So disappointed in Michael Crawford

Erika Kirk must be devastated to have lost her husband just as her own career has gone MAGA stratospheric. Or delighted who knows?

There's a lot of talk about how men create societal problems b/c they can't keep it in their pants but Olivia Nuzzi has created a generational health disaster because she thought leatherface was fuckable

So he’s saying when he was a podcaster he was being paid to lie and invent conspiracies for his listeners but now he has to tell the truth.

Womp womp

Thrift thrift Horatio. The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage table

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Admiral Bradley oughta know that a drunk will make all sorts of promises about pardons and forget them when he sobers up

CNN scumbag Jake Tapper’s main goal was to attack President Joe Biden whilst propping up the orange felon for ratings/clickbait for his repugnant program and to promote his piece of shit book. He’s a sensationalist propagandist for state media, not a journalist.

How is popularity ever recovered will always be a mystery to me

Good morning. Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning. The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW! Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.

Is he dying for real this time?

Bitcoin has become a Trump trade, and Bitcoin’s declining price is an indicator of Trump’s declining dominance over the G.O.P..

Any sucker who invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme at its peak now has a measly $118 left. Buh-bye life savings!! I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad for these losers. Maybe now they’ll finally realize that ALL the Trumps are scamming grifters.

Posting about wrestling is a block. It was creepy enough when it was adults obsessing over children’s TV but now it’s a Gateway to fascism

Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at? Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.

Elections are 3+ years away, Greens are surging in the polls, and there are already elements of UK academia pre-emptively bending the knee to Reform, which is not even in power. US unis that submitted still got screwed over. UK academia can choose to learn from that or get destroyed by fascism.

This could be the cold open for the next SNL. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this

Senator Kelly didn’t mince words with Dana Bash: if a second strike hit a burning boat with survivors he thinks the second US military strike on a suspected Venezuelan drug vessel constitutes a war crime! A former Navy captain calling it out matters. #USDemocracy #Pinks

McDonalds sell poison and support Trump. How they are still in business in 2025 is beyond me. Boycott. Your body will thank you.

Nov 29 (Reuters) - shoppers spent a record $11.8 billion online on Black Friday, up 9.1% from last year, final data from Adobe Analytics showed. Adobe Analytics, which tracks over 1 trillion U.S. retail site visits, expects shoppers to spend $5.5 billion on Saturday and $5.9 billion on Sunday. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Pete does know that he will struggle to get alcohol in prison right? Or maybe he likes the taste of toilet wine?

It’s starting to look like having an alcoholic TV host as Secretary of War wasn’t a great idea

“In days after Alaska, a European intel agency distributed a hard-copy report in an envelope to some of the continent’s most senior national security officials, who were shocked by the contents: Inside were details of the commercial and economic plans the Trump admin had been pursuing with Russia.”

In other words “look after your donors’ issues and the voters’ issues will look after themselves” Great work, Adam.

Pete “Kill them all” Hegseth

I'm persona non grata at CNN, a place that used to have me as a commentator, but Katie Miller, the fragile, racist wife of the fragile, racist Stephen Miller, has an open invitation. I wonder why. Hmmm. Guesses?

I won’t be spending a dime at Target, Home Depot or Amazon this week. Target is a no-go zone for me. I fully received the message when they told me my money wasn’t shit to them. Home Depot is DEAD to me too. Sicking ICE on peaceful productive workers turns my stomach. And Amazon. Well

Of all the people to attack, a sitting US Senator, husband of a congresswoman who survived being shot in the head, a former Naval aviator who flew 39 combat missions and a freaking actual honest to god astronaut who’s been to space four times! These are not bright guys.

Rest in power Jimmy ♥️

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.

Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA." This is what's happening in epidemiology.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Jeffries: "What's extraordinary to me is that Mike Johnson doesn't even have the decency to distance himself from Donald Trump's death threats leveled at patriotic members of Congress. Even John Thune had the decency to distance himself from Trump's remarks. But Mike Johnson couldn't say a thing."

this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Incredible headline.

Anyone still HODLing this dog deserves to lose their shirts

The great crypto crash entered a new phase as Bitcoin plunged to its lowest level in seven months, extending the more than $1 trillion wipeout across the digital‑asset world. Read more: bloom.bg/4pkUIxZ 📷️: Camilo Freedman/Bloomberg

A Star Wars book writer who wrote a book called “Master of Evil” blocked me for saying people shouldn’t shop at Target. Who’s the master of evil now, Darth?

You may not be able to afford rent and groceries, and your health insurance may be about to skyrocket in 42 days, but the good news is that the Saudis got F-35s, nuclear tech, and security guarantees after putting hundreds of millions in Trump’s pocket.

Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting. As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.

Does he even own a suit?

I still can’t believe he was reelected. There nothing we know now, that we didn’t know then. He will be gone soon but 3 years of JD. At least stuff is cheaper. Oh.

Crypto market sheds $1.2tn as traders shun speculative assets on.ft.com/47XjM7m

Crypto, is a monetary Ponzi Scheme, as well as a way to launder copious amounts of actual money. It's only for suckers & criminals. The reason there are crypto salesmen is the same reason there are folks who come to your front door trying to get you to believe in their invisible supreme being.