Tom and Zendaya lowkey have the same haircut right now and I think that’s cute

I AM GETTING A PEANUT BUTTER MILKSHAKE

Happy Father’s Day to Sidney Crosby. He doesn’t have any kids but if he wants them… hmu 😗

I cannot wait to hear Haircut live

Breaking News: World leaders fuming after discovering that human beings love each other regardless of race, language, religion, or the imaginary boarders created to separate us.

If Etsy sellers are going to be so fucking difficult about making a return WHY DO THEY HAVE “RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ACCEPTED” ON FOR THEIR SHOP

Is it cool that I’m rooting for 5 different teams in the World Cup…?

I hate zucchini so much I have to tell people I’m allergic to it because the smell alone makes me throw up and every time I told someone that it’s just because I don’t like it they would get irrationally offended

Boston and Scotland right now

Listing clothes on Depop feels like a humiliation ritual

Just some good old fashioned east coast winning

I’m rooting for Scotland because of how they are embracing Boston

i forgot i could be happy after a race

Did anyone else interpret honeybee as “I hope I die first so I don’t have to watch you go” or am I just morbid by default…? 😬

@mayor.nyc.gov can we put a Knicks jersey on the Statue of Liberty pls???

Ya know what would make this night even better…

MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGELS JEWISH THE POPES ON OUR SIDE KNICKS IN FIVE

I’d give anything to be running through the streets of NYC right now…

NOT EVEN A KNICKS FAN I JUST HAVE AN UNWAVERING DEVOTION TO THE EASTERN TIME ZONE

Idc if this makes me an asshole but some of these new Noah fans piss me off

wtf do you people want??? Noah to sing his entire discography front to back???? leave him tf alone wth is wrong with you people?

I’m gonna go off my meds in preparation for Noah next month. I want a biblically accurate Noah Kahan concert experience.

HAIRCUT IS ON THE SETLIST???

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

LMFAO TAYLOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I quit being a teacher so my clean chic girl era is OVER!!! My creepy snake, spider, & dragon jewelry is back and I’m growing out my nails and painting them black I’M ME AGAIN

wtf happened to max???

Just found out black veil brides covered one of my favorite my chemical romance songs?????

And I can’t even kms because I have to out live Mitch McConnell

I have absolutely no interest in being alive

I still believe in debut tv Taylor Swift (20th Anniversary Edition) October 24, 2026

I’m mourning Rue. I always knew that would be her ending but she deserved better.

Canada may have lost but at least Sidney Crosby is still hot

Can I confess something…? For as big of a nerd as I am I have never watched game of thrones

Bridesmaid dress shopping is a nightmare when my tits are a size 6 and the rest of me is a size 2

I’m claiming “what’s wrong with me” because yeah…

Guys I gave up on euphoria lmk who dies tonight or whatever

I miss who my parents were before trump

Taylor feature on Orbiter manifestation circle

Came here to fart <3

Finally watched the Dance No More music video HARRY YOU ARE SICK I loved every second of that

Had a conversation with the ocean Cried over seeing a mother playing with her 2 year old daughter at the beach Now I’m laying in bed drinking green tea and watching hockey

I love the ocean

Drunk as hell on the beach rn

Please we can’t have another pandemic I see Noah Kahan in July it’s the only thing keeping from ending my shit right now

aw hell…

This is Finn. He turns 7 today. Everyone say happy birthday.

FYP JUST SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF SOMEONE I WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT