Redd Kross, baby! Legends!!

Does anyone actually give a shit about "Columbus Day" as anything other than a half-assed culture war wedge?

1.5 hours after waking up at 2:30 a.m., I have reached “feeling insane” levels of not being able to go back to sleep. A great start to the week!

RIP Diane Keaton- such sad news, what an incredible talent. You probably didn't know she collected clown paintings by amateur artists, eventually publishing an entire book devoted to them

Few things have ever made me happier than the scene in this week’s episode of The Lowdown where Kyle McLaughlin and Keith David eat at the Brookside Coney I-Lander. A real treat for all the coneyheads in the viewing audience!

Stuck in my head today:

I'm in the Taco Bell. I'm in the Criterion Closet. I'm in the combination Taco Bell and Criterion Closet.

Also what is this New Morning slander?

listening to the hot and fresh album….the one everyone is talking about….that’s right it’s the new album from freakin SNÕÕPER

New Snõõper album giving me a much-needed energy boost this morning. Yes!

Major pop stars should always be at least a little bit cool. And I'm struggling to think of something less cool than marrying a big doofy football player.

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Also, BAD AT EVERYTHING. Bad writer, worse thinker, even worse person.

Everyone at CBS News should quit in protest. This is a travesty. Bari Weiss is a misinformation-peddling right-wing operative. She’s totally unqualified for this job.

Gonna be a real bummer when one of these people inevitably rolls in on the next season of Mulaney's talk show.

One Beatle After Another

I like it when you call me

And here it is: www.notus.org/oklahoma/rya...

Some very good news for Oklahoma coming up shortly. I'm not joking.

No real people have ever given half a shit

I went through and counted. There's only 1:24 of Kirk speaking in the entire documentary--half of which is him doing poorly in debates.

we're going to win

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

Vibin’.

I roll into the club like

RIP to Robert Redford, one of the best to ever do it (and a dozen other things on top of that) Here’s an excerpt from a 2017 interview that he did with Esquire, in which he discusses his career, the Trump presidency and a slew of other things all very articulately Remember him for the work

Spending Saturday afternoon with the boys.

Excited for the weekend, the time in which we forget everything that happened in the preceding week and move on to the next.

yes yes yes

It’s like when Prince died.

Goofing on Wes Anderson movies is the cheapest, most boring form of humor. Embarrassing.

The sun: too hot, if you ask me!

MJ Lenderman! He played “Something There Is About You”! A real treat for the Planet Waves heads in the audience.

RIP Mark Volman, tambourine king. youtu.be/Fb5i6UgGKo8?...

The bookstore this is based on is like two blocks from my house. Route 66 is two blocks in the opposite direction. Tulsa!

okay i also got silksong

Make Half-Hour Comedies Twenty-Two Minutes Again

Woke up at 4:30 this morning to play the video game everyone's talking about. That's right: 2005's Chibi-Robo!

Some positive vibrations for your Wednesday. Let's go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJD...

Guys, c’mon.

C'mon, cut it out everybody.

Wow!!

Excellent choice of photo. "Ta-da! Here's how I died!"

Update: drank two sips of coffee and got very sleepy.

Gonna go ham on some coffee this afternoon.

ratboys alert