Maybe don’t mock the thinnest-skinned man in the solar system for having “chickened out” of committing a genocide.

The White House denies reports that it is considering using nuclear weapons in Iran.- AFP

The Artemis II crew report seeing a yodel package on the far side of the moon addressed to 19 riverbank, Walkford.

Pretty sure in the time Artemis II was out of contact the crew had time to dress as aliens

After scientists rejected Donald Trump's plan to send a mission to the sun Donald Trump attacked their credentials. "THESE SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. MY MISSION TO THE SUN WELL BE AT NIGHT WHEN ITS COLDER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. DONALD TRUMP"

Wow. This looks fab.

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Im proud to be English and even prouder to be British. But these flags right now are not showing patriotism- they are a show to intimidate our communities and cause division. If youre actually patriotic... Come and help make this country better. The organisations below (continued....)

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Shout out to the bus drivers who don't move the bus until the elderly person has sat down, I see you.

National Raise the Colours founder Ryan Bridge was arrested last night on Abingdon Road for public order offences. Bridge himself had called the police when an Oxford resident lay under his cherry-picker van. Mobile phone footage from local residents shows Bridge shouting “I’ve been arrested!”.

Saving money on gas starts with smarter alternatives to owning a car. With an e-bike that can handle groceries, commutes, and school drop-offs, you can transition to a one-car family, using it for daily trips and saving thousands each year. #risinggasprices #gasprices #cargobike #ebike #SaveMoney

Honestly, I sometimes think there are people out there who carry a piece of paper with “In… out” written on it to remind themselves to breathe.

I tried some aero bars once. Didn't make me quicker.

UK currently generating 112% of its electricity demand (with the extra 12% being transferred or stored) Gas is generating < 12% So UK is currently meeting 100% of its electricity needs via renewables ❤️ ☀️ 💨 🌳

Universal Basic Income works. It works extremely well because what people need is cash, trust, and dignity, not paternalistic bureaucratic hoops to jump through to exist. And yes we can afford it because the lack of it is very costly. UBI should be seen as an investment with a large expected return.

Man arrested in Derby after car hits multiple pedestrians, with some seriously injured

Worth every penny

This is such a cute way to reopen a much needed station.❤️🐶🚝❤️

Good to see the police not prejudging. "The electric bicycle was being ridden dangerously" It looks like the car has turned across the path of the cycle (which may be an illegal cycle) and onto the wrong side of the road at the junction. Unsure until facts are known www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"I need a picture to sum up how the country feels about Keir Starmer" "step right this way"

I want to talk to you about cycling and hip arthritis It surprises a lot of people, and needs to be more widely understood I have a hip replacement next month, this thread is my experience, but I know others have found the same 🧵

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Once my partners' nephew was the kid on the DalR and the guy at the front didn't move/notice. Luckily a anotyer commuter new the rules and intervened. So that guy got a request to move from...Sadiq Khan

We live in a bizarre world where it's fine to drive a 2 tonne metal box farting filth into the air to a Drive Thru, but the drink you buy there must be consumed through a crappy paper straw "for the sake of the environment".

If you attack Jewish people, or organisations, purely because they're Jewish, then you are utter scum. I've zero tolerance for anti-Semitism.

How do these clever people misread the visceral hostility to Labour amongst former supporters? IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ECONOMIC POLICY. It's that Labour has done nothing to dismantle, indeed has supported, the forces pulling Britain ever further Right.

And this is an exact reminder of why we must stand against both Antisemitism and Islamophobia. The cynical forces who seek to divide our communities must never win. We will stand together.

If you're replying to a post about torched ambulances in London with a point about Israel, you've crossed the line into antisemitism. And you're doing absolutely nothing to help any cause. Even if you consider yourself one of the good people. Maybe especially so. You've just caught racism.

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republican of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.

Hope someone has checked with TFL

Interesting example in the FT this morning of a question headline that doesn’t fully follow Betteridge’s law - because the answer is “No, those people can fuck off”, rather than simply ‘no’

Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer actor, dies at 54

Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86

The greatest story ever not told...

Covid nearly broke NHS "Staff were giving everything, in some cases their lives, to deliver the care needed. Shamefully, they were all but forgotten, burnt out and exposed to the virus, without even basic safety equipment.” Sara Gorton, UNISON

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Can you help on 26th April? Sign up NOW to HELP forms.gle/MLqGjfv1UbqB... North Tyneside Kidical Mass..... it's back, before they set the routes need to get an idea of what help will be available. There's cake in it for you. (either marshalling on the day or helping distribute fliers and posters)

I'm baffled by people who go to a bricks-and-mortar supermarket every week, but buy things like books online. Why would you not want to spend time in a nice little bookshop, but you're happy to go to an aircraft hanger on the arse-end of town full of baked beans?

Belateymost, but welcofole, and warmit of the heartstrales there. Oh yes. HT @saskiadanielceramics.com

We're so used to the idea that paramedic will stabilise patients at the scene before transporting them to hospital, that it's easy to forget that it wasn't always so.

We didn't just find his videos - we also found Farage's outtakes, which show when his money-making sideline is interrupted by a text message or phone call, requiring him to re-record the video, he appears quick to anger.

Time to slip a book into the works bookcase...

DID YOU KNOW the English language has many local dialects in the UK. Each is unique in some way, with extra or sometimes missing words. For example, the Post Office speak a variant that apparently doesn't include the words "DO NOT BEND"

Well, if it’s 14 March, that can only mean... naturally: the ninth anniversary of one of the finest exchanges from The Old Place