The Unahugger
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(Lecturing on powers of two) now eight is big, itās over two more than four
29 days ago
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Holy shit. I think I just had an actionable business insight
about 1 month ago
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Come ray nor shine
about 2 months ago
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Just fell off an escarpment
2 months ago
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Good Friday? Yeah, they usually are! Ahaha happy weekend yall āļøš
2 months ago
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One of my most capable marshals (or so I thought) just made a tactical blunder š¤¦
2 months ago
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Watching a pot right now⦠fucking boil already!!
2 months ago
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Foreshadowing >>> foreshortening
2 months ago
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(Quote tweeting) Iāve been screaming about this for years
2 months ago
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Any ideas?
2 months ago
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Rules for thee but not for me >>>
2 months ago
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A message to all children: GROW UP!!
2 months ago
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Blossoms feat. out-of-focus bald eagle
2 months ago
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āHonestly, being a eunuch hasnāt affected my life one way or the other.ā -The Nonchalant Eunuch
2 months ago
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Just muttered the words āmy enemiesā¦ā aloud while grocery shopping
3 months ago
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Mental health is real, and itās coming for you
3 months ago
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The mesmerizing process of manufacturing pink popsicles
3 months ago
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Shrinkflationāwhat, you mean my hyper-niche fetish?
3 months ago
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As a software developer, there is no demon more loathed than the User. They must be oppressed and their wishes subverted
3 months ago
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My friendsāve had enough of the city life so theyāre moving out to Organic Valley
3 months ago
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Charming period hovel with original dirt floors
3 months ago
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Whippersnappers, youngāuns etc have so much to learnā¦
3 months ago
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Just learned a new swear
3 months ago
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She has a regal stature
3 months ago
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Iām gonna make a prediction
3 months ago
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Hey babe I just sent you an Onion article
3 months ago
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Singing my favorite Radiohead songs but replacing the lyrics with e.g. āMy wi-ife is an Israeli, I love Israelā as a biting critique
3 months ago
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The weather is null outside
3 months ago
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Once I was biking and didnāt realize another cyclist had snuck up behind me to draft and I blew a snot rocket on him.
3 months ago
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Being avoidant rules. I never have to have difficult conversations. And if that bothers you, youāre abusing me! Iām just avoidant
#facts
3 months ago
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My trad buddy has scrofula
3 months ago
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Is there a heteronculus?
3 months ago
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Are there other types of monculus besides homo?
3 months ago
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My bong broke the other day so I went and got a replacement. The clientele at the head shop is approx one million times more tweaky than at dispensaries. Havenāt seen people like that in ages. I forgot they exist
3 months ago
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āBy the same tokenā why would you reuse a token? Broke ass
3 months ago
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(Standing up to leave the bar): Well, better quit while Iām a- (points to my head) head
3 months ago
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Apple music liner notes describe this as ādizzying Teutonic tranceā
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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After all these years, I remain delighted by emojis
3 months ago
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Iām backstabbing your ass
3 months ago
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Well, my worst nightmare has come true: Iām a kid again and thereās a dinosaur chasing me through my old elementary school
3 months ago
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My buddy Johnny-Come-Lately has been coming a lot lately
3 months ago
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Ran out of powdered gatorade
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Finished work an hour early. Now to get stoned out me gourd and bike 40 miles. False spring, baby
3 months ago
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Mumbo jumbo <<<
3 months ago
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Didnāt ask, your honor
3 months ago
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My dog has some beliefs that are outside of the mainstream
3 months ago
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My dog has some interesting opinions on the doordash vs cooking dynamic
3 months ago
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My dog has solipsistic tendencies
3 months ago
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My dog has an inflated sense of self-importance
3 months ago
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