Did you know this fact about the end of Pink Floyd's "Young Lust," @bretsaunders.bsky.social ?

Six more weeks of this, Colorado. Hope you’re ok

ME: how’s it look MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good ME: what is it MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms ME: that sounds expensive MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?

Is this song about you, @bretsaunders.bsky.social? youtu.be/h2kUX_Fmj7k?...

I live in a crime ridden city

It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.

"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."

Good Morning! So apparently they are now weaponizing law enforcement against our citizens, including elected officials. For New Yorkers. 👇 www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...

Americans still think bad things will never happen to them, so they don’t care.

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

Not in this lifetime, buddy

Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.

This right here......

Zero! 😳

Even Putin would be embarrassed by this.

All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! TGoV 1.1 #ShakespeareSunday #Milan

F you Dan Bishop But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection: noun; a violent uprising against an authority or government. Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽

Up is down

Saturday afternoon, doubtful this will be seen. But if it makes even one person feel peaceful for twelve seconds, that'll work. "Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure... My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿 🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋

This is truly a nightmare we can’t allow to continue . www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

My house is always like twenty minutes away from being really tidy. But I just don't have those last twenty minutes in me

May the fourth be with you, Illinois.

Carl Sagan reciting a poem on relativity: "There was a young lady named Bright, Who could travel much faster than light. She set off one day, in a relative way, And returned the preceding night."

"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"

"Hey assholes. You deported a 2 year old American citizen along with a 4 year old battling cancer. Fuck all of you. Don't expect to see me, later"

If you invested $100 into $TSLA in 2021, you would now have $50. Trump's masterpiece plan is working— the golden age begins... going down!

If we make it through this dark period with democracy intact, it may be because the administration's incompetence was greater than its depravity.

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Daily Loki 🥰 #cats #catsofbluesky #catmom

If someone should be sent to a foreign gulag to die because they have a history of domestic violence, can we do Pete Hegseth next? He's also got gang tattoos.

This is a shockingly brazen FU to the Supreme Court. No previous administration (not even Nixon's) would have done this.

This "WHO'S NEVER COMING BACK" document published by the White House should be "EXHIBIT A" in any forthcoming hearing where a judge/justice has asked the White House to prove how it is "facilitating" the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I just saw on the local news that Trump is pushing back on returning a wrongly arrested man? WE DON'T KEEP INNOCENT PEOPLE IN JAIL BECAUSE THEY"RE NOT WHITE, YOU FUCKED UP MORON.

20,000 in ruby red Utah on their feet, in community, and ready to organize for a better world. A better world is possible.

The orange felon says he would love to deport US citizens to the inhumane El Salvador mega-prison if it were legal for him to do it. He was always going to make his way from immigrants to US citizens of color because a racist white supremacist fascist criminal piece of shit.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA): "I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"

[walking past a guy standing outside of his car with the engine running] My brain: STEAL IT AND RUN OVER HIM WITH IT

This is a dark comedy. Too dark