Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰

This is an amazing performance.

Nothing says “highly advanced society” like NYE brought to you by KIA at Planet Fitness Times Square.

The NYC new years is basically hiring the small town marketing firm to create a fun commercial about your hardware store. Dubai was unfuckingbelievable.

Do yourself a favor and watch the Dubai New Years Celebration. It was incredibly spectacular. Amazing. Times Square NYC is a joke.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, I assume all of you. The US has now done military strikes on 3 countries unprovoked, while also allowing our ally Ukraine to be bombed and asking them to succumb to their aggressor. I don’t know how that is good for America. Or why anyone would support us.

🇱🇹🇪🇪🇱🇻 The Baltic States are preparing for the Russian invasion: explosive structures have appeared on the bridges on the border of Lithuania with Belarus and Russia, — LRT 📍Several dozen points have been equipped for storing anti-tank barriers, trenches are being dug.

AI will enable humanoid robots to kick us in the balls without prompting.

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

Joe is so painfully stupid when it comes to politics.

I can’t wait to not be a Democrat. You people are fucking insufferable. Once Dems have control of the House and Senate for the foreseeable future, I’m fucking gone. The identity politics is so fucking dumb.

Bluesky seems to get slower and slower. Feeds take forever to load. Posts have more error messages before going through. Anyone else noticing this?

The malignant narcissist was bored, remembered someone said black people are killing Christians, and has now bombed a second country, unprovoked and without congressional approval. Why? The Whitehouse staff was with their families and not him and he needed attention. That’s our foreign policy, now.

The Ref is still the perfect Christmas movie with you partner while the kids are sleeping.

If it were politically unviable to move them, it wouldn’t have happened. No one in Kansas City really cares or was ok with the move for their own reasons. The Jackson County board is corrupt as hell and I think most people on the MO side are happy to not pay for another stadium.

Maybe CBS can accidentally send the unredacted Epstein files to their Canadian affiliates as well 🤔

Yup.

The new Epstein files are basically just the movie Taken with Liam Neeson removed.

I’d rather choke to death on my own shvantz while listening to Yoko Ono’s greatest hits.

Ro is a dipshit and moron. Full stop. That being said, he’s found his lane on this one.

People always forget, the Nazis were morons. For every general that was competent (Rommel) there were 20 unqualified mouth breathers. This can be seen in all countries with singular ideologies.

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Tanking the economy and then putting your name all over federal assets, is certainly not an original idea. It rarely ends well for anyone. Even rich people. And in most cases, the rich are the first ones to go. And if he starts asking Troops to pick a side, it going to be unbelievably bad.

Why do you think Trump wants to build a tower in Moscow so bad?

20 years ago today your Prez said "Russia will be an energy superpower". Today we're selling oil for 13% less than it costs us produce and for about 40% less than what our budget needs. I remain a master strategist.

It has that Christosexual energy.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

And there it is...

People that are surprised by an undereducated rich and famous person supporting republicans, haven’t been paying attention. Rich people support republicans. Full stop.

The Bears are legit. What a win.

An awful lot of people are sad because they expected the Trump administration to comply with the Epstein document release. You’re never going to see them. These people have raped way too many kids.

even among really smart folks, i think ppl have greatly underestimated just how much resources the ultra-wealthy have put into culture war bullshit to get us to fight each other instead of them

Just watched the Paul v Anthony farce. 1. Has Jake Paul ever taken a boxing lesson? 2. Weren’t the Epstein Files supposed to come out today?

I'd watch him and his brother get thrown screaming into a volcano on Netflix.

For no particular reason...

I hate when I wake up and he still breathes.

This loser claims to be ICE and has invented a Norman Rockwell backstory to his bullshit. I found him online and he’s just a loser in his Moscow basement. His IP address views a lot of child pornography as well.

Yup.

I wonder if telling fiscally conservative republicans that have run on shit like this for years, to pass it and shut up, is going to work?

Yup.

Dude seems to see the writing on the wall.

Is he coked up?

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Here’s a quick way to know if it’s an assault weapon: Was it once, or is it currently, used by the United States Military, Law Enforcement, or sold to other country’s Law Enforcement or Military? If the answer is yes, it’s an assault weapon. Follow me for more gun identification tips.

My prediction is looking pretty solid. Make sure your sons are registered for the selective service. They’re going to send them into war, in the tropics, unvaccinated, so that a dipshit pedophile felon can feel important on the world stage. Until the fake threat is gone. Good luck America. 🇺🇸

Here’s your test balloon for tomorrow’s announcement. How the world reacts will determine what he does tomorrow. Who calls, or doesn’t. What is written. What the TV says. Then when there isn’t someone left to say no, he’s going to push the big shiny button just to see the flash. ☢️🍄☁️

I wonder if there will be consequences to starting a war with a non-aggressor being supported by Russia?

Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.