The Bad Place is getting wild, y’all. Blocks are undone???

Your reminder the organization behind those Christian "He Gets Us" ads you'll see during the Super Bowl also gives tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, the far-right lawyers who overturned Roe and write most of the anti-trans laws in the country

*Super Bow Ad* Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever

Reba should’ve broken into Fancy

So. I got laid off. Again.

2023 was an awful year for me. Grad school, layoffs, death, serious injuries and illness. I'm determined to learn and move into 2024, not being naive enough to think that bad things will stop happening because a calendar rolled over, but because I have learned to be more resilient.

Meta really wants me to be active on Threads and these are the posts they’re putting into my Instagram timeline to convince me it’s worth it

without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?

The Express (a U.K. right wing, anti train/rail tram newspaper that strongly advocated for the U.K. to leave the EU) is complaining that the U.K. is no longer part of the EU 🙃

How to take a nap on the den couch: 1. Lie down on the living room couch and get comfortable 2. Wait for the dog to get jealous and begin pestering 3. Make a big deal about surrendering the living room couch to him 4. Sneak into the den

I’m in the line to get into the line at the Watertown RMV. Pray for me.

The Massachusetts Democrats are the laziest politicians in America.

If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

I really enjoyed The Church on Ruby Road. It felt fresh and adventurous. Gatwa knows what the hell he's doing.

Celebrating Christmas Eve the way a gay Episcopalian on the cusp of middle age should: emotionally emoting My Number by Tegan and Sara at my dog as he ignores me

For fuck’s sake.

That's how you write a kicker. www.propublica.org/article/clar...

Me in a meeting that should've been an email

Bizarre find of the day: Burt Ward has his own line of dog food. And graphic design is his passion.

Not THE reason we got an EV but in the top 5

Having your eating disorder medication on backorder for weeks is not great, 0/10, do not recommend

when you see how many hours are left until the end of friday

It should be illegal to put glasses of champagne on the party invite if it’s a dry party.

"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you.

Massachusetts news: Somerville re-legalizes its iconic "triple-decker"

Weather report: heck

This is the most accurate portrayal of living with Binge Eating Disorder that I’ve ever found on the internet. youtu.be/4u5xg_gbA0w?...

If you see this, post a ship

It's so true tho!!

LFG

It’s always when Hoka begins drawing down inventory to prepare for a launch that I realize I need new running shoes.

Dammit @stevenrowley.bsky.social. I’m not supposed to be crying this hard.

“Are you a top or a bottom?”

I keep telling him that character comedy is hack but he insists Frau Quantum is “a classic.”

this is the future the chris rufous & bethany mandels and elon musks and ron desantises want for america

VOUS ÊTES JAMAIS SEULS VOUS SAVEZ CE QU’IL FAUT FAIRE NE LAISSEZ PAS TOMBER VOTRE NATION LA DISCO A BESOIN DE VOUS

The World Meteorological Organization provisional report on the State of the Global Climate in 2023 is out: wmo.int/files/provis... "Greenhouse gas levels are record high. Global temperatures are record high. Sea level rise is record high..." ➡️ wmo.int/news/media-c... 🧪⚒️

The Atlantic Hurricane Season ends today, and it sure was a busy one fueled by record-breaking ocean temperatures... including a 48-day stretch of nonstop action, from Emily through Philippe! bmcnoldy.blogspot.com/2023/11/desp...

I can't help but think about how NYT called Mike Brown "no angel" for at worst allegedly smoking weed and stealing some chips but Kissinger's complicit in the deaths of millions of people and we get to hear about how he was a lady's man.

So much RW content contains purposely bad advice that is designed to socially isolate young men, because it makes them easier to control.

When an absolutely horrible human gets knifed in prison, remember this: popehat.substack.com/p/deserves-g... cc @kenwhite.bsky.social

Please post what you'll wear when you become dictator. This is mine:

Turkey Trot race results: 7. First timers 6. Hobby runners in $400 tights 5. “Golden oldies” running club 4. CrossFit moms pushing three kids in a stroller 3. HS/College cross country team 2. Dorks with their shirts tucked in 1. Guy who showed up in sweats and flip flops two minutes before the gun

Got the dog to poop in a rainstorm. Thanksgiving will not defeat me.

Never stop never stopping