okay but what if I already take both daily

NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars

@lizcookkc.bsky.social are you specifically being punished?

this week would have been a good time to have had my rain barrels set up

welp

we don’t talk enough about how Chicago is the most gorgeous city in the country

When you think about it, Alvin and the Chipmunks were sort of the original Beastie Boys.

to be loved is to be known

1. Hüsker Dü’s cover of Eight Miles High

the wedding present @ lincoln hall, chicago. they are so good at knowing when to get loud.

guys i accidentally posted this on twitter (meant to only post it here) and it's receiving an upsetting amount of traffic

I’m snooping around my undergrad campus for the first time in a very long time and oh boy this neighborhood is filled with weird ghosts

“with all due respect, you expect me to believe there’s a city in missouri called kansas city?” - the guy at the check in desk of this hotel

folks, I’m back at the crossword tournament

Putting my logic and rationality tools in my belt as I saddle up again today. 75k people came to town for Comicon and it hardly made a dent outside downtown and you think the whole metro is gonna shut down over Algeria v Austria? The thinking cap store is fresh out istg

there is a high school choir singing the national anthem at my airport gate

Hot people vote in the April elections, I don’t make the rules!

bismarck, north dakota

someone please place me in the burrito

on balance, I would rather social media had not achieved a ubiquity that has destroyed, perhaps permanently, the social contract and the very fabric of human connection, but otoh it’s fun that there are astronauts up in space right now who have almost certainly seen the “moon’s haunted” tweet

a small blessing of my dad’s dementia is that I’m no longer woken up every year by a call with some April Fools Day nonsense

@othersuns.bsky.social psst

more people should be in their 40s

clare is the best

the real pro move is to make sure one of those friends is a therapist

I had to read a "modern classic" in 7th grade and keep a list of new vocabulary words. I chose On the Road and my list included "benzos" and Spanish words for prostitutes.

KC built environment nerds, this is very much a work in progress but I've started tracking whether identified buildings/houses in the 1940 tax photos have been demolished and we've got them displayed on a map: kc1940.org/buildings/de...

Spring is here! 🌻 Did you know you can pick up FREE flower and vegetable seeds at the Ruiz Branch?

Lately I've been seeing a lot of Strong Opinions about movies and TV from people who seem entirely new to both mediums.

put me in, coach

It's a common misconception, "rizz" is actually derived from Tetris

Happy three-year anniversary of Erling Haaland’s International Women’s Day Crossword Puzzle That Was Actually a Word Search to all who celebrate

fuck clocks

i want to go to bed

I made it to all the Oscar-nominated shorts in theaters

i don't know what all this is about but am sad to report that i have an ICQ number older than this guy's

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I miss the robust KC Twitter hive mind of a decade ago, but I'm going to try anyway: Can anyone think of any local buildings or houses that have been physically relocated post-1940, aside from the KC Young Matrons clubhouse that was at 51st & Oak?

They don't cream And they don't dream in Kansas City

there are too many beans in my house :(

It's baffling that this type of things are only just now being said, and only just now being reported on. This has always been the case. The projected visitor numbers, tax revenues and "economic impact" were made up BS and it's undergirded the whole dangerous fraud that is hosting this World Cup.

a lesson i've learned is that roadside assistance service guys don't seem to know much about hybrids

this is exactly how my book situation went from a justifable collection to a troubling hoard

@katieiscrafty.bsky.social I was super confused by this email the other day

MOONFALL (2022)

Abby Wambach being the first athlete to leave Wasserman and state it's because the agency's leader is a creep and all over the Epstein files is not a surprise. The USWNT used to stand for things. Those now-retired players still do.

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”