Sometimes it feel like having curly hair requires a PhD

I love dinosaurs so much

IM SO EXCITED FOR PERCY JACKSON SEASON 2

Something so special about being in Cincinnati and watching jd vance’s brother lose the mayoral election

I need Robert to win that damn trophy

NEW YORK CITY I AM PROUD OF YOU

In another life I’d be an mlb WAG, putting on cute outfits, going to baseball games, and wearing my husband’s jersey But for now I’m a preschool teacher ✌🏻😔✌🏻

Who went home tonight on dwts

I JUST SAW PIERCE THE VEIL

I SEE PIERCE THE VEIL FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW

If I ever apply for a PhD please just throw me in a psych ward and don’t let me out

Watching edits of my favorite baseball player instead of working on my lesson plan

Cincinnati bengals, fire the entire coaching staff and don’t pay anyone on the defense a single penny until they get their shit together.

Close enough welcome back Neal Caffrey

I am home

I want to go HOME

All I ever did was consider you

If I saw him I’d hit him with my car tbh

NACHO FRIES ARE BACK

Guys I don’t want to jinx anything but I think my frontal lobe just might be fully developed

I want a boyfriend but I do NOT want to go on dates🥴

I hate myself the most when I make a grammatical error I SWEAR I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO TOO AND TO IT WAS JUST A TYPO

Just ordered Wendy’s cheese fries and ready for watch hockey the rest of the night

The men on love is blind get more annoying every season

It’s Noah Kahan’s entire discography on repeat season

So I saved up a bunch of money to go visit these friends next summer and now they’re blocked so what should I spend said money on? 🥴💀

Should I block all my friends who literally do not acknowledge my existence anymore 😍

I wish I could redo my life knowing what I know now

Omg me and Kylie Kelce have the same favorite song on tloasg 👅

RIP Anakin Skywalker you would’ve hated the way men interpret your life story

Why is having ocd embarrassing as fuck

The more I watch the Cincinnati Bengals without Joe Burrow the more I’m convinced that he is the greatest player to ever step on to a football field…

Happy OCD awareness month to the 900+ visits to the New England Journal of Medicine in my google search history every month

How do I tell my friend that I do not want to go to this concert anymore and I want my $240 back

The sexual tension between me and buying a one way plane ticket to Boston…

Thank fuck #dwts

I LOVE HAMILTON #dwts

Voting for everyone except Hilaria 🙂‍↕️ #dwts

Can everyone please start manifesting that my favorite baseball player doesn’t get traded and also that I marry him

The collection

I have a heart!!!

I’m on some shit Jehovah hasn’t even witnessed

It’s not longer “race day” it’s “defend Oscar Piastri like my life depends on it day”

Yes Oscar be MEAN

Pledge allegiance to your HANDS your TEAM your VIBES

NOT A BROCEDES EDIT TO RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP

Ngl when Taylor said my name it was kind of a jump scare I had to sit up and lock tf in

This is why I can’t stand people who became fans during the folklore era

I was your father figure YOU PULLED THE WRONG TRIGGER