Elon and Vivek to MAGA

Meredith marks:

(Fiyero voice) cucking my wife

Sufjan Stevens is becoming a daily listen….Oh it’s bad for me

This is happening before yearly reviews hold on lemme leverage this

Me: Hey how are you and your guy doing Oomf:

Became important at my job because I was bored and asked for more work

How it feels to send “per my last email”

just got this can of wormsssss should i open it??

The ability to make homemade chili oil is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

And a Chudai in a pear tree

I know it comes from a place of privilege but I really do hate skin whitening in the Filipino community. We’re not supposed to be that pale PLSS

Oomf dating an Italian from Jersey in law school. Oh she wants my nachos so bad

One thing about me is I LOVE a Partiful

Sun down before I even leave the office

nite 😴

A lesbian witch named Gaylinda

I’m dating a white man, roomf 1 is dating a white man, and roomf 2 is in a situationship with a wasian…..

Going on a club hiatus until the new year 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ yup yup

I bought new earrings :)

I love the MCU (Madea cinematic universe)

The girl with the bad haircut come up here

How it feels to be drunk and go to another bar

The halls:

He should’ve been Elphaba

Happy bare minimum Mondays. Hope everyone is bare minimuming today

I love working a service job I don’t need. Like yes I WILL spit in your food if you’re rude to me :)

Been getting kinda beefy

The energy I’ll be bringing to my nieces baptism

Midtown being empty the week before thanksgiving is probably an indicator we’re in a recession

Me to the 2 inches of rain that will envelop NYC tomorrow

Me at the fat gay hasan piker lookalike contest

my boyfriend got me a shoutout from Angie K 😭😭

South Park was right cause why did I want to give the meanest head after seeing wicked yesterday

Who up feeling Jovani?

Oomf is always hanging with his ball and chain. What happened to sisterhood?

Got a compliment from our president right after my director told me they’re negotiating performance based raises

To the person that got struck on the train and allowed me to WFH because they cut off entry into Manhattan:

Petition to ban 3DB until they get a better sound system

I feel like I’m on ANTM giving out these first 10 likes