LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

fun fact ! did you know if you take your foot off the accelerator while driving your car will slow down ?? brakes aren't needed every time someone in front of you slows down if you're driving correctly ✨

i'm not parasocial .. unless it's a fanfic author then i'm very parasocial 🤘😔

From magical marriages, to solving urban myths, to bloody psychological thrillers! Never say shoujo manga doesn't have the range 😌🔪💖 See if you can find a shoujo read for you this Halloween! 🎃 Let us know what you've read!

Host of the Nightmare #Bloodborne

whenever google pisses me off i go on instagram and bitch to the ceo in his dms . he'll never see it but it does make me feel better :)

it's actually so concerning the amount of middle schoolers i get in at work who can't remember which coin is which or if $20 will cover their $16.29 total

Release the Epstein Files

i figured out one of the big reasons i enjoy vintage thrifting is so i can feel what clothes are supposed to be made of - i also saw two authentic 1950s poodle skirts :)

woke up today. so there’s that.

im gonna start punching myself in the head if this doesn’t stop soon

cow tipping but instead of cows it's Kia Souls

So! Homestuck, right? ❤️😏

Thinking about garlic bread

JOB HUNTING I guess Stolas needed a second job. This place seems as good as any! #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #wafflehouse #drawing

parents monitor their children's internet activities : level impossible . now youtube , spotify and probably future apps to come - will be requiring ID verification for age to " protect the children " , like i'm all for it but how about the parents take some responsibility and do their fucking job 😐

time to make a 🧵 of all the ways i'm grateful for my boomer grandparents ( hopecore edition )

i love calling my outings with friends dates " i have a concert date sunday ! " " my date and i are going thrifting ! " " piercing date coming soon ! " like yesss i love them all so much i'm dating them all 😘😘

i found an exact replica of my childhood stuffed pig 😭 i bought her within 2mins for seeing her

i'm at the burger king with my burger queen

i almost forgot this is what it's all about 🖤

Great list with a lot of recs but I just wanna add two queer series I love so much 🙏 Until i Love Myself especially because I had never really seen the nonbinary experience portrayed in a way so closely to my own

It’s day one of #PrideMonth. Proud of my old friend, Cas. Proud of you. #ForLove 🏳️‍🌈 📸: @monicadphoto.bsky.social

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootinf stars

Why does finding out who the new pope is feel like a worldwide gender reveal party.

happy 25 years to this beautiful meme 😎 ( the song came out may 16th 2000 )

Art.

happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

I built a Playstacean!

today's been an absolute whirlwind

autobots swag out

a couple things i wanna see from @bsky.app - drafts - reactions to direct messages

Is it peanut butter jelly time yet

can you go from doechii to bauhaus to a TADC song ?

I created a Contact List for all the Democrats who voted to censure Al Green for his courageous action during Trump's recent address to Congress. Please call and let them know their cowardice and complicity is shameful. For a slightly-wonky hyperlinked pdf, please click here: tinyurl.com/bdfwdjxc

I went to a Waffle House in Ohio and an 8 year old burnt me with his cigarette

your outfit is zesty today

if i could open a blockbuster i would

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

time to rewatch bojack horseman :)

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

people either go 20 under or 20+ over , there is no going the speed limit anymore

emo night is just the gen z 80s night

really all i needed was a blinker

shoutout ao3 and bluesky for being the only things that loaded at my dentist office 🙏🏻

Abracadabra by Lady Gaga has given my life meaning again 🙏🏻

cardboard cuts are not to be messed with :(