kate bush running past sisyphus

If you use an LLM tool to write code I judge you.

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Suddenly reminded of how, when we were in elementary school, we used to flip the pats of butter they gave us at lunch up into the cafeteria's ceiling, where they would stick and stay, until it got hot as fuck come May, and then they'd start melting and falling down into some kid's food.

Your dog dreams about you at night.

"Dungeon Crawler Carl" is like a Christmas RomCom for RPG nerds. Fun popcorn that doesn't make you feel bad for eating it.

The Epstein Files release on Friday so of course we're declaring a war on Tuesday.

I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.

i am very much looking forward to his death

A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet

I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today. www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

Forever going to be referring to the peanut butter inside of a Reese’s Cup as the “yolk”

The same people who tell me it takes more muscles to frown also tell me I should exercise more.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Those who build walls are their own prisoners.

Instagram has suspended our account based on a vague, undefined reason. They want us to upload photographs of official ID cards to get re-instated, and we're not going to do that. So that's it for Instagram.

My wife is far less impressed with my ability to fart the tune "Three Blind Mice" than I am.

Those amphetamine-fueled, overnight, unhinged posting sessions can take a toll.

I am not a fan of the trend to break television seasons or movies into multiple parts.

Listen, Tenar. Heed me. You were the vessel of evil. The evil is poured out. It is done. It is buried in its own tomb. You were never made for cruelty and darkness; you were made to hold light, as a lamp burning holds and gives its light.

I lost the LDB challenge at the fucking POST OFFICE in the fucking FIRST DAY.

Psycho Kitty, qu’est-ce que c’est?

It’s my birthday. Tell me something you like about yourself.

Infinite are the arguments of mages.

Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!

Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche.

Stop trying to make Tom Steyer happen. It's not gonna happen.

In bed by nine and not a peek, Or dingus meets the horrid beak

“I think,” Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, “that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live.”

If your company's hiring process includes an "AI-run Skills Evaluation" you have told me many things about it, not the least of which is "do not work for this company."

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I got into the Pixies _because_ of the Beatles. I was a super-hesher. My father forced me to listen to Sgt. Pepper one day and it _blew my mind open_ and I was able to look outside of Kerrang! and Casey Kasem.

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

this arrived so my car is now legit

"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

sometimes i’m tempted to look up whatever it is people are talking about on here, but it has done wonders for my mental health to get out of that habit

My Plur1bus theory is that the Signal is a weapon designed to humanely euthanize a planet's population.

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

The only people who care about the distinctions between "Pedophilia," "Hebephilia" and "Ebhebophilia" are pedophiles.

We Are Marshall We Will Never Forget 1970.11.14

<taps the sign> "Smart" home devices are a Bad Idea and you will always regret them.

Who has two thumbs and has successfully used chore-after-chore to procrastinate from doing Actual Work all day?

@warlabel.bsky.social help

<Vader voice>This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Dick Cheney. It will soon see the end of that sex pest, Cuomo.

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends