My people

Motherfucker

Can't have the greatest comeback in history if you aren't down big with 5 to go. #kubball

on the bright side, we only have to worry about Darryn's agent for 20 more minutes i guess?

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What even are they doing?! #kubball

I'm about to make dinner early just so I can stress eat fries

This #kubball game is going to piss me off (🌲)

I should definitely nap during Kentucky / Iowa State

I cut my finger right in the interphalangeal crease, and it's making me grumpy.

Where did Jona go?

I have no interest in the rest of today's games.

I only have two knitting projects on needles. I feel naked.

My yard works jeans are wayyyyy too big. Talk me down from buying a pair of cargo pants.

Breakfast potatoes for dinner? Breakfast potatoes for dinner.

Ok that's enough for today. It's too hot. But I got the area around the birdbath mulched, and 1/3 of the front garden bed has its stone edging. I'm afraid to mulch until the hostas start back up. I don't want to smother them.

Now I'm wondering how much my dad could teach me in a short amount of time so I can start this side gig.

About to do yard work like the good husband I am.

Lowes was PACKED

I know my mother loves me because she's very invested in me getting the fountain Dr. Pepper I've been craving.

Oh come on that was funny

Pardon my french but someone give me something to darn

I should've made brownies.

I ran out of pumpkin candy corn two months ago. Now I'm sad.

This game isn't real. #kubball

Low scoring game or lowest scoring game? #kubball

He gave me a daughter (who's pretty damn cool for a grown ass woman)

Why is it 8:50 and there has been no tip off? #kubball

If I were smart, I'd take a gummy and chill tf out.

My fb is full of so-called anti-trumpers mourning chuck norris. I'm about to start some fights.

I need a happy hour.

90 degrees out and we're having jambalaya for dinner.

Another day-long vague headache. If it is indeed the mirena, when can I expect it to subside? For the love of all that is holy and good, do not say never. Even if that's the answer, I need hope.

The weather's warming up so it's time to price shovels and other things dads say Except I, not a dad, am the one saying it

me

I had a list of things I wanted to get done tomorrow, but I can't find it OR remember what was on it.

I *did* have plans until people decided to act fools and double the drive time to my destination.

Random thought of the day: I used to know how to tie a necktie, and now I don't.

I'd do anything for a fountain cherry diet Dr. Pepper right now except go get it myself.

How much attention is enough attention? Asking for a friend.

Once again I am begging 4:00pm to come early.

This game may have pulled me a little bit out of my depression. Like, I'm allowed to enjoy things?

Salvy making me cry 😭😭😭

I was going to go to bed, then they pulled me back with the promise of a Salvy interview. Damn you, fox. #wbc

I love baseball, and this series is the perfect example of why. #wbc

Go away, Manfred. No one likes you.

Miggy crying 😭😭😭😭 #wbc

Go away, Manfred. No one likes you.

Sad Aaron Judge is the best Aaron Judge. #wbc