The #1 news story today!

This is bringing too much negative energy to my feed and I refuse to participate!!!

four gorgeous dogs

Happy birthday to this man, who is now 85.

Remember 2022, when AI was sort of good?

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This past week, there’s been a mockingbird who likes to perch on our chimney and make a ruckus. Today I bought a gun to show him who’s boss.

Other movies should have had "Goes Bananas" sequels. Amadeus Goes Bananas. Bagger Vance Goes Bananas. K-PAX Goes Bananas. Etc.

RIP to a true king. Just listen to this!!: youtu.be/MTSBt3tZa48?...

These could not be funnier to me. I think about them every day.

Told my parents about the Rizzler last night.

When you think about it, Alvin and the Chipmunks were sort of the original Beastie Boys.

This is an excellent gateway into a large, unwieldy body of work (if you are only interested in hearing the word "hair").

A bit of cheerleading for you: Even some gerrymandered seats are not 100% certain to go the way the GOP wants in a wave election. In the last five midterm elections, the incumbent's party lost 9, 13, 30, 40, and 63 seats. Do you know how many turnovers Democrats need to flip the House? Three.

Very glad I no longer live in Virginia. I'd be mad all the time! (Here in Oklahoma, I know what to expect, and we get a steady-enough stream of pleasant surprises in local politics to make things bearable.)

Why is Fozzie holding a banana to his head like a gun? That's not funny, Fozzie! That's not "wocka wocka"!!

Flashing back to 2010, when a lot of things still seemed to make sense.

This is so important.

thinkin bout turtle chips

For anyone in need of an afternoon pick-me-up:

On this website, we celebrate Star Wars Day by complaining about Star Wars and letting everyone know that the parts they like are bad, actually.

Listening to the good stuff.

Here’s a nice photo I took at the (free!) Gillian Welch / David Rawlings concert Wednesday evening. They’re flanked by the Bob Dylan and Woody Guthrie centers, which is sort of neat!

Can't believe everyone has soured on Baby Yoda. For shame!

I regret to inform you that South Korea has done it again.

Reflecting on the internet’s golden years.

You can tell someone had just explained gerrymandering to him.

It sucks that I know who Kash Patel is. I shouldn't have to know about this guy!

Feels like we don’t hear enough about manatees anymore. One of the best animals going!

How and why is it already Friday? I demand answers!

This trend of "remixing" old pop songs in movie trailers has gotta go. Obnoxious.

A perfectly good band but

In a good mood this morning + boppin' around to some classic jams.

Working on my J.D. Vance impression. It basically goes “[tepid joke]. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, guys.”

After a week of being mildly sick, I’m having a couple of brewskis. Feels great. Also: Katie is sick now.

Should I drive to El Reno in three weeks to see the Big Burger? www.elrenoburgerday.com/copy-of-fun-...

Very happy to have scored tickets to both of these fine events.

It's a good morning to rock out + turn it up too loud.

Wait, why was I cc’ed on this? I was a 4-year-old!

Got to the forest temple and now I’m in full rage mode.

Living my best life means waking up early to play The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It's so cool that Joe Pernice is making records again.

They should make a supplement to Doritos called Doritoos.

Yikes!!

Bob Dylan is 84 years old and addicted to being a stinker.

Just took my fancy new lawnmower out for a spin and I've never felt more powerful.

Hell yeah, this rules.

Can't stop listening to P-Funk this week. In a good mood!

Every day I dream of hot dog mcnuggets.