lickle bit tempted to keep a detailed log of every train journey i take this year so at the end of 2026 i can do National Rail Wrapped: Disabled Access Edition so many opportunities for graphs and charts

where i create from

i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)

the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference

Challengers (2024)

If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.

first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years

Still can't stand Lando Norris.

Oscar Piastri you deserve better

a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate

my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel

Women who actually live in the world: "Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off." TERFs: "No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"

"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o” Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'

Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks? Medusa

feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47

You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality

if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS

i think the usa owes britain a great deal of thanks (we are singlehandedly responsible for them not having the most grating national anthem in the world)

unsure what it says about the field of medieval studies that i see more trans flags down this one (1) hallway of parkinson than across the rest of campus put together

Free Oscar Piastri. Let him go home and nap and not think about his useless vegetable of a teammate for two months

Because he's a charmless, sulky , unsporting little twerp.

for the most part my mother is a fairly laid back woman and reserves all her vitriol for politicians and the "bloody boy racers" on the dual carriageway outside our house the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy

i think every single abled person who talks about "the ticketmaster war" should undergo a mandatory five-gig-programme in which they're only allowed to book tickets in whatever way that event offers tickets to its disabled customers

spoiler: buying tickets for a gig still isn't Trial by Ordeal unless you have the audacity to be doing it while disabled

i HATE living in a country where the official conversations around health & social care are "how can we take support away from as many disabled people as possible?" and "should we let the transgenders into our good british hospitals?" and nowt about providing equal opportunities to disabled people

a plague on the house of anyone who responds to news of a disabled person's death with "they're healthy & unbound in heaven now" a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied

One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

everyone say well done to the big brave beautiful baby for getting dental surgery this morning and valiantly summoning the courage to curl up in front of the fire once home

i've seen so many posts the last few days from white republicans about how heartbreaking it is to "watch people celebrating the death of someone like me" respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion

Good of the telegraph to remind us that as well as racist coked up men with prior convictions for dv, the racist march led by a racist that descended into racist violence also included some racists who shop at oliver bonas & think running the church fete tombola makes them nice people

mother: oh, i like this, but i probably shouldn't spend a tenner on it me: *immediately puts it in my basket* mother: don't be ridiculous me: you bought yesterday's food didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift

i see daily debates on ig/threads/fb/etc about us american tipping culture and whether or not it's unreasonable that almost always boils down to "if u don't tip ur fully evil" meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%

it needs to be asserted at every opportunity that the catholic school shooting is the end result of detrans grifting and white supremacy

Being seen as childish is the least of your problems if youre an adult harry potter fan

now why has google photos just compiled a slideshow of pictures of my ex's cats . as if i dont have hundreds of photos of my Own Cat .

"covers more famous than the original" music round in the quiz and i feel such a strong kinship with the person that yelled "ALIENT ANT FARM" across the bar before the last question . me fuckin too lad x

i love when sims updates and renders itself completely unplayable 😍 it's my favourite thing 😍

I would say that the adoption of this somewhat throwaway statement would actually improve the online experience 1000-fold.

so endlessly intriguing watching star wars fanboys get angry that they're doing another star war meanwhile one of my core fandoms is riding high on 129 minutes of 25 year old content, a godawful novelisation, and decades of crackin fanfiction

“We’re here to talk about A levels” “Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀

move the west end to manchester (north west end) and then get rid of london entirely . that is all

ABOLISH LONDON

giving myself 30 minutes of sims time before going out and with the state of the loading screens i rate i may even fit a whole 6½ minutes of actual gameplay before having to leave!

Gonna use this post as a reading list to support the authors removing their books

The reasonable centrist liberal parties are officially to the right of the fascists on trans rights in the UK. This does not make any of them good. It makes the entire circus a fucking farce, a worthless mockery of politics and sound governance, because it's all just bigots barking at each other.

Saying this with as much love as possible, but please stop using AI generated graphics for activism. Plenty of artists willingly donate their time and work designing for activists, and always have. It's not necessary to step on an increasingly struggling group in order to promote worthy causes.

updated it a bit for my generation