These might be my favorite muffins my mom makes. She just sent me the recipe. You should try them.

Went to Activate in OP for a friends birthday. So much fun. But I’m blind and deaf now.

I just saw four dead coyotes on the side of the road in less than a mile

Some of y’all’s parents never told you to put a lid on it and it shows

Rude

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

Self is like "fuck it" and honestly I can appreciate it

Well ok

That's amazing 😂

U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi #kubball

one of the earliest lessons in politics I learned as a kid from my parents was to always vote for a tax increase, because you're trading a dollar amount so small you probably won't notice in order to fund something important that benefits everybody. I wish that was how Democrats messaged this stuff!

0 for 16 in the over 8 minutes of the 2nd half is wild KU.

0-16 in the second half! Self should be embarrassed. What the fuck is this team doing???

UGLY

Welp

Going to get my shirt from last night out of the laundry

I ran, I Pilated, I scrumpt

Don’t get tossed Bill

Hawks playing like a bunch of assholes

I feel like #kubball is going to piss me off tonight.

There is no game plan at all. Players look confused. #kubball

Offensive rebounds?????

My mom cooked all the meals for the Dr in my hometown until he retired and now he’s in the hospital after a stroke not doing well and his wife’s cancer has come back and it’s really bad. She reached out to my mom to make her homemade tapioca pudding of all things.

Raspberry muffins. New recipe… a little nervous

I just shook my coffee creamer and the lid wasn’t on all the way 🙃🙃🙃

Easily avoidable L

The wind is ridiculous

Rock Chalk ❤️💙🏀

Moving on. #kubball

Ok El Marko

#RockChalk on to the next one

That missed dunk hurt my soul. #kubball

Let’s open this lead up a little #kubb #jayhawks

Debating if I need to change my shirt

KU's nemesis is white dudes with 49 letters in their name.

What is this fucking camera angle??

lmao i love you and your asshole long legs, you’re hot but i’m dying 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

I hate that camera view

Better than showing off your asshole like a long legs I suppose

Make your free throws

The Morris Twins and TRob have been in town a lot this season.

Having quad and hamstring definition in jeans sparks joy.

It's fuckin WIMDY

Got blocked my Joel Osteen for retweeting my friend Corey’s tweet asking him if he ever thought about big booty bitches twerking with a gif of big booty bitches twerking.

Last night the youngin told me “You are the best listener and the most personable person I’ve ever met. And I really enjoy spending time with you because you actually want to get to know me.” And when I tell you I almost cried because he is the same to me.

sometimes I wish I could dislike replies on here. some of you could use a thumbs down

ICYMI 😬