Ha! That was my first thought as well: bsky.app/profile/muel...

Welp there’s no unseeing this

No fucking way I would ever saddle one of my kids or grandkids with something called a Trump Account. No amount of government seed money is worth that.

Let’s just say what everyone is thinking: Epstein was probably killed because he knew too much about Trump.

Release the Epstein Files immediately

Troops attending Trump’s America250 celebration have to meet height and weight standards. So the folks on The Weeknight decided it was time to put a reality check on Trump’s height and weight. 🤣 Spread this around and let’s remember to blast this clip again during Trump’s celebration. Okay?

🖕says Iran to tRump

Wall Street has clearly said fuck Main Street when it comes to the fascist Trump regime. When Wall Street wants their next bail out, we need to say fuck you right back

Wall Street is a whorehouse

The people of the Twin Cities win the JFK Profile in Courage award. Thanks to Amb. Caroline Kennedy for the amazing evening and Yusuf, Carolina, Zena & Natalie who accepted the award and represented our State so well at the ceremony! ❤️

“Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.” -Blaise Pascal, 1670

A repeat of October 19, 1987 seems plausible

Donold is hoping Iran will fall down some stairs and he can then bury it on his golf course

I don't recommend being the parent of a person running for political office. Watching people saying horrible, untrue things about your kid is unbearable. And if you ask them to stop being so personal, they'll start calling your child a "Mama's boy". You'd think it was 1926, not 2026

A warning to anyone planning to attend a World Cup game: Do not attend a World Cup game in the United States. Even American citizens are at risk of being kidnapped, beaten, murdered, or placed in an inhumane detention facility. A football (soccer) game is not worth the risk. STAY HOME!!

This chart answers the age-old question: “Can you own the libs and still do without their tax revenue?”

I don’t care about AI, or the stock market, or corporate profits. I care about humanity

We all feel like Woodstock

USA and Iran exchange strikes. Stock market futures are up. We live in the Bizarro World

On my kitchen windowsill. Momma Robin has been busy

Donold says he is in no hurry to negotiate a Peace deal with Iran. Iran is enjoying making Donold look like the moron that he so clearly is. Iran is calling the shots

"What we need is a rebirth of the American spirit. And the way we achieve that is by standing up for what's good in our system, our democracy, people doing the right thing, and talking about what public service means. ... That's one of the forgotten functions of Congress.

Turns out Trump only had a two year window to file a lawsuit over his tax return release. That window closed long before Trump made a deal with the DOJ… The people of the United States owe Trump absolutely nothing for a payout of any kind. Absolutely. Nothing. 😎✨

Agree 💯! #Pinks

Lock them up 😡💢😡

If an attorney can file a habeas petition before the plane lands, ICE has to return the person - so they’re closer to their family and more often than not - in a friendlier jurisdiction. This tool even has a feature for lawyers to print an official flight record for Habeas filings. 2/

When do we get to see Paxton’s “girlfriend(s)?” At his divorce hearing in 2 weeks?

🔥 Fmr US Marine Ken O'Keefe goes off after visiting girls' school in Iran that was bombed by Israel & US. “I want to see Donald Trump hung by the neck till death according to the Constitution of the United States.” — Kenneth O’Keefe, former U.S. Marine and Gulf War veteran

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

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Let’s be sure California remains deep Blue this Tuesday💙 🌺MB #GrandMastersPack 🐈‍⬛🌺 🍇🍑🍋🍊🍉🍒🍎🍇🍑🍋🍊🍉🍒🍎

Amen 🤲🏾

Literally the worst negotiator ever

If you've noticed an uptick of pro-Russia tankies hating on Ukraine, here is why: Russia hijacked hundreds of BlueSky accounts to spread propaganda and disinformation. This is why we also increased the anti-Kremlin posts by 300%. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Someone at a party told me, "AOC is stupid." I replied, "You really need to stop watching Fox. It's turning your brain into porridge. I've listened to AOC question witnesses in House hearings, and she is better at cross-examination than most top-tier trial attorneys." I then found better company.

💙 Dr. MemeNstein votes 💙 BLUE 🇺🇸: 😎 Fun facts:

Trump couldn’t buy the opening of the Strait of Hormuz for $25B, so now he’s offering $300B in reparations. Art of the deal.

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

Markets just closed. Now Trump can reject Iran‘s proposal and continue bombing them.

DJT = Donold Jackass Trump

The other space Nazi has exploding rockets as well

Wall Street: “Yes, we have an unlimited supply of magic beans to sell you. Pension Fund‘s and small investors please line up”

Donold will not announce that he is rejecting Iran‘s proposal until after the markets close. He has to give all his friends and family time to sell into a rising market

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My 35 year old daughter and her husband would never saddle their son with a tRump account. They don’t want that rapist/pedophiles name anywhere near their son.

There is no deal with Iran Iran and the USA are currently bombing each other The USA is the joke of the world Protect your assets Wall Street is in on the grift Trump is a narcoleptic fart factory