmaru.bsky.social Yaho~

Remember 12 days of anime blogging? I am keeping the old ways alive (in the wired) with my semi-regular twine essay. One article a day 14th-25th December. Please check it out! aliveinthewired.itch.io/12-days-of-a...

Happy Friday my dear friends, be kind to yourself because fuck, who else is going to?

Hideaki Anno just announced via the khara website that Gainax is officially dead and gone as a corporate entity as of December 10th: www.khara.co.jp/2025/12/11/2...

Disassociation of the Flesh (2025) #art #oc

Welp, this site is past help. I'd like to say we had a good run but we all know that would be a lie.

I'm going to bed, this starts as soon as I wake up! Get your summery/unhinged mashus in bsky.app/profile/aliv...

Happy Friday you fucking sickos

What's up beans--kick off your summer with the uwusmolbean video game stream! Taking place the day after the regular stream time. Send me some summer-themed mashus (or just some weird nonsense to react to!) marshmallow-qa.com/xo_d4rkang3l...

Occult Mania Corner twitch.tv/uwusmolbean

Lucky Star aired 18 years ago, which means it's as old as Cha-La Head-Cha-La was when Hirano Aya as Konata sang the cover in the ending credits.

♡ direction by Cube ♡ illustration by Okome Shirota ♡ character animation by Lv.1 arca NEWLY HUMAN FEELING (Music Video) | Moe Shop feat. Jamie Paige youtu.be/wb0YUbQOl1M

For the past four years I've been working to expand our Premium catalog for Kodansha titles, and it finally happened! There's so much cool new stuff to read that I struggled with how to properly get the word out about all the new series 😅

Happy Friday perverts, it's white collar Christmas party season so get out there and expense your favourite restaurant and bar

Absolutely heartbreaking that tsumino just went away with no warning, no time to download anything. I suppose providing the service for free wasn't tenable, especially in this time of uncertainty, so thanks for everything up until now I suppose.

If only there was someone who had watched a lot of historical magical girl shows, things like mahou tsukai sally and fancy lala, and had a strong understanding of the genre and how it has changed. I have no idea where we would find such a person though.

NEW PODCAST: Switch 2 and Mario Kart World In this ep recorded shortly after the release of the Switch 2, @evanminto.com and David review their new consoles and the launch title Mario Kart World. How do both the Switch 2 and World measure up against their predecessors? 🎧 LISTEN: buff.ly/g69HN3h

Happy Friday my loves, I hope you have a deeply restful weekend.

motion sickness medication taken, hopefully I won't get on the train to yaktown twitch.tv/uwusmolbean

found puni puni poemy at a thrift store and they really used to advertise anime

Reze-hen review: the people yearn bodily for Bakemonogatari (2009).

Mass Effect Monday twitch.tv/uwusmolbean

Great advances in lad technology finally allows you to take a crap with the homies.

Technical difficulties but we're still here twitch.tv/uwusmolbean Come listen to our riveting tales of year of the linux desktop

It would be really nice to play mahjong IRL again.

Happy fucking Friday sickos, I'm so tired I'm about to keel over

I've been working on this rebrand for a few months, nice to have it finally out there. Picking a new name for the company we spent years building was really hard. Hope you all like the new logo, designed by the talented @gabraelgreen.bsky.social! Excited for our upcoming announcements

Trying out Casting Whispers twitch.tv/uwusmolbean

Now that the warmer weather is finally here I really, really, really want to go to the beach and listen to Shinkiro but I know it will just make me cry.

I had a bad depressive episode this week, and completely unrelated to that we're playing this fucking thing for reasons I'm not able to articulate. That happens too often. Mass Effect on the uwusmolbean video game stream when I wake up.

Just said "bau bau" to a guy in a FWMC shirt just now and he looked at me like I was an idiot.

Happy Friday perverts

Guess it's that time of year

Excellent meme news today folks, Jon Bois says "such a thing" in this video youtu.be/ReH8ktdiKJQ?...

After talking about it for ages, tomorrow I am finally checking out the Ocarina of Time randomiser. This will probably go very, very poorly but we'll see. Regular uwusmolbean time and uwusmolbean place.

Yeah?