Hey girl u are sexier than the victory of the political economy of labor over the political economy of property

should I remake twitter….. no shade but this shit is not giving

Radio Al Hara with “The Positive and the Negative” by Minoru Muraoka once AGAIN oh girl

he gendered me correctly

unlearning object permanence

I think about this every day

People are so rude to me and lana del rey

when he doesn’t watch ur story on the day u posted a song that was kind of just for him so u have to post it again two days later

People dislike me because I’m a born intellectual

me: I think I like him me: [ missed shot day ]

the hottest thing a man can do is pretend to be me

just had a guy quote one of my own tweets to me

The 4 humours theory of business

in the last 48 hours alone I have seen a dramatic and drastic change in people facing the DJ booth

i'm drinking water. it's my favorite drug

I wish my male mom friend and I were both programs in the matrix

made the mistake of looking at this guy I’m trying to get over’s twitter and all he does is post pics of him with his shirt off I’m soooo horny

Guys what are some mentally healthy activities I can do today. I’ve already done composting and taking a bath.

texting my worst and most evil hoes “wyd” after a full day of multiple successive $10-15 purchases ❤️

Instagram “business” pages r so funny like oh this Personal blog wants to fuck

nothinggggg tastes as good as answering the question “what music have you been listening to lately?” feels

might do some gender today idk

I hope this email finds my wife

am I allowed to be hot on here

knuckle tattoos that say “khoresht polo”

imagine how good it would feel to be a cow getting milked. having your udder squozed like that oh id moan so loud

I’m making waves in the water community, also known as the ocean

idk what shifted this year but both NYFW and TIFF are sooo uninteresting to me like the very idea of celebrity holds no appeal

Parkdale gotta have the worst grindr grid in the city y’all cannot be serious about gentrifying this neighbourhood

me when he exhibits behaviours: 😵🤩😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵😳😳🤤🤤🤤

A moment that is so goated

getting a crazy new hair style while a multi hour dnb YouTube mix plays in the background

that thing gay guys do where they wear a cartoonishly ostentatiously patterned suit with nothing underneath needs to die immediately in fact it needs to have died months ago

Understanding the RICO Charges in Atlanta crimethinc.com/AtlantaRICO An analysis of the RICO case targeting those accused of trying to #StopCopCity. By indiscriminately lumping together scores of strangers in a fabricated conspiracy case, the prosecution aims to criminalize protest itself.

turns out that doing half the alphabet worth of drugs in a riverside forest for three days with my best friends was actually exactly what I needed for my Mental Health so no i will Not be paying for that therapy appointment thanks

have been trying my best to avoid the totalizing flatness of complaining about an ex but finally my ex has given me the gift of his being so delusional & self righteous that I now feel free to gripe unrestrained

Hoisted! By My Own Petard

seemingly illegal for me not to crush on a new capricorn wherever I go

if u need me I’ll be having raw sex at the designated festival safe space tent

I have to be the sluttiest queer person at the three-day beachside techno festival in rural ontario for some reason

hmm i see you partake in some specific behaviors

to feel is to latina

been fucking a guy who keeps saying “that was intense” and then yesterday he asked me to explain if he was nonbinary

girl this party blows! let’s go consult some oracle bones

Basically, I’m me 👍👍👍 . Hope this helps 👍

i’m always saying stuff like “girl just consult the oracle bones”

back in the day when a girl wanted to know if a guy liked her she would have to place tortoise shells into embers until they cracked & fissured from the intense heat, and divine the future from those ruptures’ cryptic forms. now she must confine herself to Posts.

hate that I was born in the age of human history where having romantic interest for someone is ultimately primarily articulated through the carrying out of petty acts of digital surveillance and cryptography, and not something gay & life affirming like elaborate flower arranging or smtg