Fun fact: Wolverines actually exist simultaneously in two realms; the greater universe, and the mirror dimension. We're assholes in both, though. There's really no difference.

˙ǝuıɹǝʌloM oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop sǝuıɹǝʌloM uǝʌƎ

Dawkins: The God of Old Testament can’t possibly exist because He’s mean Also Dawkins: Claudia is so kind; she must be real.

She’s not gonna go on a date with you, Kyle.

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

I think I did it right

How does the GameStop CEO not know the tips for gil grinding? Poser.

/stares in YRR ptsd

Yeah, I’m not gonna countenance SSRI opinions from a guy who admitted to doing coke off a toilet seat

This is the funniest joke ever made

Kristi Noem and her granddaughter in calico dresses with a painting of John Wayne looking over them is some serious @kkdumez.bsky.social bait!

This time the turkey does the serving

“available to you at Target, where you buy toilet paper and search for your youth” THANK YOU!

WORTH IT

RIP in peace, America

Florida ain’t for me. Can’t wait to be on this flight and back home in Michigan.

One of my favorite quips so far.

Great point from @wthrockmorton.bsky.social here. Christianity is nothing more than an aesthetic for them to parade their political ideology in. For many CN, cultural Christianity is good because it’s never about eternity changing belief as much as it’s about social propaganda. #christianpast

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Arminians?

@katieshook.bsky.social is Sarasota/Bradenton basically just Tampa or its own distinct thing?

The Pistons did what?!?

Jesus is incredible. He gets invited over to the house of a religious leader, knowing full well what that meant, then when he gets criticized, just takes him out to the woodshed, in the guy’s own house. Whew.

The work contacts are trying my patience on this lovely Friday morning

It is a grievous failure of those who claim to be the people of God when they not only fail to be a sanctuary for the traumatized but also create the need for one.

What is The Quick and the Dead vs Antz?

There is a child chanting "Pitcher's got a big butt" at Bailey Ober

Listen, I’m really gonna need them to stop imitating Nebuchadnezzar and his golden statue so frequently

“The King of Love My Shepherd Is” 🤌

Whew boy howdy that is not where I want to get my theology from

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advertise your account with a simpsons image.

Was a guy elevated to a position of prominence despite not having demonstrated any consistent, tangible value? How unusual.

They’re arguing over on theology Twitter about John Piper teaching final salvation through good works rather than faith in Christ alone.

Seashells you say?

😊🌴📣💕

The sphinx will see you now

Ableism--the belief that some bodies are inherently worth more than others, with worth often hinging on your capacity to be independent and productive for the economy--is a key organizing principle of the current administration. They do not see the inherent value of all citizens.

When do all the elementary schools get their gun-violence-proof ballrooms?

DAIRY QUEEN HAS A CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CONE DIP I REPEAT DAIRY QUEEN HAS A CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CONE DIP

*stares in CS Lewis Space Trilogy*

When your teenage stepdaughter is on a call with her friends talking about bad marriages they’ve seen and she turns the video to Rachel and me working together in the yard and says, “but THIS is how it’s supposed to look.” CAN’T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN’ TODAY 😤

When your teenage stepdaughter is on a call with her friends talking about bad marriages they’ve seen and she turns the video to Rachel and me working together in the yard and says, “but THIS is how it’s supposed to look.” CAN’T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN’ TODAY 😤

i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet i'm okay with that

I usually prefer to avoid yard work on Sundays but it was too rainy yesterday and the weather today is great. So now the grass is cut and edged, it smells of a perfect Spring day, and now I can rest lying in the backyard.