It sucks that I know who Kash Patel is. I shouldn't have to know about this guy!

Feels like we don’t hear enough about manatees anymore. One of the best animals going!

How and why is it already Friday? I demand answers!

This trend of "remixing" old pop songs in movie trailers has gotta go. Obnoxious.

A perfectly good band but

In a good mood this morning + boppin' around to some classic jams.

Working on my J.D. Vance impression. It basically goes “[tepid joke]. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, guys.”

After a week of being mildly sick, I’m having a couple of brewskis. Feels great. Also: Katie is sick now.

Should I drive to El Reno in three weeks to see the Big Burger? www.elrenoburgerday.com/copy-of-fun-...

Very happy to have scored tickets to both of these fine events.

It's a good morning to rock out + turn it up too loud.

Wait, why was I cc’ed on this? I was a 4-year-old!

Got to the forest temple and now I’m in full rage mode.

Living my best life means waking up early to play The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It's so cool that Joe Pernice is making records again.

They should make a supplement to Doritos called Doritoos.

Yikes!!

Bob Dylan is 84 years old and addicted to being a stinker.

Just took my fancy new lawnmower out for a spin and I've never felt more powerful.

Hell yeah, this rules.

Can't stop listening to P-Funk this week. In a good mood!

Every day I dream of hot dog mcnuggets.

Getting revved up for the weekend with coffee and Lou. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNmM...

Beyond stoked for this - their website / menu looks incredible. www.natsukashiitul.com

It turns out Afroman recorded "Randy Walters Is a Son of a Bitch" right here in Tulsa, at Leon Russell's historic Church Studio.

As an Oklahoman, I can give this helpful reminder to anyone who's baffled by clips of Markwayne Mullin's confirmation hearings today: Markwayne Mullin is genuinely very dumb.

Is it weird that I’d never heard of “the World Baseball Classic” before this past week? It doesn’t sound like a real thing!

As true today (if not even moreso!) than it was three months ago.

The five-movie run from Boogie Nights to The Master is all equally perfect to me.

It’s Hollywood’s big night!!

I hate to do an "is this a thing?" post but: "Markwayne Mullin's Safari Planet."

holy shit

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

They call it “spring forward” because it makes you feel like Frankenstein’s monster (who I assume had springs in him) when you wake up.

It sucks that ads now feel ten times more pervasive and one thousand times more annoying.

Counterpoint: This is extremely funny.

"The Book of Love" is Stephin Merritt's "Hallelujah" (derogatory).

Everything about this Markwayne Mullin news is insanely funny to me, an Oklahoman.

would love a “they’re overtly calling for a Christian holy war” freak out that isn’t based on a single substack no one had really heard of before last night

MOON TIP: There’s a lunar eclipse + blood moon happening right now. Worth checking out if you’re awake.

The SAG Awards rebranding to “the Actor Awards” can’t possibly be real. “The Actor Awards.” Unbelievable. Embarrassing.

It's so beautiful that this was among Fred Willard's final roles.

Thinking about this:

Can’t sleep.

Items of interest at Barnes & Noble:

Hard to think of many pre-Beatles pop hooks more thrilling than “Yeah! Yeah! My heart’s in a whirl!”

The best thing about making cookies is you get to eat as many cookies as you want. It's the law!

After much thought, I’ve decided to use the power of imagination to pretend that I’m comfortably snowed in today. I deserve this.