I'm too sad to do much of anything at all.

I'm glad my little old lady dog is deaf so the fireworks don't bother her anymore, and my other dog gives absolutely zero fucks about anything he can't eat.

Time to watch Jaws

I've knit 4 baby booties using the same yarn and needles, and yet they are all 4 different sizes. I give up.

I need to cook dinner, but it's too hot. 😭

Blue gin and tonic let's gooooo three day weekend

Y'all ain't helping with distraction

I have a thing I need to knit, but situational depression is giving me fits.

Little hulk is feeding Trillian chicken teeny piece by teeny piece (because she has no teeth), and I just cannot. 😭

Oops got drunj (real ones know)

Drowning my sorrows in wine.

I'll be taking my Trilly-girl to cross the rainbow bridge next week, in case anyone wonders why I'm constantly on the verge of tears from now on.

View from (a very hot) 245

I can't remember the last time I participated in a social activity with any of you.

78 degrees upstairs. I am not ok.

Ben got me a present

Kids vs. Parents kickball game kicked my ass, but at least we (the parents) won. Take that, 12-year-olds.

What the hell happened to Loftin? I was busy splashing blood on my white tshirt.

They fit now, and my ass looks fantastic.

I'm trying to find average foot measurements of a newborn with achondroplasia so I can make appropriately-sized booties. Success does not seem to be in the cards for me.

Restless and moody is not how I wanted to feel tonight.

Baby hat. I'm making a few like this for coworkers' babies.

The new therapist gave me homework. I'm a grown ass woman with HOMEWORK.

I'm meeting with a new therapist today. The intake forms asked what my goals for therapy were about 17 different ways, and I couldn't come up with anything specific. Hopefully she can figure it out from me saying life is hard and work is hard and I just need to cope.

The third elbow surgery is free, right? #Royals

(•_•) <) )╯ Position / \ (•_•) \( (> Player / \ (•_•) <) )╯ Pitching / \

Cags on a tear! #Royals

Remember when my skeet about boiling water went nuts? This is not a serious app.

Someone over on threads is saying having a pet is no different than owning slaves, and frankly giving everyone access to the internet is really turning out to be a bad idea.

Swordfish steaks and a lemon garlic orzo with spinach for dinner. We fancy sometimes.

Today has been not good, and I think I'm ready for the alien overlords to invade Earth now.

I swear my dog is gaslighting me. This weekend I could've sworn she was on her last toenail, then today she's prancing around, eating a ton, having normal elimination. Girlie, stop playing with my heart like this 😭.

It is so Jameson o'clock

I can't get the ears to show up well in the photo, but here is a little bear hat and booties for a coworker's baby.

Lunch went well

The little gas grill won't light. 😭 Cast iron pan it is.

Ok. Back to feeling

This is Spinal Tap, two lemon drops, and a plate of brownies fixed me today.

The part for the new grill hasn't arrived yet, so I'm attempting to clean the small tabletop grill I havent touched in 7 years. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Steak sale the weekend I'm hosting a cook out for my dad? Hell yeah, HyVee.

My brain has been holding sleep hostage for 3 hours now.

What is going on

Bobby don't scare us like that

I need a Big Carl. (I'm watching Cougar Town for the first time)

Guess who walked, hit a single, hit a double, and had 5 RBIs in tonight's regular season finale? 😁

Meh