Step 1: put Kristi Noem’s face on every screen in the security lines at airports Step 2: deliberately make all the security lines much longer and more painful Step 3: assume people won’t blame the face on those screens

I just Doordashed dessert to motivate me to eat my dinner. #LifeHack #HackYourSystem

Darn

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Life is hard, a new series starring CHiP. #Caturday 🐈😸

The Supreme Court handed Trump a narrow 6-3 defeat in in case that obviously should’ve been 9-0 against him. That proves the system is working.

5. A visual look at analyses of the impact of tariffs.

What kind of odds are the prediction markets giving for "live infarction?" I'm just asking questions here...

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

We need to stop calling them "Boomers" and instead use the term "Children of #Antifa."

Do the Catholic Church next!!!!

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

It is a perfectly cromulent take.

What a career. Top Gun, ER, and now THIS! "Anthony Edwards named NBA All-Star Most Valuable Player after Team USA Stars win championship game in new USA vs. World format."

The hard part about insulting stupid people is that they think the attention is a compliment.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Brudder Cuddles 🐈

I heard at the weekly meeting that our Antifa overlords approve.

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Et tu, Strong Bad? @hrwiki.bsky.social

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

"The system will collapse if the Epstein survivors see real justice" or, "Too pig to fail."

The literal divide between the right and the left.

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

What she said…

Happy #Valentines from @rbreich.bsky.social and me!

Enjoy your #VD, my loves.

Roses are red Violets are nice Nazis are bad Abolish ICE

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

I need to clear something up for us all. While yes, punching Nazis is fun, we need to stop glorifying the Nazi punchers because violence is not the answer. Did that kid get what he deserved? No. He was an asshole seeking attention. He was trying to upset people. He won that interaction.

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face...

I loved being an educator. It was so fulfilling and amazing. (And, I was pretty decent at it.). But I can't go back to teaching in Iowa, even if my body would allow it. Not with the current climate. #teach #edusky #iowa #resist As always, thanks to @laurarbelin.bsky.social for covering education.

That are who we thought they were....

Good gawd, that's @jessicatarlov.bsky.social entrance music! From the top rope, via @atrupar.com

But Director Noem said not one person has been sex trafficked since our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump took office to make America great again. So I'm confused I guess.

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FACTS DON’T MATTER! Near Future Game Show! Host: “Sorry, Arthur, your answer was actually correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point also goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.” :-)}

Appreciate that Jess Djukanovic is speaking out about what she went through trying to get an abortion with a non-viable pregnancy in Iowa: iowastartingline.com/2026/02/04/i...

On Monday an Iowa Senate subcommittee considered a bill that would limit no-fault divorce. Most comments strongly opposed GOP Senator Jesse Green's bill. Fellow Republican Scott Webster said he would only support the bill with major amendments. My video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfeE...

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Adopt the the RFK MAHA diet and you can have the pristine mental clarity of Mike Tyson

SAD!!!!

Hey Jason Kelce, that was some com-meh-rcial. #SuperBowl

The 1997 #Disney movie " #Anastasia " is just a rip off of " #Spaceballs." Prove me wrong.

This discourse won't die bc the issue was not really "how can I get laid?" That's just a way to personalize & disguise the real question: "how can women be returned to the status of chattel so that I have less labor market competition & get free domestic & sexual labor to boot?" THAT's political.

Spitting straight 🔥. This is the way.

“Ruled by the Epstein Class” feels like a real solid message, to me.

We somehow live now in an #oligarchy, a #plutocracy, and a #kakistocracy. That all adds up to #Idiocracy.