She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course

Just got wireless headphones and I feel ridiculous but the sound quality is incredible

Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na" In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”

The way this backfired is Selina Meyer level incompetence

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.

⚠️DC OOMFS⚠️ Can anyone house me on Monday, January 6th -Tuesday, January 7th? I am attending the Lib Stop The Steal Rally and need somewhere to stay. 🙏

good evening *count orlok voice*

Why do so many hot people tweet like a fourteen year old who just discovered sex

OUT: saying “I don’t owe anyone anything” IN: saying “idgaf”

happy last Sunday of the year if anyone gaf

Let’s wake THAT up.

Hi guys

Ah let’s go to the “popular with friends” feed and see what is popular with my fr- oh it’s just naked men

well it’s encouraging to know Twitter remains insufferable

I would simply never allow myself to be threatened by Christmas Carolers. “We won’t go until we get some” I’ll have you know people have been shot for less

CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines: Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.

Selina Meyer in that one episode

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.

Just said have a good night to the woman who made my salad at 2:45 pm

Never not thinking about this

Neeeeeeed to spend a snowy weekend at bluestone manor expeditiously

What feeds are y’all a part of? I need something more than just the discover feed

Hawk Tuah girl getting investigated for crypto fraud is like the perfect encapsulation of where American society is in 2024

Physically unable to stop thinking about Angie K in this week’s #RHOSLC

Hear me out….

His sheer unbridled and fat holiday spirit

[commercial for pants] Is your underwear cold?

Don’t act shocked

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

nite 😴

Gizelle referring to INC as elf on the shelf #RHOP

need Bronwyn Angie and Whitney to work their issues out immediately I can’t witness anymore mother on mother crime #rhoslc

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I bought new earrings :)

Eileen Davidson when she was hacked

beefing with a pro-lifer in the comments of my anti-Erin Lichy tik tok

Fuck this shambling corpse

need….sandwich

whatever’s on tonight, I just wanna party with you

you will be visited by her tonight

oh she’s using picsart again. this album is about to be legendary

The halls:

Been getting kinda beefy

getting asked to do work this week

workin hard or hardly workin

do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura, behind the aura, behind the curtain, behind the burqa

exquisite