UNFUN FACT: The 2026 FIFA World Cup features 48 teams co-hosted by the US, Canada, and Mexico. Of the 48 participating nations, the United States is the only one without a universal health care system.

Well. Go on. Arrest them.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Incompetent contractor doing criminally negligent damage to a National Monument.

When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package: Overturn Citizens United Ban corporate PACs and super PACs Ban members of Congress from trading stocks Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.

Obama’s deal was broader and achieved more depth than Trump’s flaccid little flimsy pretend deal.

JD Vance is soo fuggin uckly

His Mom should’ve swallowed him

Congratulations to Xavier Becerra. I am excited to offer him all the support I can as he sets out to become our state’s next governor, and I look forward to standing with him as California makes history by electing our first Latino governor in 150 years.

Do you think he has any clue what he posted? Yes, it’s real. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

I am so pleased to see so many solitary bees in the garden this year. I counted 7 just amongst these foxgloves this afternoon. Wildlife gardening works.

Todd Blanche Needs To Release All The Epstein Files Before He Has A Confirmation Hearing. #EpsteinFiles

Bravo to Hunter Biden. Well done. I like this informed swagger.

No one had seen him for like, 48 hours soo I was hoping this had become a self fulfilling prophecy.

Who knew it was still even possible to stand out for vulgarity in America?

These people are morons.

Oh yeah, we forgot he was a doctor. 🙄

happy mother's day

My mom just yelled at me because I told her shrimps is bugs

Shrimps 🦐 is bugs

Rando with a shotgun vs the Secret Service with all their whizz-bang gear isn't an assassination attempt. It's a B movie script.

Super serious situation

Trump fell down. Thoughts and prayers for his cankles.

How to kill a nerd:

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

Today I learned the the Dumbo Brooklyn neighborhood moniker is an acronym for Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass. You New Yorkers are pretty cool.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Boston Marathon is getting in the way of this Californian

Any plan that the United States has that involves Donald Trump, automatically makes us wrong

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

That’s it. I’m going to start smoking ketamine too, this dude’s high as fuck.

Doctor! Please calm down!

Provide the social safety so that grandmothers don’t have to take multiple jobs to pay for their husbands cancer treatment

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