this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates

At the golden globes whenne The Studio won big did thei make sure to thanke Sal Saperstein?

If we invade Greenland they should call it Operation Midnight Sundown

ER dropped at 10pm on Thursdays for like 15 years, I love that The Pitt is honoring this tradition.

"this is a distraction from the Epstein files" nah i think these are just evil people doing evil things

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

The January 6th insurrection will forever be a damning stain in American history. Five years later, as Trump continues attacking our democracy, we must never abdicate our responsibility to pursue accountability and tell the truth about what happened that day. My full statement:

We need to stop pretending that the attack on Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein files, if anything the slow leak of the Epstein files has been a distraction from war plans.

Pete Buttigieg: “It’s an old & obvious pattern. An unpopular president — failing on the economy & losing his grip on power at home — decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one”

And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...

If you haven’t had a flu vaccine yet, go, now, get it… RUN. This is hands down the worst flu I’ve ever had and it’s hit everyone in my family. We’re two weeks in and it’s exhausting and painful. Please wear a mask and get a vaccine. Protect yourself and your loved ones.

I need you all to understand that to be accused of "inciting racial hatred" in France is like being thrown out of the KKK for saying the n-word too much. These people literally gave literary awards to a book that was "The Birth of Nation II: This Time It's Muslims."

I made the New York Times mortadella cookies which, it turns out, are delicious because Claire Saffitz is a smarty. My mom went from “oh those look so much like something I hate to” to “make this every year.”

There is a noise outside my office window that can best be described as "construction whalesong" that has been going on for like two minutes and it is awful. You know those famous humpback whales that hang out at construction sites. Famous in New England cities.

30 years ago this month, the New York Daily News ran this article bemoaning how complicated coffee had become, bemused by Dalton's introduction of pumpkin spice coffee and Starbucks' eggnog lattes, noting that specialty coffee "is a fad--like breweries. It's already peaked."

I just got an email that Uber accepts cash now, they really hav just retroinvented cabs.

I think it would be cool to have an astronaut president.

Wake Up Dead Man is such a gorgeously shot movie.

I love Joseph Gordon Levitt's tiny cameos in the Benoit Blanc movies. Absolutely perfect.

Do you think #Pluribus is Vince Gilligan's Covid show? It's all about infection, and Carol spent a couple episodes isolated.

All memos should be in Wingdings.

Are we really politicizing fonts?! I am so confused. Do I have opinions about fonts? Yes, of course, I will never not be myself, but that's just style.

Last night I found out that there is a streaming service called The Network and I lost my mind laughing.

"detention feels like torture, and for me, it was only three days. Many women in those cells had been in the system for months, even a year."

Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341 From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling

I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)

All I want to know with the Netflix/WB/HBO acquisition is if this means there will somehow be one less streaming service.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Yes. This is the way.

Marketing Wicked to children was a mistake.

I am increasingly convinced the NYTimes is using AI to write recipes. Cover cranberry sauce in chocolate shell! Make a pie out of delicata squash! Normal things!

Just a reminder that the reason MTG is breaking with Chump is that he fucked her on her planned Senate run. This is a contract dispute to her, she doesn't give a shit about women or anything else. It's still funny to watch but treat it accordingly.

So, Vince Gilligan used to write for The X-Files, says Pluribus, I would have never known.

It is remarkable that *multiple* Vice Presidents have shot a person while in office.

Breaking News: A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to continue paying for food stamps during the government shutdown. SNAP, which aids 42 million people, was set to run out of funds on Saturday without intervention.

Pretty wild that the man who was the inspiration for a whole bunch of villains in 80’s and 90’s movies straight up destroy the White House like he was the villain in a movie from the 80’s or 90’s.

Why couldn't they have just given him one of those weird little islands in Dubai that is shaped like the US and told him it was real, he could build and smash all the things he wants?

Who in 2025 says "I want a ballroom" it's 2025. Who says "Ballroom?" Is he going to fill it with ballpit balls? He's not very smart.

Do we think The Louvre is going to keep the cases empty on display when they reopen, like the Isabella Stewart Gardner, until the jewels are found?

I had a 5 page paper due at 1 and hadn't started at 8:30 but had no morning classes, so I sat in my dorm room with music playing and my computer unplugged from the internet and totally missed all the news about 9/11 until I emerged and someone had scribbled it on a whiteboard in the hall.

he’s gonna end up inventing antisemitism from first principles lmao

I need to know if they know that being opposed to antifa means that they're just admitting that they're fascists.

The biggest F-U to Trump will be if the Nobel committee awards the Peace Prize USAID.

behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol

I'm not saying Taylor Swift is Leonard Cohen, but everyone who was clutching their pearls about Wood yesterday would die if they knew about Chelsea Hotel 2.

My hot take is that The Life of a Showgirl isn't a fall album, and I didn't know albums have seasons. It's spring/summer. It sounds like it wants to be played outside while dancing, not curled up in a cardigan with a hot drink.

I am feeling particularly moody about this, but I am starting to think that maybe Blue Bikes around colleges are a mistake. Take them away. Make sure kids know that bikes aren't allowed to go the wrong way down one way streets through red lights and crosswalks and nearly hit pedestrians.

So is the Tylenol thing a cover for the UN meltdown?

a million and one reasons to be furious about the autism/tylenol press conference but telling pregnant women they should really really "tough it out" rather than get pain relief is the one that's ... wow it makes me mad