Actually feminists fought for my rights to be a shit mom

in my “main character era” again: floating around nyc in uncomfortable shoes blasting vibe music in my headphones while wasting absolutely irresponsible amounts of emotional energy on a man

Seriously everything is too fucked up for me to be a vegetarian too

Fuck it i guess i eat bacon now

Brb texting all my friends to tell them my therapist says im not crazy

hydrating a lot bc im about to cry a bunch in therapy

Go straight to Fiona Apple, do not pass Amy Winehouse, do not collect $200

I have to be my therapist’s favorite for the gossip factor

The most Millennial sentences start with “my husband and my boyfriend”

unilaterally planning a meeting

I have never been more -unhinged -certain of myself 🚩

I take back everything i said about zooming

I believe firmly that zoom meetings are movement killers

How is anything real

EVERYTHING IS BAD AND I AM SO FULFILLED

and we take what we can get

STILL ALIVE

I love sending unhinged emails

when men carry books in their outer pocket 😍

This man rly got on a train to a whole other city for me

2024 is going ok so far but i had to explain who eve barlow is to my boyfriend and that was pretty terrible!

In 2024: Less group texts More group sex Shana tova

babe get in we’re freeing palestine

going to start bullying my zionist cousins who wont stop posting hasbara in the family whatsapp by posting pics of me in a keffiyeh jfc

The most Jewish thing I have ever done was marching across 5th Avenue in front of St Patrick’s Cathedral and Sak’s carrying a Palestinian Virgin Mary on a litter chanting “long live the intifada” on Christmas Eve

Suddenly I’m surrounded by people in my life telling me I can go to Iraq

went to therapy 🫡

You guysss my boyfriend brought me back orange shoes from tunisia

The fact that 70 days into genocide people are finally trying to work their way out from under the regime of jewish feelings is evidence of what the Jewish Feeling Paradigm was always supposed to be for. The rest of us were horrified and not confused from day one, babes!

What’s it like thinking about anything other than genocide in Gaza?

Getting thrown out of galas bc my boyfriend thinks its hot

مرحبًا من القاهرة 🩷

CARRIE BRADSHAW COULD NEVER

This letter by a large group Harvard faculty is very good. We'll likely need some version of this at many institutions around the country in the weeks to come. medium.com/@acfreedomfa...

I was just the only person other than the conductor on the last metro north train to wherever Connecticut and i feel like i’ve just achieved an entirely new life experience

I dont want to talk about war i want to talk about the smol bean myth of mary shelley

i just had the most romantic experience of my life ok

how is it possible one person can feel so much of every possible feeling all at once and not simply come apart at the seams

cant get out of bed today

are you fucking telling me I need to learn what a discord server is fuck off

TS Eliot girls to the front

wrestling god in my dining room (trying to read Bakhtin for class)

my writing partner in gaza and i used to text one another “how are you?” now we haven’t asked in weeks. it would be a stupid thing to say. instead we just say “i love you” and get to work.

In fact the way that a global chorus of people who don’t even understand anything about Palestine and Israel rose up to “condemn hamas” is clearly now nothing less than a prelude to genocide

we are still magic you see, just ours is one of love and small things — and oh how I wish this thimbleful were enough for the whole wide world

Hey this is a really fucked up time for me to realize my arabic is competent 🤯

I need larry david to do an episode about issuing condemnations

I literally got shingles because of this fucking war

I didnt realize genocide came with a clause that victims get to do it to the next guy