Dyeing my eyebrows and trying to ignore everything. (hint: it’s not working)

sweata weatha

Wednesday

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Look, shit is bonkers, and FB is trash, but some anonymous poster on the local community group just asked for a referral to a divorce attorney for an uncontested divorce since she caught her husband committing adultery and like, you can’t pay for this sort of mess. 👀🍿😲

I am here in my studio working away, trying not to be mad that I am better prepared for this show than I have been in years, and the republicans shut down the government out of malice and spite. 🖕🖕🖕

Everything, right now:

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL

It is hard to focus today

Guess who got into something in the garden again 🫠

I don’t think I can express how vibrant this sunset is. No edits

As we enter this holiday season, please remember that small businesses are doing their best. There is no grand conspiracy of makers trying to ensure that their most popular products or colors are not available. …and why yes, I did just try to order supplies. 🫠

Mosquitoes are proof there is no god.

My god, the mosquitoes are out today

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Morning walk

Jesus smiles on small businesses that pay their invoices early. 🙌

H/T @warmyellowlight.bsky.social

I just went to check the mail and it is like a clammy armpit out there

I just took some Tylenol. Related: I think my fibroids are becoming autistic.

New pest management system has been installed 🫡

I had my post-op yesterday. The GYN said her patients have been so concerned about the state of women’s healthcare that the office had to have a meeting to make a plan for what happens if IUDs become illegal.

Happy first (full) day of autumn.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

fun fact: neither trump nor rjk jr have known an unmedicated day in their coked out lives

We just had three different helicopters fly over in the past few minutes, and all of them were making a track from Mt. Weather. Does anybody know what the Pentagon pizza situation looks like?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Tylenol should have given to the inaugural committee, I guess.

I am just looking forward to the improved traffic after tomorrow

This mother effer is about to be sued to the end of his life by Kenvue

When the feds show up because I left the comment “I hope your lobbyists are only visited by three ghosts one night a year” on the insurance company’s survey, please know I meant it.

Ah, my favorite all-American task, trying desperately to make sure my medical provider is in-network and I won’t have to pay thousands of dollars for this medical test that in any other country would cost $0.00 out of pocket.

2025 craft show swag. Seems fitting

Just spat coffee everywhere.

Just a normal Monday in the ongoing train wreck that is this administration.

It happened again, I was served an ad, and I clicked on it, and it was clothes for toddlers instead of adults.

Final bits of fall planting is in, and I met the latest garden staff member. Now to keep my furry friend away from the hoppity one.

I think the bugs know this is summer’s last hurrah, because those fuckers are THICK today.

Oooh, little pop-up rain shower! Hello friend.

Happy Caturday

Building those flu antibodies! (goodnight)

I need to get up and make dinner, but this is the current situation. Taco delivery?

I’ll have “why I hustled out and got my shot for $800, Alex”

There is an eighty-something year old guy here telling the pharmacist the shots are no big deal since she isn’t giving him heroin, and she should just give him the shots anywhere on the body. Professional level dad jokes

shots shots shots shots!

A bald eagle just gave us a low pass over. Good thing Buddy is kinda chonk.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

I figured out where all the wasps were/are coming from. Neighbor’s house.

So I have this thing on my throat/neck. It is a cyst formed in a duct that was supposed to close in embryonic development. It blew up (again) and now it needs to be removed. I am going from very few surgeries in my life to several in a short time, and 0/10. Do not like.

For the first time (maybe ever) I just bailed on a big craft show in favor of a different craft show. 2025 is a wild one.