On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

The U.S. intelligence community concluded Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman approved the killing and dismemberment of a Post columnist, making President Trump's formal dinner for the prince on Tuesday a dramatic step in public rehabilitation. https://wapo.st/3LOwEFn

"There are those who believe Brunch to be the most destructive of the horsemen. It is often followed by the demon Tapas, who ensures appetites are never more than whet. Wine will be served out of thimbles, and all will despair."

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

You know that movie Speak No Evil? Where the family lets these absolute lunatics run roughshid over them up until the godforsaken conclusion because they didn't want to seem rude? Weaponized politeness is a tool to make you docile.

"I’m looking for a lockpick set that will work on a chastity belt. I think it uses a standard lever tumbler lock. My doctor diagnosed me with something called hyperchaffing, but said it was out of her hands."

#OpenSource 🍻 it's wild how getting that small fix approved you submitted can make you feel! especially if you're already a passionate user - contributing to that open source project is just one way you can get directly involved and support its development

Man, RIP Young Bleed. Damn.

no shorts 🤝

people from a distance can’t tell who is who

Sexy Commuter Who Sits with Legs Together on Public Transportation Sexy Son Who Has a Healthy Relationship with His Mother Sexy Real Estate Agent Who Doesn't Assume the New Kitchen Is for the Woman of the House

any girl that will cheat on you will also help line you up don’t forget it brothers

Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you

This is the future I want to live in.

Went from a online bookstore to owning the internet

The Ballad of Dorothy Parker is the best song ever recorded

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses. “Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].” www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Don't leave your soul and morals in the hands of losers.

One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol

Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.

Entire plane smells like harðfiskur I may fuck around and vom

unguarded

I lived a good life.

If Charlie Kirk had that shit on (Maison Margiela, Rick Owens, Balenciaga) he wouldn’t have got specced out like that.

i make that hardcore thuggin shit couldn’t care less if the bitches love it

Huh

NOT PLAYIN WITH YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS ALLAHUAKBAR youtu.be/APMj5bA2t9c?...

wow lol my jaw actually dropped. bold as brass!

If whatever reason Bluesky fails I can promise you, you will not catch me on social media other than LinkedIn (needed for my job occasionally) and Reddit but I don’t

Pulling cards 🫶

all the construction worker niggas posting the shit outta that sacai collab

I think I am going to try one year without the internet.

Jay Elec my favorite rapper

that Isaac sellam perfume bottle looks so cool I love his lil staple detailing w the leather goods always so nice

high-rizq maneuver 📿

The Nigeria leather industry is estimated to generate at least $600-million a year, but most of it goes to people in the middle. The shoes, bags, and belts assembled from this leather will bear labels like “Made in Italy” but give no credit to the Nigerian workers who did the dirty first steps.

the only way to protect yourself from a large loss is taking a smaller loss.

"I never stood with Bibi."

Lfg Bud!

New from @tinanguyen.bsky.social and me: Charlie Kirk's shooter left behind bullet casings with a furry sex meme and a bunch of Helldivers video game references. Subreddits for Helldivers immediately picked up on it. www.theverge.com/politics/777...

"The dialogue on the female torso emphasizes the mutually beneficial bond between the creator and the recipient of the artwork. The creator and recipient seem to share some sort of agreement, some sort of deal. Viewed in that light, the artwork becomes the art of the deal."

The Happiest

Zohran wants universal childcare for everyone in this city and I hear people who NEED this asking 'OK but how will he pay for this?' I'm like 'bitch I haven't heard your ridiculous ass ask ONCE how the city is paying 11 BILLION A YEAR FOR COPS.' NOT ONCE. So damn demagogued.

I’m gonna get right to this shit

one thing is for certain: these weights will never lie to you.