a plague on the house of anyone who responds to news of a disabled person's death with "they're healthy & unbound in heaven now" a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied

One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

everyone say well done to the big brave beautiful baby for getting dental surgery this morning and valiantly summoning the courage to curl up in front of the fire once home

i've seen so many posts the last few days from white republicans about how heartbreaking it is to "watch people celebrating the death of someone like me" respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion

Good of the telegraph to remind us that as well as racist coked up men with prior convictions for dv, the racist march led by a racist that descended into racist violence also included some racists who shop at oliver bonas & think running the church fete tombola makes them nice people

mother: oh, i like this, but i probably shouldn't spend a tenner on it me: *immediately puts it in my basket* mother: don't be ridiculous me: you bought yesterday's food didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift

i see daily debates on ig/threads/fb/etc about us american tipping culture and whether or not it's unreasonable that almost always boils down to "if u don't tip ur fully evil" meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%

it needs to be asserted at every opportunity that the catholic school shooting is the end result of detrans grifting and white supremacy

Being seen as childish is the least of your problems if youre an adult harry potter fan

now why has google photos just compiled a slideshow of pictures of my ex's cats . as if i dont have hundreds of photos of my Own Cat .

"covers more famous than the original" music round in the quiz and i feel such a strong kinship with the person that yelled "ALIENT ANT FARM" across the bar before the last question . me fuckin too lad x

i love when sims updates and renders itself completely unplayable 😍 it's my favourite thing 😍

I would say that the adoption of this somewhat throwaway statement would actually improve the online experience 1000-fold.

so endlessly intriguing watching star wars fanboys get angry that they're doing another star war meanwhile one of my core fandoms is riding high on 129 minutes of 25 year old content, a godawful novelisation, and decades of crackin fanfiction

“We’re here to talk about A levels” “Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀

move the west end to manchester (north west end) and then get rid of london entirely . that is all

ABOLISH LONDON

giving myself 30 minutes of sims time before going out and with the state of the loading screens i rate i may even fit a whole 6½ minutes of actual gameplay before having to leave!

Gonna use this post as a reading list to support the authors removing their books

The reasonable centrist liberal parties are officially to the right of the fascists on trans rights in the UK. This does not make any of them good. It makes the entire circus a fucking farce, a worthless mockery of politics and sound governance, because it's all just bigots barking at each other.

Saying this with as much love as possible, but please stop using AI generated graphics for activism. Plenty of artists willingly donate their time and work designing for activists, and always have. It's not necessary to step on an increasingly struggling group in order to promote worthy causes.

updated it a bit for my generation

my (dead) grandma's (alive) next door neighbour has wind chimes in the garden and i finally understand why the sims have uncomfortable/angry moodlets when there are wind chimes on the lot

it's happening again lads

kicked out of the netflix i pay for on the basis that i committed the terrible sin of Going To University And Splitting Time Between Two Homes

terrible time to be a manc who doesn't care for oasis

i can never successfully participate in the music round of a pub quiz because any time a song plays that has featured in a @davidehrlich.bsky.social video countdown i lose track of the actual quiz and end up fixating on remembering Which countdown

the duolingo owl is a right clingy cunt i'm sick of him. he's got a nerve being so passive aggressive given i've actually completed the entire fuckin course and still don't speak the language anyway roasted owl for lunch at mine tomorrow. all are welcome but i'm getting a wing

i love having my friends over who are actually good at being wheelchair users bc they're pointing out and undertaking maintenance tasks that i wouldn't even consider

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1586

Which dinosaur is most likely to suffer from heartache and heartbreak? The billyraysaurus

why have i just seen taron egerton, a welsh man, caption a trailer with 'in theaters august 1st' how are u gnna have 3 errors in a 4 word caption 1. cinemas . in Cinemas . it's not a 'movie theatre' 2. if u insist on theatre, at least spell it right 3. 1st august!! stop bastardising date formats!!

Fraud is one thing, but lying to Gillian Anderson???

good fucking god i am gnna deliberately misplace my phone the second this race ends i'm not prepared for how fucking insufferable norris fans are gnna be about this

#BritishGP review

“don’t make it too difficult” i think we should let oscar piastri fight mclaren employees for sport

Of course in the UK it’s the Jourth of Fuly.

chronic illness is expensive (guy who just bought a pint and then grew violently nauseous within seven minutes of getting it and therefore wasted 6 quid's worth of drink)

Chappell Roan performing a hepatectomy : Baby I deLiver I get the job done.

Keep thinking about how my PIP allows me to work, and because I work as a fundraiser for a DPO, my work directly puts more disabled people into work (in accessible jobs), and just the irony of it all

Hopefully the BBC will stop showing any sort of art altogether, in case it has the wrong ideas in it.

2:44am the day after my birthday, i am baking my own birthday cake conclusion: i either need a big, airy, air-conditioned kitchen with plenty of open windows, or i need to never cook anything ever again

Sadly my proposed chant, "Prosecutions, prosecutions to certain members of the IDF and their political leadership" did not get a booking, on the spurious grounds that it "doesn't rhyme and wouldn't fit any conceivable rhythm", although I reckon it's mainly because I don't have the right contacts

me [forgetting the alamo]:

Denying disabled people financial support. Denying trans kids puberty blockers. Introducing segregation for trans people. Prohibiting dissent and peaceful protest. StarmerLabour is a very unpleasant entity.

ykno what . i'm sick to the back bastard teeth of looking up reviews for nail salons and always, ALWAYS finding some variation of "they talk about customers in their own language 😡😡" can we not skip the xenophobia for five minutes

somehow lost an entire day (i.e. recognised all the signs of yesterday being friday & the day before being thursday, yet was surprised to wake up today to the realisation that it is saturday)

i know being trans isn't a choice because why would i CHOOSE to be a man that listens to radiohead

forgot that i left my room kind of messy before leaving for a fortnight but honestly i might Weep to finally be back in a double bed tonight

it occurs to me that i have absolutely no idea whether my post delivery is functioning as normal over the summer bc my flat isn't officially part of the summer accommodation scheme so it's only me and like one other resident staying there for accessibility reasons