good morning to the grande dame

I’m sorry Karen’s wig is sending me to the moon

I feel so validated he always gave me the ick

FUCK MY JOB!!

this app when it has a moment to have any sort of leverage over twitter

A mother quake is being reported to have hit Beverly Hills at a never-before-seen magnitude…

Yapping so much today the holidays make me feel like a jolly little elf with no responsibilities I just want to giggle

Oomf just said Monica should go on The Challenge

I physically need Brittany Cartwright to get a breast reduction…. They look so heavy

Elphaba IS brat

Erika pls

Need these barrettes ASAP

suddenly seeing a lot of AI images of housewives pop up (mainly on twitter) and while they can be quite funny, it gives me a visceral ick that we're helping to train these technologies that already disproportionately harm women with more images of women

Bought a Rinna Beauty lip kit on Amazon the other night while I was high… now why is it phenomenal

The current vibe

This line delivery

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I miss my Stassi

Love You My Internet Gorginas

When nobody listened or cared when Kristen spoke up… believe women THE FIRST TIME

Updated car selfies since I’m 25 now.

Everyone using the AI bot on Twitter is so disgusting I hate hate hate hate the world

party 4 gru

ur srsly telling me it’s not friday yet????

MyGorgeousTeamXx

Y’all mind if I make a selinagary sadcam for absolutely no reason

Katie Maloney new bf somehow being even shorter and uglier than T*m Schw*rtz

Justin Rose should have a sleepover with us in his mansion in Utah and I am literally in tears at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 Justin pls love u

Thank you Bob(ney Rose)

Luigi rn

so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.

This is how the inside of my brain feels today

holding space for golden globe nominees ariana grande and cynthia erivo

Bought a little mini self defense kit for my car keys and was assembling it before work and male coworker freaked out and said “I mean what’s gonna happen when you feel emotionally attacked in the office with those”

Got too high and have been watching this on repeat for at least 30 minutes now no plans on stopping anytime soon

There is something about an eggo waffle that can be so decadent

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

!!!!!!!!!! @lilfamilyvan.bsky.social WERE AUNTIES

A motherquake of never before seen magnitude has hit the RHOBH aftershow

SundayInspo

Ariana Grande shares edit of her and Jonathan Bailey in ‘Wicked.’

So congested today

Doechii is the female rap superstar that y’all been begging for.

Nobody hates RHOSLC more than the fan pages dedicated solely to that franchise/ specific housewives on the cast… why they always so nasty to our founding mothers

My most retweeted skeet being like 20 retweets… I am brave enough to vainly say I miss the engagement on Twitter

One thing about me… I fucking love the Hunger Games movies. And I have seen them a ton but still cry every time.

Elphaba on her way to the Ozdust ballroom before she found out Glinda was tricking her

Physically unable to stop thinking about Angie K in this week’s #RHOSLC

As Someone Told Me Lately Everyone Deserves The Chance TO FLY!

The Madison LeCroy show is back tonight (also known as Southern Charm)