Pretty sure that culture is the conservative party

This is how I would end the news if I was reading the news.

I have low vision and carry around a cane, mostly to let drivers know I might not see them, but also so I can give their cars a couple good whacks when they're parked up on the pavement.

<chef's kiss>

Auditors and new officials have been turning over stones at the body in charge of Teesworks. Turns out the Tees Valley Combined Authority has been lending hundreds of millions of £ to connected orgs, without loan agreements, and those orgs are now struggling to repay as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...

The 43-page lawsuit alleges trademark infringement, adding that despite Bluebird’s “purported plan, it cannot bring Twitter ‘back’—Twitter never left and continues to be exclusively owned by X Corp.”

Spain to launch €60 monthly nationwide public transport pass | Spain | The Guardian share.google/dui8UgFKvhWk...

Following today’s sentencing of Paul Doyle, several people have understandably queried why he was not banned from driving for life. It’s a good question, and one I attempted to grapple with in #NothingButTheTruth in the context of repeat driving offenders.

Given it involves a car I'm going for 15 years

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

So Tommeh-ten-names wants the UK to be a Christian land again? GREAT idea! Here's what the Bible says, in Leviticus 19:33-34 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself,

Sounds about right.

The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and- "I wouldn't if i were you" The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby. He raised the sword again. "Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1

BBC News - Hollywood director Rob Reiner and wife Michele found dead in LA home www.bbc.com/news/article...

Now *that's* how you do it

Madness is doing the same thing and expecting different results

I don't think they would like mine... BBC News - US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry www.bbc.com/news/article...

Good Lord

And in the latest episode of newspapers don't know the law..

Everyone is so glib about this, but can’t you see their tiny gingerbread testicles? Are you blind?

You guys know what the British Museum and British Cuisine have in common? Everything worthwhile was robbed from far far away. Stop pretending

Divorced Friend Burning Through New Hobbies At Unsustainable Rate https://theonion.com/divorced-friend-burning-through-new-hobbies-at-unsustai-1819579466/

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

@felixfrazer.bsky.social the first choice for the part Russell tovey is playing.

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Hoy en "Como lo hacen?" Visitamos una fábrica de Punkis en china

Endanger a literal coach load of kids. Not even jailed. www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2567162...

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Malick Thiaw, Malick Thiaw, Malick THIAW, THIAW, THIAW 🎶🔊

UNITED ✊

Malick Thiaw's first goal for the club! 🙌🇩🇪

Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name | Jeremy Corbyn | The Guardian His party Jeremy's party Corbyns party Jezzas party party share.google/fvxJhhU3CiRk...

Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild: Deer Fox Rabbit Owl Kangaroo

Ah yes, it says right there in the New Tory Bastard version of the Bible how Jesus famously said "Fuck the poor and especially fuck the poor's children", right?

"I said that Nigel Farage never abused anyone in a hurtful or insulting way. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a racist twat"

If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch. We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? It was years ago. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not in a hurtful way. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not with intent. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not genuine abuse. 😮🫣😬😱 ~AA

The evidence in favour of 20 mph speed limits is overwhelming, cheaper insurance, less emissions, less car crashes, it saves the NHS, Police and councils money. But Gary from Port Talbot's commute now takes 42 minutes instead of 40 so it simply must go.

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Sublime. Assuming you get the reference. youtu.be/asUyK6JWt9U?...

Brexit, from the man who caused tens of thousands of excess COVID deaths.