His sense of joy and merriment: stolen

Women wake up every morning slaving away in the cuntmines just for an ounce of she her and you want me to give you a they them just for wearing jnco jeans?

I'm here to erase bisexuals

girl shut the fuck up

My first words as a baby were "goo goo ga ga", mocking my immigrant parents' broken English.

need it to be fat boyfriend Friday soon or I'll kms

just found a guy named Judson

sorry kitten didn't mean to go crazy style on those mangos

leftover birria taco gonna run through me like tomb raider tonight

decided I wanted a roasted sweet potato in an hour so I simply put one in the oven. life is so beautiful

some of you should wait for skinny dick saturday to post

I found this picture of my beautiful great aunt Qasima before the Islamic Revolution in Iran. Can she get a few likes?

happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate

so there's this biblical allegory 🫦....

went to trader joes and they put me in stirrups and pulled out the speculum

I need to have kids with a beautiful dyke

If you're pure of heart you can drunk drive without harming anyone

me and the other eunuchs are fomenting palace intrigue without you because we fucking hate your vibe dude :/

if you thumbs up react something on teams chat I will kill myself on the next video call we're on together

alt text on your selfies.... how masturbatory....

every other post is this or a mid white guy selfie GET ME OUT OF HERE

almost cyberbullied a man within an inch of his life and then saw his penis. lowered my gaze and minded my own business

love you boots but let's wrap it up baby

what if I give myself gout with deli meats. what then

I am sick of scrolling past sodomites. Where are the beautiful women with brilliant minds

This feels unserious

found out my Internet crush is 5'8 and went flaccid midgoon

writing thank you notes to those who enjoy my poetic voice (posting)

lotswife.hamberder

I am a content (/kənˈtɛnt/) creator

gayguys is different than gay guys

gay

Whats going on with mycareer

look at my beautiful fur baby 🥺

There are only 6 genders.

tits? ass? bro his knuckle hair

lotswife.boyfriend

a delicious Israeli breakfast to help me focus this morning 🥰

babe do you believe me or those lying ass oracle bones

why aren't I in a starter pack yet. I'm a taste maker

was the dollar domain worth it

Guards! Circumcize him!

adding the stinkbugs that live in my apartment to my renters insurance

Is it too late to vote

okay now why did Joe Biden die

I should be allowed to send death threats. as a treat

kamala IS scat

just bought a gun from a TJ Maxx in Alpharetta