this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Laid out in bed with a bad knee means more time for filling nappies :x

Waking up super soggy 😴

These crinkle and sound so good!

Laid out in bed with a bad knee means more time for filling nappies :x

Sorry nobody's able to post images to Bluesky right now, I spilled my tea in the server room and tripped and yoinked out a bunch of wires, then somehow I'd forgotten that my giant electromagnet was still in my bag, I meant to leave it at home, that's my bad, that's on me

Really loving these kiddos. They feel perfect, the swelling, the heftiness... Really don't wanna change out of them

It’s also gay

[beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a red jewel to open the Jersey Mike's bathroom. [beep] You need a level 4 keycard for the Gamestop bathroom. [beep] You are peeing in a Johnny Rocket's.

One of my favorite things about this article is that they quote @astrokatie.com a few times but there's an enormous distance between the first one and the second one, so for a long time it feels like they called up an astrophysicist just so she could say "the fuck are you nerds talking about"

Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of echidnas. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/forbid... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The idea that Geese is only popular because of a psyop is a psyop

accidentally ordered the Big American Joke Drink (xxl cappuccino) at a busy cafe this morning and the entire place erupted in laughter and cheers as the guy brought it over, placed it in front of me, and handed me a foot-long spoon to stir it with.. italy rocks

Our cartography game got so popular that Genshin Impact decided to copy us right before release 😲 #cozygame #indiedev #indiegames

Sketchbook backhaul, 1/2

this fucking scene lmao

matt if he was

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

every other part of my cousin vinny gets posted all the time for good reason but god i love this stupid joke

If you were wondering what those bright flames were seen in this infrared view - those are RCS puffs to bring the capsule in an optimal landing orientation to reduce impact loading during splashdown #Artemis

I had an idea, and it took 4 days, but I think everyone deserves to see it. #abdl #diaperfur #abdlcomic

It seems the UK Govt may actually be carving out protections for ABDLs in that law making roleplaying as a minor illegal. The govt amendment I'll link here seems to almost specifically say that ABDL is safe as it is "fanciful" that anyone would really believe any of are toddlers. Link in the reply.

“Possessing or publishing pornography depicting… adults pretending to be children to be criminalised” 🧵 News that the government is making porn where “adults roleplaying children” broke overnight and has, naturally, concerned ABDLs and kinksters in general. www.gov.uk/government/n...

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hi #smbc #comics

The NASA live stream is pretty interesting. It's cool watching people work in space. But it does seem that a lot of the issues that come up are due to ethernet or hdmi cables plugged into the wrong socket

Terrible Trans Family Guy bit

You dropped Augmentation Canister You dropped Sniper Rifle You found Trident Tropical Twist You found Trident Tropical Twist You found Trident Tropical Twist You found Trident Tropical Twist You found Trident Tropical Twist You found Trident Tropical Twist Trident Tropical Twist activated

Bobcats are kinda over rated don't you think? So from here on in I am gonna be drawing Star mainly as a Blobcat instead.

Today I'm talking bimbo politics. See more behind the paywall, if you dare. www.garbageday.email/p/bimbos-in-...

I've just remembered when I put the theme from Death in Paradise over the title sequence from The Wire.

this and rahm emmanuel's thing lately being "we gotta ban kids under 16 from being online" really making it clear a lotta dems think/wish their real base was 'suburban people on nextdoor and facebook complaining about the youth'

Finally, Bachelor Chow

If you want to feel all of the human emotions, play Spiritfarer. I know that you're excited about touching grief in a very unique way, but the world, music, and characters make it all worth it. And it's less that $5. store.steampowered.com/app/972660/S...

Soggy mornings 💦 Squishy bedtimes 🥴 Ignore the slanderous chart, he's perfectly housebroken. 😁 🎨 from the lovely @retro-bait.bsky.social #abdl

Ready to make potty training a thing of the past? The distant, fossilized past? Little Troubles presents Paleo Pants! a fossil themed diaper designed by @bubblepuppers.bsky.social! Preorder 3/15 in Large and Extra Large, with a targeted release date of 4/15! Stay tuned tykes...errr, trikes!

Doodles made while listening to records with friends

The Timothée Chalamet controversy is actually very weird! (And probably extremely fake.) www.garbageday.email/p/day-17-of-...

What if there were a better way to discover new games? 🌎Explore a universe of games. 🎯Bigger cards = most similar. 📚Card behaviour = genre. 🍿Click = trailers and screenshots. 💰Flip = game details and price. Ludocene subscribers are testing the prototype this month: www.ludocene.com/subscription

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

Hey, any games press want to cover our big upcoming steam event with Irish games?!? www.imirt.ie/news/2026/3/... Reach out via dm or [email protected]

Today on GamesHub, a website with very real authors, Tanaka Haruto is promoting "upcoming" video game "Hollow Knight: Silksong" confirmed to released in Q3 2026. "When Silksong lands, it won’t just dominate the 2026 discussion in Australia; it will be the center of the global gaming conversation."

One of the best games I should have played last year. Really great story and a lot of Irish lore.

This is 25% off right now, and I would highly recommend it.

HEY 👇 so secretly we've been working with a cabal of indie devs making the type of strange & distinctive games that we love to play on noclip_2. tomorrow we're announcing a SHOWCASE on noclip_2 as part of an upcoming Steam Festival about these games. it's gonna be fun. we hope you tune in.